Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.
Car @ Dal: I think this’ll be the “Game Of The Day”. Romo’s back and the Cowboys look a lot less Weedenish all of a sudden. The Muscle Camster continues his relentless push to make everyone forget that he pilfered a laptop and wrote his name on it back in college. So far it’s not working. Good luck to both teams except for Dallas!
Well guys, I’m off to the fallout shelter.
[searches for a word beyond Romobyl]
oh, we gon WANK
FUCKING RUN! Romobyl is melting down.
Romonobyl immanent
When does the countdown start?
Oh, I guess that started it.
Damn, Romo got audibl-owned.
Just a basic Cover-2 defense too!
There’s a reason why Koochkeekly is the highest rated LB.
Three Tony Island
ROMOBYL continues to overheat and is dangerously close to meltdown. Time to ingest your iodine pills if you are within the fallout zone.
Defensedown! Woooo
OverseerDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROMOBYL II: THE MISERY CONTINUES!!!
Huzzah redux. Can we hear a THREEDUX??
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
That was a good time to look up.
EXACTLY the same for me. Was texting a kid.
That kid’s name is seriously “Denim?”
Those kids looked like they were told that if they didn’t smile then for the camera they’d be spending thanksgiving at greg hardy’s house
How can you say that about the reigning Walter Payton Man of the Year?!
Or Trestman’s van??
MISSION ABORT!! MISSION ABORT!! THE BASIL HAYDEN’S IS OUT!! ALL IDEAS FROM HERE ON OUT ARE TO BE CONSIDERED BAD AB INITIO!! HIDE CAR KEYS!!! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
INSUFFICIENT FUNCHESS
Dallas D: “Howcum Cam don’t break when we tackle him?”
Panters O: “Because he’s not Romo.”
Dallas D: HEY! That’s OUR word!
Good on ya, anthropamorphic oranges.
Feelin’ Cusealicious!
The last 2 minutes of basketball games are the worst
They were worse during peak Hack-a-Shaq days.
I enjoy basketball a lot, but I cringe whenever it’s a close game and most of the timeouts are still there.
This duck looks good as hell.
— Peyton Manning reviewing his game film
FUNCHESS WOO
Injuries forced me to pick him up and start him. So, I hear ya.
(My opponent is starting Cam though)
That was my last week.
Dinner is Coming
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HX3plRG9EQk/Tt7F4s75OjI/AAAAAAAA6mI/JxFQMd0vmrc/s1600/housetopolski4.jpg
ONLY THE WORTHY MAY COOK ON THE IRON GRILL.
God dammit Idris don’t you shill for fucking Tom Clancy games.
Worse. For Ubisoft games.
Love Romo’s new 30 step drop out of the shotgun. Throw’s it 25 yards and the receiver still comes up 2 yards short…. of the original line of scrimmage.
He’s doing the two-step…..15x
College basketball? Dooooooooonnnt caaaaarrrrreee
It feels like this is going on in my belly.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/b19bcbbc672ce4d9ab92356477a24382/tumblr_mwzcoxlshl1rpmo4ho1_r1_400.gif
Da fuq? Was that just a really fat C?
Don’t you dare tell the owners wife that isn’t art.
I even love Lily in Claymation form
Seconded.
Makes me want to do some Claybation.
Punt? BOO
Not much of a gamble, there, Riverboat.
The game of choice is now college basketball. I don’t know what is going on right now
The non-Cam members of this offense are fucking garbage.
Would you be interested in doing the intro to tonight’s game?
I can do it.
CAN’T WAIT! (to see it)
Jason Garret is burning ’cause they challenged this? That’s what happens when your owner and boss is the head coach and you’re his cabin boy…YEEHAW
Woohoo, my Funchess now outscoring foe’s Dez at least.
After my purple drank song exploration, I’ve really gotten fond of this one.
Does that Young the Giant “Cough Syrup” song count or is that too generic?
My search was far from exhaustive, and focused mainly on hip hop culture. This is merely my favorite from that particular selection. It’s catchy, and has trippy oompa loompas!
Cuse up ten on the Huskies. Crotch area of pj’s getting VERY tight.
Yeah, you guys look purty good.
I’m very surprised.
Does naming a team after a color mean it’s automatically a color rush game?
The small print on this cancer drug ad (despite the heroic muzak) is “half the patients are alive at 9.3 months instead of 6 months.”
Are there special laxatives for people on that drug too?
I need a cartoon so I can understand better smh
Greg caught that with his third leg
When the NFL isn’t sure if something is a catch they should just do a 20 second internet poll. It would take about the same amount of time, probably be more accurate, and would please more people.
They can’t do that, they wouldn’t have time for a 30-second ad before the pool, then another one after you click your choice, then another as the results load.
Sponsored by DRAFTKINGS
I don’t like the shift of this momentum.
That was some kind of handoff.
I thought they were 9-1
I just poured two fingers of Glenlivet. NFL refs ruled it a catch.
The Syracuse is hanging with #18 UConn.
Holy Shit, Disney, enough with the fucking Star Wars marketing tie ins.
Star wars had reached spaceballs level of marketing
These Panther’s uniforms….
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1785691/im-blue-o.gif
That was a catch?
Again, I just don’t know anything anymore.
The Aristocrats!
The best part about that is the guy in the background making the TD gesture like he might trick the refs into believing him.
Cole Beasley, so gritty……
…that I sat him today.