Your Second Thanksgiving Game Open Thread

Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.

Car @ Dal: I think this’ll be the “Game Of The Day”. Romo’s back and the Cowboys look a lot less Weedenish all of a sudden. The Muscle Camster continues his relentless push to make everyone forget that he pilfered a laptop and wrote his name on it back in college. So far it’s not working. Good luck to both teams except for Dallas!

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Moonbatting Average

Well guys, I’m off to the fallout shelter.

King Hippo

oh, we gon WANK

entropy

FUCKING RUN! Romobyl is melting down.

Sharkbait

Romonobyl immanent

Doktor Zymm

When does the countdown start?

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Doktor Zymm

Oh, I guess that started it.

hippofant

Damn, Romo got audibl-owned.

hippofant

Just a basic Cover-2 defense too!

John Difool

Three Tony Island

entropy

ROMOBYL continues to overheat and is dangerously close to meltdown. Time to ingest your iodine pills if you are within the fallout zone.

Sharkbait

Defensedown! Woooo

King Hippo

OverseerDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

ROMOBYL II: THE MISERY CONTINUES!!!

King Hippo

Huzzah redux. Can we hear a THREEDUX??

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Doktor Zymm

That was a good time to look up.

King Hippo

EXACTLY the same for me. Was texting a kid.

entropy

That kid’s name is seriously “Denim?”

Bortleback

Those kids looked like they were told that if they didn’t smile then for the camera they’d be spending thanksgiving at greg hardy’s house

entropy

How can you say that about the reigning Walter Payton Man of the Year?!

King Hippo

Or Trestman’s van??

Horatio Cornblower

MISSION ABORT!! MISSION ABORT!! THE BASIL HAYDEN’S IS OUT!! ALL IDEAS FROM HERE ON OUT ARE TO BE CONSIDERED BAD AB INITIO!! HIDE CAR KEYS!!! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!

King Hippo

INSUFFICIENT FUNCHESS

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Dallas D: “Howcum Cam don’t break when we tackle him?”
Panters O: “Because he’s not Romo.”

entropy

Dallas D: HEY! That’s OUR word!

King Hippo

Good on ya, anthropamorphic oranges.

Sharkbait

The last 2 minutes of basketball games are the worst

entropy

They were worse during peak Hack-a-Shaq days.

Croooow

I enjoy basketball a lot, but I cringe whenever it’s a close game and most of the timeouts are still there.

makeitsnowondem

This duck looks good as hell.

makeitsnowondem

— Peyton Manning reviewing his game film

King Hippo

FUNCHESS WOO

Croooow

Injuries forced me to pick him up and start him. So, I hear ya.
(My opponent is starting Cam though)

King Hippo

That was my last week.

makeitsnowondem

Dinner is Coming

entropy

ONLY THE WORTHY MAY COOK ON THE IRON GRILL.

entropy

God dammit Idris don’t you shill for fucking Tom Clancy games.

Badger

Worse. For Ubisoft games.

John Difool

Love Romo’s new 30 step drop out of the shotgun. Throw’s it 25 yards and the receiver still comes up 2 yards short…. of the original line of scrimmage.

Doktor Zymm

He’s doing the two-step…..15x

Sharkbait

College basketball? Dooooooooonnnt caaaaarrrrreee

Spanky Datass
hippofant

Da fuq? Was that just a really fat C?

John Difool

Don’t you dare tell the owners wife that isn’t art.

Dunstan

I even love Lily in Claymation form

entropy

Seconded.

John Difool

Makes me want to do some Claybation.

King Hippo

Punt? BOO

entropy

Not much of a gamble, there, Riverboat.

Sharkbait

The game of choice is now college basketball. I don’t know what is going on right now

King Hippo

The non-Cam members of this offense are fucking garbage.

King Hippo

I can do it.

John Difool

Jason Garret is burning ’cause they challenged this? That’s what happens when your owner and boss is the head coach and you’re his cabin boy…YEEHAW

King Hippo

Woohoo, my Funchess now outscoring foe’s Dez at least.

Doktor Zymm

After my purple drank song exploration, I’ve really gotten fond of this one.

King Hippo

Does that Young the Giant “Cough Syrup” song count or is that too generic?

Doktor Zymm

My search was far from exhaustive, and focused mainly on hip hop culture. This is merely my favorite from that particular selection. It’s catchy, and has trippy oompa loompas!

King Hippo

Yeah, you guys look purty good.

Doktor Zymm

Does naming a team after a color mean it’s automatically a color rush game?

King Hippo

The small print on this cancer drug ad (despite the heroic muzak) is “half the patients are alive at 9.3 months instead of 6 months.”

Bortleback

Are there special laxatives for people on that drug too?

King Hippo

I need a cartoon so I can understand better smh

Bortleback

Greg caught that with his third leg

Doktor Zymm

When the NFL isn’t sure if something is a catch they should just do a 20 second internet poll. It would take about the same amount of time, probably be more accurate, and would please more people.

entropy

They can’t do that, they wouldn’t have time for a 30-second ad before the pool, then another one after you click your choice, then another as the results load.

litre_cola

Sponsored by DRAFTKINGS

King Hippo

I don’t like the shift of this momentum.

entropy

That was some kind of handoff.

litre_cola

I thought they were 9-1

entropy

Holy Shit, Disney, enough with the fucking Star Wars marketing tie ins.

Sharkbait

Star wars had reached spaceballs level of marketing

John Difool
Redshirt

That was a catch?

King Hippo

Again, I just don’t know anything anymore.

Sharkbait

The Aristocrats!

Doktor Zymm

The best part about that is the guy in the background making the TD gesture like he might trick the refs into believing him.

Bortleback

Cole Beasley, so gritty……

Beerguyrob

…that I sat him today.