No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
How will the Jets Jets this?
Kick return TD?
if this guy misses, i will kick myself in th dick
“Bullock has strutted out on the field”
You pronounced ‘waddled’ wrong
ravens v chiefs otmorrow – i would rathe rhave a prostate examin in tijuania
They’re cheap, though.
why NAWT both?
So Ramdy Bullock is just Fat Mark Sanchez?
“I question and regret many of the choices I’ve made in at least seven of my lives.”
http://40.media.tumblr.com/59cd6fa1f368b1880b55a493a00f6c41/tumblr_n4d369RzDG1tz0lffo1_1280.jpg
“You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN’ TO ME???”
Hey they ran it up the middle! Haven’t seen that all night.
Derpffffffff
Whoopsie
Holy shit!
oh fuck no
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSS
next week – st4elers vs ravens – i am going and geting the fuck drunk as fuck!
i am also going to sprad the cheer of hte holdiay season and buy a steelrs fan a beer that has no piss in it
Wooooooo
In an hour Fozz’s ramblings are going to be harder to read than Linear A.
This game is going to give me an ulcer
my left eye keeps twitching.
Peter Pan, major league dick.
Natalie Wood-The Great Race-1964.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlpz0SMYN1rf6c3oo1_540.jpg
She was beautiful.
FUMBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
up the middle, Chan!
Scrolling through, I see JJFozz is having himself a fun evening.
He’s in bourble with the missus.
Bourble is our new favorite word. Other than Bleergh
if iw ere a fourth of jluly fieworks display i’d be at the finale right now, but it’s not ending
Classic Ms. Wood.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f5baef7662f71c3013ce782fba71aca6/tumblr_nsmsjlSiH41shd9xeo1_1280.jpg
What kind of wood doesn’t float?
Natalie Wood!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/1abdc9e87f8b3dae4d7948e7d3ebfc80/tumblr_nqs02bdiWC1sfz8g2o6_1280.jpg
NICE!
remember when norm mcdoanled had potential?
That’s so Jets!
Also, hello, bitches.
Sup!
Keep your head down. The Jest fans are irritated and Fozz is a little handsy tonight
Yo.
Dallas spelled backward is Sallad:
NAWT enough mayonnaise for Texas asses ,, smh
Jets fans react reasonably
Since when?
HAPPYDOINK!
Oh fuck this game
What an absolute fucking shock.
I hate this game
Anyone figure out what Kellen Moore is yet? Man-child gone wrong? Half-baked clone?
Well Phil as a Cowboys fan I can tell you that those two interceptions bother the fuck out of me.
R.I.P. Ham.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9e434f06727c291a836b237b0142385a/tumblr_nshcec0YxR1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
admited now, i have a man crush on marsahwn lyncy.
fuck it, he palys like a fucking maniac and says “boss” like a boss.
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Wow, Jamarcus Russell really has reinvented himself.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c75c9a432ba89fabf1084f83a6f80e86/tumblr_nshcskOg691ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
50 yard attempt? 100% chance he makes it. Nobody misses against the Jets.
I hate this game
I’m just getting angrier and angrier.
Yeah, no. He’s going to miss this one and it won’t be close.
/kicker hits FG
//goes out to car
I ALWAYS KNEW HE’D MAKE IT!!!
/realizes he’s been somehow blasted into a shitty car commercial featuring awful “Texans” fans
Weak as shit, Dallas.
I want to make fun of those guys in the crowd shot, but worried they might be legit retarded
With Cromartie in coverage, of course.
FUCKING CROMARTIE
THAT WAS NOT A GOOD THROW YOU KNUCKLE DRAGGING IMBICILE
So I assume you folks who are doing the music-as-commentary thing have included “Heard It Through the Grapevine” on your playlist on the off chance it syncs up with a false start penalty?
I don’t like raisins.
Raisnist.
Fair enough.
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-7/0714/south-park-s07e14c07-how-to-be-a-raisins-girl-16×9.jpg?
You like raisins!
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I have no diea what you mean, but i am now playing lcash’s guns on the roof. and it’s working out grat!
Ming-na Wen.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/1002446f75e18814d6b2772ac5d04628/tumblr_nso4m2dLxT1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Mark my words, that woman will still look gorgeous at 80.
Just marked……………… MY PANTS!
My-Wang haht
i briefly soncisdered a tequilan and sunny D – no shit. fuck is wong with me?
I’d go with a nice water and aspirin mix. Maybe mix in a Gatorade.
Tequila Sunrise gone wrong. And listen to Uncle Horatio- advil and gatorade. Drink the gatorade slowly.
Very slowly.
I wonder what it would be like to have a pass rush.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6501be1d8a3bfc7ae401a1e2c272f5b8/tumblr_nso1ydn8sB1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
I’m switching to The Cure. Seems appropriate.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f1d716903a788e5f9e33cf953bbd3030/tumblr_n8vekbe1m61qa70eyo3_500.gif
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“I love black-tar heroin’
Robert Downey, Jr., possibly.
ALL HAIL BLEERGH!
Hail Bleergh!
BLEERGH DEMANDS WORSHIP