Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.
KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.
Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.
Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.
Amazing drive by the Panthers to save their one loss season.
Now that’s a one-loss team with heart. Not like those quitters in NE.
I think that the key part of that play was the part where Newton didn’t throw it to Ginn.
Tell Mercury Morris to go back to sleep.
Tell Mercury Morris to fuck off.
I hate everything
Damn it, Panthers!
RIP WHITE TWITTER
Brilliant.
Can they rehire and then refire Rob Ryan? Will that help at all?
OLD TESTAMENTDOWN!!!!
COTCHERYDOWN!!!!!!!
CATCHERY!
Okay, so just the monday game to worry about. GO COWBOYS!
Man are you gonna be disappointed
I already am
Maybe they’ll let us have a do-over with the Pats?
This has been a very entertaining day of footbawwww. Who do we got tonight? Oh.
Can I go inside now?
It’s safe…nicely done!
yeah, it safe
No.
And I just mean there’s still a game on, refs might notice
did you pick up yeah right’s smokes?
Yeah, but I smoked them all
That’s the spirit.
I kind of expect the Steelers to let me down tonight, so I’ll just celebrate the Pasterisks loss.
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Sweet, it actually posted.
If it ends in .jpg or .gif it will post. .jpegs and .GIFs won’t.
I don’t feel good about the Stiller game either.
This is the only time you will ever hear me say this. SOAR EAGLES SOAR.
Chip Kelly will have them soaring into a high tension power line by next week.
I’ll let this slide…once.
SEAN PAYTON WANTS CAKE NOW TOO
YES YES YES YES YES
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Man I’d love to be that book.
I’d love to be the chair she’s sitting on
Sean Peyton’s mouth doesn’t get any wider when he talks. It’s creepy. He’s creepy.
EAGLES WIN THE SUPERBOWL
Oh thank FSM
WOO!!!!!!!
FUCK OFF SEAN PAYTON
Oh my god no bailout call for NE?! Today really IS glorious!
Don’t fumble the kneeldown.
THANK GOD
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I’d love to be sitting quietly in the corner of a charming Boston sports bar right about now.
It would be great.
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This might be even better because the TAWWMYS got their hopes up.
This seems like a good time for a complete breakdown in the Eagles secondary.
I’m afraid to ask what I am missing in NE….
Well nothing now.
I’m hiding in the garage where it’s safe
STAY THEREI!
The football gods are getting involved because obviously Philadelphia does not deserve to win this game.
Good thing Brady’s receivers are mediocre.
I hope Philadelphia is obliterated by a giant alien battery meteor from space.
In a Santa suit?
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.
IMagine how terrible it is to cheer for this team
WHY DO YOU GIVE IT TO A GUY WHO BARELY EVER TOUCHES THE FUCKING FOOTBALL
Chip Kelly, everybody!
FIRED FIND YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY HOME YOU DUMBFUCK
I dont know what to think right now.
FUCK YOU EAGLES YOU PIECES OF RANCID LEPER SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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BNDIEKWLWKCISLSJZU!!!!!!!
Fucking Eagles man
Sweet mother of fuck Eagles.
This is what we get for being Eagles fans. We deserve this.
It’s the Giants game all over again. YOU DUMB TWUNTS!
OH GODDAMNIT
no fucking way
Oh dear jesus fuck
How is Ted Ginn paid any money at all to play football?
It’s like when Edwin Edwards ran for LA Governor against David Duke and people had those “Vote for the Crook: It’s Important” bumper stickers.
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