Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread

Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.

KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.

Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.

Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.

 

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Gratliff

HIs 2 TDS could be 5. Terrible.

Old School Zero

GINN YOU DUMB BASTARD

blaxabbath

Ginn is so Ginn.

entropy

Wow, they had that “consecutive losses” graphic on screen for less time than it takes a hummingbird to fart.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The Patriots can finally blame another n-word for this loss: nuisance Riley Cooper

laserguru

Time to switch to vino.
I’ll be drinking a fine French wine from the Côtes du Rhône region.

Life is looking up.

Horatio Cornblower

My god it’s like applauding for a Klan parade.

Which is ironic given that most Pats fans would be OK with that.

King Hippo

kind of delicious, when you think about it.

Sill Bimmons

Gonna break out my good Klan hood!

Horatio Cornblower

Get out of my (hooded) head

King Hippo

HUZZAH FOAR THE RACIST!!!!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

You beautiful racist bastard!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Bortleback

10/10, would get rejected by

Sill Bimmons

Riley Cooper went to Florida.

That makes sense.

entropy

That seems like it should be the start of really, really racist joke.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I feel dirty that I have to be happy Riley Cooper caught a pass.

Racist causes Patriots loss, Boston implodes.

Old School Zero

AHH HA HA HA

Horatio Cornblower

Keep this in mind for next week’s tag line.

King Hippo

WOW. That took some balls.

Gratliff

DATS RACIST

Horatio Cornblower

If I’m Chip Kelly I take the other team by surprise and punt it.

Sill Bimmons

This where Chip Kelly’s moron tendencies will really shine through!

Gratliff

If they didn’t fuck up that first onside kick, none of this would matter.

Sill Bimmons

If if’s and but’s were candy and nuts every day would be Christmas morning.

fleshwound_NPG
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Danny Amendola with the best QB rating in the Pats-Eagles game.

Brocky

It’s like chip Kelly doesn’t know that the team with the highest score wins

Sill Bimmons

Bradford couldn’t QB your local community college’s flag team.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Or Buddy’s fag football team!

Romonobyl

MIDDLE AGED WOMEN IN THE END ZONE LIVES MATTER!!!

entropy

“Patriots are signaling there was some kind of penalty.”

Making this play different from how they react to any other play in which they are negatively affected in what manner, exactly?

Horatio Cornblower

Sam Bradford runs for a two yard gain, slides in untouched and shatters into a million pieces.

litre_cola

OK Bradford, you have one fucking job, see it through.

Sill Bimmons

RACISTONSIDEKICKKNOCKOUTOFBOUNDS

Redshirt

Oh, bless you you racist asshole.

Gratliff

Oh thank fucking god

ThursdaySkyGoddess

INGRAMDOWN

entropy

What dafuq? Going through this week’s guide for shit to DVR, I see that Thursday night will bring us NBC’s “docudrama” Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors,

I am horrified and intrigued.

Redshirt

I hope “Coat of Many Colors” means breasts.

Romonobyl

Has CAR/NO started the 5th quarter yet?

Redshirt

Brady: “Alright we’re down 21-35 with less than a quarter to go. We’ve got them right where we want them!”

Redshirt

*14-35

Moonbatting Average

What’s the record for the least amount of game time to overcome a 21 point deficit, I wonder?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I HATE EVERYTHING

King Hippo

a good rule of thumb for life

Sill Bimmons

fuuuu

litre_cola

FUCK SAKES

Redshirt

Well we’ve had two fan bases get their hearts ripped out. I guess its time for the hat trick.

Horatio Cornblower

“It was covered well right until when he fell”

Yes, well, that part did sort of affect the play.

King Hippo

apart from that, how did you like the play Mrs. Lincoln?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is it wrong I am a fan of this?

Brocky

God damn it philly

Gratliff

Goddamn it, Philly. You only needed one stop to win.

King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit

Sill Bimmons

fuuu

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Going to a msg that shouldnt have been sent

http://alisonbriefan.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/11.jpg to make it better

hippofant

Right knee kind of looks like a baby’s face. 2/10. Would not bang.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You are a monster. I will never forgive you,.

Doktor Zymm

They can do it, but will they? Goddamn it Eagles. There are more Pats fans than Eagles fans, YOU HURT MORE PEOPLE WITH AN EAGLES WIN, SATAN.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Ah, but which win more rewards his followers?

blaxabbath

Joe Buck just praise whoever drafted Cam Newton?! Christ – show me a more sure-fire #1 overall pick for a team needing EVERYTHING than fucking Cam Newton!

JustStopDude

Cleveland would have fucked it up…

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Brocky

The fix is in boys. The fix being whatever deal belichik made with the devil

Romonobyl

Hoodie’s check finally cleared.

blaxabbath

Lucifer’s bargains always have an ironic conclusion.

FIND OUT MORE ON TUESDAYS ON FOX AT 9/8 CST! LUCIFER – IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW THAT ISN’T RIDDLED WITH FUCKING PLOT HOLES AND OVERALL WEAK WRITING!

entropy

It’s gonna suck, but I’m still going to watch the first few eps and hope they don’t neuter the character too badly.

Bortleback