Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.
KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.
Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.
Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.
I HATE MY LIFE SO GODDAMN MUCH
I CHEER FOR A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HOPES I CAN FIND SOME MEANING AND DIRECTION FROM IT ALL
AND YET EVEN THEN I AM CONTINUOUSLY LET DOWN
WHY DO HUMANS BOTHER DOING ANYTHING AT ALL
How many Super Bowls do the P*ts have the last 10 years? Fuck off.
Yeah. This seems in line with two (potential) losses.
If life were enjoyable, it wouldn’t be a sin to kill yourself.
Do you think anyone denies this?
The good news is if Big Papi does enough PEDs the Sox will really have a chance this year.
Cheer up!
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BWHAHAHAHAHA PATS FANS LEAVING WITH 11:09 TO GO
This community loves this team!
Also, hates negros.
This is making my day after 2 fantasy seasons ending. If the Cowboys win it is a glorious clusterfuck for 1st place!!!
Go Eagles Go!!!!
/gargles stale diarrhea…
Football is a strange game
I feel like Belichik would have one of those “never lost back to back games” stats. Is that being mentioned now?
4 times since 2000.
Meatball told us earlier.
All together now…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SosmpnWET4
Bradforddown? BRADFORDOWN!!!!!
Is this heaven?
Christina Hendricks would be giving me a honey massage if this was heaven but it’s close.
THE ROUT IS ON
Bradford is warming up to throw his interception.
I picked the Pats to cover, so I’m fully expecting the Eagles to complete a Lions-esque collapse here.
That’s going to be tough at this point.
Life is about disappointment.
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Take the -9.5, I said.
That line can’t get high enough, I said.
Chip’s just getting his guys tuned up for the Kraft Foods Armed Services Bowl.
I’m sorry, but if you don’t like Darren Sproles the problem lies with you and not with him.
TRUTH
Fire Chip if he lets sam bradford throw a pass.
Only an idiot would…oh, I see your point.
WHAT THE FUCK SEABASS
MOAR MISSED KICKS!!!
Seabass is struggling
Maybe he’s not as drunk as he’d usually be during a game
Ted Ginn should really give out advice on safe sex instead of playing football, because I don’t think he could even catch AIDS if he tried.
Ted Ginn giveth, Ted Ginn taketh away.
Ted Ginn, you sack of monkeyshit
9 missed XP today, kicking is too easy, you guys.
Cut Ted Ginn right now
Kind of the anti-ODB
Ted Ginn is no ODB.
If Philly cuts Murray can he return to the Cowboys?
Banished for life.
Nah, there’s no meat left on that bone
That was the Ginniest play ever. Jr.
Happy Chanukah all. Most of my guests have left and I still have some lagunitas brown shugga left. It’s a miracle!
Io Saturnalia!
If shooting yourself in the foot was really a thing the Saints would have nothing left below the knees.
Patriots 2nd Half.
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The Saints will never win as long as they continue to play fucking Fallout Boy over the PA system.
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I feel the same way about Cam that I do about Dwight Howard. Both are huge physical talents. Neither will ever win a championship.
Come on, Donks, run some clock and get me one long FG
lolkickers
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Nothing good has come of kicks today
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How will Collinsworth be able to do SNF after being destroyed emotionally?
Gisele didn’t know that Brady can throw and fucking catch the ball
I have a feeling that she’s very well aware that he goes both ways.
Extra Point? DENIED!!!!!!3
That’s THREE IN A FUCKING ROW there!
Kicking is hard, you guys
Just stepped in to this PM game action. Picking up NO/CAR here. If it’s not too painful, can someone highlight what is oging on in NE/PHI?
Multiple orgasms are happening!
Brady’s been intercepted in last two drives, one a 100 yard pick six. Sproles had Punt return TD. eagles up 14 going into the 4th.
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Chip so cocky he’s playing Kenjon Barner!
Bradford is 11/20, 91 yds.
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Guys! This erection WILL NOT SUBSIDE!
Stop making excuses for brady. For fucks sake
“Well, if they would just get that other team off the field, then Tom could complete his passes a lot easier.”
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MACLINDOWN!
You stupid Raiders.