No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
Phil Simms calling Cole Beasley “sure-handed” is a definitive symptom of CTE.
Also the idea-devoid Hollywood douchebags who remade “Point Break”.
Seriously. Just call it something else.
“Break Point”
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Being a Jets fan has to be the toughest test of loyalty going.
I’d imagine being a Browns fan is tougher.
Cleveland would like a word.
Jillian Michaels and Tracy Wolfson. Sisters?
The Escalade… over engineered to hell and back, for people with too much money who will never, ever take advantage of all that utility.
I’m grooving a god buzz now, riends. Not too dumb, not too smart. I will continue to dirnk, I think my wife finds me even sexieer when I’m slightly bombed.
The misspellings in this are priceless.
Yeah I really want to see where this goes.
I also want Mrs. Fozz to get her own account on here and give us a “Point-Counterpoint” view.
There is nothing more certain in life that the next three Dallas plays are going to be run, run, FGA
At least they tried to throw it.
True, they certainly showed me.
INCOHERENT SCREAMING
The game is entering banana cake territory.
Rum cake is gone?
How are we on rum ham?
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Yup
FUCK
EAT SHIT AND DIE DALLAS UCK YOU TO HELL
Jesus I thought Mitchell was going to run that right back to the Jets’ end zone.
No, YOU TAKE IT!!!
Hmm….. First down, should probably run up the middle.
Peak Chan
I’m holding out on seeing Star Wars until I’m with the other SW fan in my family, and I trust the opinion of the Kommetariat. Scale of 1-10 (no spoilers), what’d you think?
8.5
8/10 Whole lot of fun.
At least Kellen Moore can lead the team to the the redzone
Xmas shopping lat nite, sw a Tie fighter “toy” for $179.99.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, GEORGE DO YOU NOT HAVE EOOUGH YACHTS TO WATER SKI BEHIND?
EAT A BIG SHITBURGER YOU CUNT!
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Nice pick ,but just go down in the endzone, idiot.
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Done and done.
KellenNOBYL
There’s some good work over on the Star Wars thread is anyone is interested.
Jesus, Moore!
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aaaaaand DERP
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Someone needs to do a clown version of “who’s on first” with Bosa and Clowney.
don’t know what was worse – facepalm from my junior prom date when I went in for the kiss, or the look my wife just agve me when I poured a fresh dirnk – (found gin and tonic ingredients in teh basement)
This Democratic debate is boring. So little batshit crazy
Really earning that 20 million, Darrelle.
Never pay a corner $20mil is a good general rule of thumb.
Cromartie, burned again. Shocker.
This is bullshit Jets. The Cowboys need a top 5 pick to get Joey Bosa. Assholes from jersey WIN!
What the hell happened to the Jets’ D?!
They’re baffled by the QB throwing with the wrong hand. How is that even legal!?
Abigail Breslin.
Porcelain Side Boob…..inside boob.
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Jesus she’s pale.
See below.
Dill pickle or BBQ chips? I’m totally serious.
Pickle, especially homemade.
Dill pickle.
Taraji P. Henson.
Side Boob…..inside boob.
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I guess those guys didn’t want to pay the rights to use a real NFL team in their ad?
Look how empty that place is.
They are at the Ice Cowboys v Ice Alouettes game. I know I would be
Madden 16 multiplayer would sure be fun, but I’ve never been able to get it to connect to matchmaking unlike literally every other game I’ve played, but I got a wireless controller with the charger for 20 bucks with it, so the only real downside was buying a Madden game.
Only a douche would wear those shorts.
Vodka supplies are suspect, the pipeline has spurng a leak, eyeing up borubon or back to beers. Will update when situation resolves itself.
Cole Beasley is a classic Milford man.
Oh oh! One of the Brandons is in the locker room. That can’t be good.
I just picked up Javorious Allen off of waivers in Sill’s Insanity League.
Only then did I realize that I missed the play-offs and don’t have a game this week.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
I want to buy my dad a nice desk chair maybe in the $500 range for Christmas. Leather swivel.. something like this:
Anyone got a suggestion where to go?
Great gift!
Don’t fuck up Christmas. Get your dad a hooker. Leather also works in this case.
This will sound odd but Staples usually has a pretty good selection of office chairs. Probably not high end like that but I’m sure they’d order it for you.
When Jim Nantz said “Decker” I thought he was talking about a woman with whom Greg Hardy had a limited association.
Gotta love the unwritten rule of sidelines never helping stop an opposing player’s momentum.
Questions you never need to ask:
“Did the Jets run it up the middle on 1st down?”
When Jim Nantz said “scrambled” I thought he was talking about Sean Lee’s brains.
Big Ben didn’t get that joke
WHUT? TEH BEN LIKE EGGS.
Or Brandon Lee’s abdomen.
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That looks shopp-photoed
The colors are certainly. The body is hers. I’m sure they fucking smudged any fucking zits.
That’s some great blocking, Kenbrell. Don’t help out, just run from the QB like he’s on fire.