Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread

Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.

KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.

Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.

Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.

 

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

Amazing drive by the Panthers to save their one loss season.

Old School Zero

Now that’s a one-loss team with heart. Not like those quitters in NE.

Horatio Cornblower

I think that the key part of that play was the part where Newton didn’t throw it to Ginn.

Romonobyl

Tell Mercury Morris to go back to sleep.

Horatio Cornblower

Tell Mercury Morris to fuck off.

Sharkbait

I hate everything

blaxabbath

Damn it, Panthers!

fleshwound_NPG

RIP WHITE TWITTER

Old School Zero

Brilliant.

Gratliff

Can they rehire and then refire Rob Ryan? Will that help at all?

King Hippo

OLD TESTAMENTDOWN!!!!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

COTCHERYDOWN!!!!!!!

Old School Zero

CATCHERY!

Gratliff

Okay, so just the monday game to worry about. GO COWBOYS!

Horatio Cornblower

Man are you gonna be disappointed

Gratliff

I already am

Romonobyl

Maybe they’ll let us have a do-over with the Pats?

litre_cola

This has been a very entertaining day of footbawwww. Who do we got tonight? Oh.

Moonbatting Average

Can I go inside now?

Romonobyl

It’s safe…nicely done!

King Hippo

yeah, it safe

Brocky

No.

Brocky

And I just mean there’s still a game on, refs might notice

Old School Zero

did you pick up yeah right’s smokes?

Moonbatting Average

Yeah, but I smoked them all

Old School Zero

That’s the spirit.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I kind of expect the Steelers to let me down tonight, so I’ll just celebrate the Pasterisks loss.

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

Sweet, it actually posted.

Sill Bimmons

If it ends in .jpg or .gif it will post. .jpegs and .GIFs won’t.

I don’t feel good about the Stiller game either.

Doktor Zymm

This is the only time you will ever hear me say this. SOAR EAGLES SOAR.

Horatio Cornblower

Chip Kelly will have them soaring into a high tension power line by next week.

Romonobyl

I’ll let this slide…once.

Sill Bimmons

SEAN PAYTON WANTS CAKE NOW TOO

Horatio Cornblower

Man I’d love to be that book.

Bortleback

I’d love to be the chair she’s sitting on

blaxabbath

Sean Peyton’s mouth doesn’t get any wider when he talks. It’s creepy. He’s creepy.

Gratliff

EAGLES WIN THE SUPERBOWL

Moonbatting Average

Oh thank FSM

King Hippo

WOO!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF SEAN PAYTON

entropy

Oh my god no bailout call for NE?! Today really IS glorious!

Redshirt

Don’t fumble the kneeldown.

fleshwound_NPG

THANK GOD

ThursdaySkyGoddess

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Romonobyl

I’d love to be sitting quietly in the corner of a charming Boston sports bar right about now.

litre_cola

It would be great.

Sill Bimmons

This might be even better because the TAWWMYS got their hopes up.

Horatio Cornblower

This seems like a good time for a complete breakdown in the Eagles secondary.

blaxabbath

I’m afraid to ask what I am missing in NE….

Horatio Cornblower

Well nothing now.

Moonbatting Average

I’m hiding in the garage where it’s safe

Redshirt

STAY THEREI!

Redshirt

The football gods are getting involved because obviously Philadelphia does not deserve to win this game.

litre_cola

Good thing Brady’s receivers are mediocre.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I hope Philadelphia is obliterated by a giant alien battery meteor from space.

entropy

In a Santa suit?

Moonbatting Average

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.

Gratliff

IMagine how terrible it is to cheer for this team

Sill Bimmons

WHY DO YOU GIVE IT TO A GUY WHO BARELY EVER TOUCHES THE FUCKING FOOTBALL

King Hippo

Chip Kelly, everybody!

Sill Bimmons

FIRED FIND YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY HOME YOU DUMBFUCK

litre_cola

I dont know what to think right now.

entropy

FUCK YOU EAGLES YOU PIECES OF RANCID LEPER SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Brocky

Jdjednsljqwbw

BNDIEKWLWKCISLSJZU!!!!!!!

Fucking Eagles man

Horatio Cornblower

Sweet mother of fuck Eagles.

Redshirt

This is what we get for being Eagles fans. We deserve this.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

It’s the Giants game all over again. YOU DUMB TWUNTS!

King Hippo

OH GODDAMNIT

Sill Bimmons

no fucking way

Gratliff

Oh dear jesus fuck

MikeWallaceAndGromit

How is Ted Ginn paid any money at all to play football?

King Hippo

It’s like when Edwin Edwards ran for LA Governor against David Duke and people had those “Vote for the Crook: It’s Important” bumper stickers.

Bortleback