Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread

Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.

KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.

Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.

Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.

 

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The Maestro

I HATE MY LIFE SO GODDAMN MUCH

I CHEER FOR A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HOPES I CAN FIND SOME MEANING AND DIRECTION FROM IT ALL

AND YET EVEN THEN I AM CONTINUOUSLY LET DOWN

WHY DO HUMANS BOTHER DOING ANYTHING AT ALL

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How many Super Bowls do the P*ts have the last 10 years? Fuck off.

Old School Zero

Yeah. This seems in line with two (potential) losses.

blaxabbath

If life were enjoyable, it wouldn’t be a sin to kill yourself.

Sill Bimmons

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Romonobyl

Do you think anyone denies this?

laserguru

The good news is if Big Papi does enough PEDs the Sox will really have a chance this year.

Cheer up!

fleshwound_NPG

BWHAHAHAHAHA PATS FANS LEAVING WITH 11:09 TO GO

blaxabbath

This community loves this team!

Also, hates negros.

litre_cola

This is making my day after 2 fantasy seasons ending. If the Cowboys win it is a glorious clusterfuck for 1st place!!!

Romonobyl

Go Eagles Go!!!!

/gargles stale diarrhea…

Spur

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Spur

Football is a strange game

blaxabbath

I feel like Belichik would have one of those “never lost back to back games” stats. Is that being mentioned now?

Sill Bimmons

4 times since 2000.

Meatball told us earlier.

Redshirt
ThursdaySkyGoddess

Bradforddown? BRADFORDOWN!!!!!

fleshwound_NPG

Is this heaven?

Sill Bimmons

Christina Hendricks would be giving me a honey massage if this was heaven but it’s close.

Gratliff

THE ROUT IS ON

Spur

Bradford is warming up to throw his interception.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I picked the Pats to cover, so I’m fully expecting the Eagles to complete a Lions-esque collapse here.

Sill Bimmons

That’s going to be tough at this point.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Life is about disappointment.

Spur
Sill Bimmons

Take the -9.5, I said.

That line can’t get high enough, I said.

blaxabbath

Chip’s just getting his guys tuned up for the Kraft Foods Armed Services Bowl.

Sill Bimmons

I’m sorry, but if you don’t like Darren Sproles the problem lies with you and not with him.

Old School Zero

TRUTH

Gratliff

Fire Chip if he lets sam bradford throw a pass.

King Hippo

Only an idiot would…oh, I see your point.

Sill Bimmons

WHAT THE FUCK SEABASS

ThursdaySkyGoddess

MOAR MISSED KICKS!!!

Gratliff

Seabass is struggling

Bortleback

Maybe he’s not as drunk as he’d usually be during a game

The Maestro

Ted Ginn should really give out advice on safe sex instead of playing football, because I don’t think he could even catch AIDS if he tried.

Sill Bimmons

Ted Ginn giveth, Ted Ginn taketh away.

King Hippo

Ted Ginn, you sack of monkeyshit

fleshwound_NPG

9 missed XP today, kicking is too easy, you guys.

Gratliff

Cut Ted Ginn right now

King Hippo

Kind of the anti-ODB

Romonobyl

Ted Ginn is no ODB.

Spur

If Philly cuts Murray can he return to the Cowboys?

Romonobyl

Banished for life.

Bortleback

Nah, there’s no meat left on that bone

blaxabbath

That was the Ginniest play ever. Jr.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy Chanukah all. Most of my guests have left and I still have some lagunitas brown shugga left. It’s a miracle!

Sill Bimmons

Io Saturnalia!

Sill Bimmons

If shooting yourself in the foot was really a thing the Saints would have nothing left below the knees.

laserguru

The Saints will never win as long as they continue to play fucking Fallout Boy over the PA system.

Spur
blaxabbath

I feel the same way about Cam that I do about Dwight Howard. Both are huge physical talents. Neither will ever win a championship.

King Hippo

Come on, Donks, run some clock and get me one long FG

Sill Bimmons
Bortleback

Nothing good has come of kicks today

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Romonobyl

How will Collinsworth be able to do SNF after being destroyed emotionally?

Spur

Gisele didn’t know that Brady can throw and fucking catch the ball

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have a feeling that she’s very well aware that he goes both ways.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Extra Point? DENIED!!!!!!3

King Hippo

That’s THREE IN A FUCKING ROW there!

Gratliff

Kicking is hard, you guys

blaxabbath

Just stepped in to this PM game action. Picking up NO/CAR here. If it’s not too painful, can someone highlight what is oging on in NE/PHI?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Multiple orgasms are happening!

Brady’s been intercepted in last two drives, one a 100 yard pick six. Sproles had Punt return TD. eagles up 14 going into the 4th.

Bortleback
King Hippo

Chip so cocky he’s playing Kenjon Barner!

Sill Bimmons

Bradford is 11/20, 91 yds.

Moonbatting Average

Guys! This erection WILL NOT SUBSIDE!

Brocky

Stop making excuses for brady. For fucks sake

blackroseMD1

“Well, if they would just get that other team off the field, then Tom could complete his passes a lot easier.”

Spur
ThursdaySkyGoddess

MACLINDOWN!

Sill Bimmons

You stupid Raiders.

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