Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.
KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.
Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.
Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.
HIs 2 TDS could be 5. Terrible.
GINN YOU DUMB BASTARD
Ginn is so Ginn.
Wow, they had that “consecutive losses” graphic on screen for less time than it takes a hummingbird to fart.
The Patriots can finally blame another n-word for this loss: nuisance Riley Cooper
Time to switch to vino.
I’ll be drinking a fine French wine from the Côtes du Rhône region.
Life is looking up.
My god it’s like applauding for a Klan parade.
Which is ironic given that most Pats fans would be OK with that.
kind of delicious, when you think about it.
Gonna break out my good Klan hood!
Get out of my (hooded) head
HUZZAH FOAR THE RACIST!!!!
You beautiful racist bastard!
Didn’t try with Alison Brie
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10/10, would get rejected by
Riley Cooper went to Florida.
That makes sense.
That seems like it should be the start of really, really racist joke.
I feel dirty that I have to be happy Riley Cooper caught a pass.
Racist causes Patriots loss, Boston implodes.
AHH HA HA HA
Keep this in mind for next week’s tag line.
WOW. That took some balls.
DATS RACIST
If I’m Chip Kelly I take the other team by surprise and punt it.
This where Chip Kelly’s moron tendencies will really shine through!
If they didn’t fuck up that first onside kick, none of this would matter.
If if’s and but’s were candy and nuts every day would be Christmas morning.
https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/673658343093870597
Danny Amendola with the best QB rating in the Pats-Eagles game.
It’s like chip Kelly doesn’t know that the team with the highest score wins
Bradford couldn’t QB your local community college’s flag team.
Or Buddy’s fag football team!
MIDDLE AGED WOMEN IN THE END ZONE LIVES MATTER!!!
“Patriots are signaling there was some kind of penalty.”
Making this play different from how they react to any other play in which they are negatively affected in what manner, exactly?
Sam Bradford runs for a two yard gain, slides in untouched and shatters into a million pieces.
OK Bradford, you have one fucking job, see it through.
RACISTONSIDEKICKKNOCKOUTOFBOUNDS
Oh, bless you you racist asshole.
Oh thank fucking god
INGRAMDOWN
What dafuq? Going through this week’s guide for shit to DVR, I see that Thursday night will bring us NBC’s “docudrama” Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors,
I am horrified and intrigued.
I hope “Coat of Many Colors” means breasts.
Has CAR/NO started the 5th quarter yet?
Brady: “Alright we’re down 21-35 with less than a quarter to go. We’ve got them right where we want them!”
*14-35
What’s the record for the least amount of game time to overcome a 21 point deficit, I wonder?
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I HATE EVERYTHING
a good rule of thumb for life
fuuuu
FUCK SAKES
Well we’ve had two fan bases get their hearts ripped out. I guess its time for the hat trick.
“It was covered well right until when he fell”
Yes, well, that part did sort of affect the play.
apart from that, how did you like the play Mrs. Lincoln?
Is it wrong I am a fan of this?
God damn it philly
Goddamn it, Philly. You only needed one stop to win.
godfuckingdamnit
fuuu
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Going to a msg that shouldnt have been sent
http://alisonbriefan.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/11.jpg to make it better
Right knee kind of looks like a baby’s face. 2/10. Would not bang.
You are a monster. I will never forgive you,.
They can do it, but will they? Goddamn it Eagles. There are more Pats fans than Eagles fans, YOU HURT MORE PEOPLE WITH AN EAGLES WIN, SATAN.
Ah, but which win more rewards his followers?
Joe Buck just praise whoever drafted Cam Newton?! Christ – show me a more sure-fire #1 overall pick for a team needing EVERYTHING than fucking Cam Newton!
Cleveland would have fucked it up…
The fix is in boys. The fix being whatever deal belichik made with the devil
Hoodie’s check finally cleared.
Lucifer’s bargains always have an ironic conclusion.
FIND OUT MORE ON TUESDAYS ON FOX AT 9/8 CST! LUCIFER – IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW THAT ISN’T RIDDLED WITH FUCKING PLOT HOLES AND OVERALL WEAK WRITING!
It’s gonna suck, but I’m still going to watch the first few eps and hope they don’t neuter the character too badly.
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Mumble mumble……night of your life…….mumble mumble