Your Thursday Night West Coasty NFL Open Thread

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SD @ Oak: Did you know that this is the last game that Charles Woodson will ever play in Oakland? Aside from winning the Heisman in college there was little to no indication that he would be a dominant NFL player. Did you know that fellow Heisman winner/Michigan alum Dez Howard retired way back in 2002? Did you know that interception-wise the guy is ahead of fellas like Ed Reed, Ronnie Lott, Mel Blount, Darrell Green, Deion Sanders and Champ Bailey? Now that you’ve been informed, can I stop typing sentences that end in a question mark? As far as the Raiders future is concerned defence-wise there’s this ridiculously talented guy by the name of league sack leader Khalil Mack. Shall we watch him hit the Jesus out of a certain prolific baby-maker?

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laserguru

The brother and I are watching The Muppets Christmas Carol and it’s a really cool vibe.

Daughter 1 and granddaughters stopped by too.

Little Wolverine got a Mr. Potato Head and a Peanuts “Sally”. There’s a reason behind this. The family also got full year passports to Knott’s Berry Farm (Peanuts friendly park) with parking and meals and shit.
I gave granddaughter 1 a standard “C” scale Hohner harmonica and a new user’s guide.
Fuck you Deadspin, she loved it. She already plays a recorder and she’s a bad ass blues machine.
I personally received a kit to make my own home made mozzarella and ricotta cheeses. I also received:

Maker’s Mark 46, actually 2 bottles. One from my work crew that was cracked yesterday and another tonight.
1 bottle of Bushmills.
1 Bottle of The Glenlivet (12)
Pictures of the granddaughters.
Tickets to see the Bulls V Clippers in January
and new pants.

The fuck am I supposed to do with pants?

Merry Christmas everybody!
Oh shit it’s only 10:00.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ok then.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a nice haul!

I’m watching House Party, albeit on basic cable and edited. Still good.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No shit; Mr. Y. Right did very well. Best of the bunch; the grandkids.

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The Maestro

It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve if I didn’t manage to accidentally get myself incredibly drunk again. Ended up playing euchre with my family for like 3 hours absolutely shitfaced and still managed to win. So that’s a nice little feather in the cap.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hey, the “natural” turkey we got yesterday isn’t, so no turkey for us tomorrow!

Bah. Humbug.

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The Maestro

How the fuck does anyone even define what “natural” turkey is?? A standard barnyard turkey is by default a domesticated animal so would that not make every turkey a “natural turkey”, then??

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Senor Weaselo

Wild is natural, right?
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Beastmode Ate My Baby

It had “turkey broth” added, which means…Yay!…MSG…so, yeah…

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The Maestro

Well I mean MSG can’t be that big a deal really! 1.5 billion Chinese can’t be wrong…

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Don’t make me angry…you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/42843/hulk_42843.jpg

(A fairly accurate depiction of Beastmode on MSG)

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King Hippo

Some motherfucker don’t get migraines.

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laserguru

Ok then.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://kingoftheflatscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_meg4mf65QO1rtuw6eo9_250.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/be5ee0a5e8eec946c9a5ce3f6c7bdc5a/tumblr_nvd0skQ5w81s6ghe7o1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Truly heartwarming story:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3f40321cc487c8faccd8bdc3df7313f7/tumblr_nzoyvfo3kE1rnyeudo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THANKS OBAMA!!!1!!

http://45.media.tumblr.com/d64b34c82b75dd7e663cd6fd516b8ffe/tumblr_nz2ia461e61qhrm3lo1_540.gif

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JustStopDude

http://www.netanimations.net/animated-party-frog-with-noisemaker-sync-2.gif

Its over…its finally over…

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Senor Weaselo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaV_9cUbQo

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I lost my stream and can’t find a new one. My final thought is I have to spend 8 hours driving tomorrow to visit my dying grandma and my cousin is the worst. 48 cousins on one side, love them all, other side, only one on the other side and she is the worst. 10 years in a row saying nothing but spending the entire time of your cell phone. Dick to your dad, Dick to your Uncle, Dick to your Aunt. Dick to your Cousins. Rot in a fire please or don’t show up. My brother and sister can’t come this year so I am stuck with her

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hippofant

You are missing a heartfelt farewell from Woodson.

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JustStopDude

http://www.nitehawkcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/maxx.jpg

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Merry Moosemas indeed!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Please let this game end in a Woodson pick-six where he takes it into the Black Hole.

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makeitsnowondem

It’s got to end in a tie. It’s got to.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I look forward to losing my cover bet in this game.

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makeitsnowondem

So very Raiders.

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JustStopDude

http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/JuggaloTwerk.gif

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JustStopDude

I cannot think of a more Raiders play they could have called…putting in Woodson in a terrible play, just so he could get the shit knocked out of him for a loss…

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Spanky Datass

Just stupid dip-shitery. And now Teh Raidahs won’t cover.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Hey, this is a high school game, right?”

–When the NFL realized the CTE problem was real

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makeitsnowondem

This game has definitely been worth watching just the overtime of.

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/H3eihzY.gif

Hypnotic…

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ballsofsteelandfury

May Santa bring you everything you want this Christmas. You are certainly giving us what we want. Thank you!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Should have thrown it to another ese, Holmes

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Spanky Datass

Holy shit! I think I may have met and drank with this Santa dude at a bar in Vail about (squints at calendar) 30 years ago.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THE CAPTION SAID NEW YORK CITY, BE HE SEEMS WELL TRAVELED.

I like that you have a fading memory of such a thing.

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Senor Weaselo

Is it too much to hope for a missed field goal and then another one on the other side to seal the tie? Especially because I said “Winner gets LA” about this game, so in my mind a tie means they must stay. So it shall be written, so it shall be done.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Am I imagining things, or has Manti Teo been a non-factor tonight?

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/qmwVcUm.gif

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

https://youtu.be/zvMFm5nKeUc

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow. I was hoping for 2nd and 34 instead of that.

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Senor Weaselo

HAIL BLEERGH

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/DoVd24W.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I think I found your problem…”

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6908c543749a2a0a0e5677a5bb8d7690/tumblr_mri35cpzth1rigi4uo1_500.jpg

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/SIpV0yc.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I keep mocking this game, but I have to go visit my grandma tomorrow who is kept alive against her wishes, and get only get to see my cousin who is no trans gendered apparently, but always a bitch/(dick). I want this game to last forever to ignore that (love my grandma, she wanted to die a long time ago though, she had a DNR that was ignored)

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No problem with her being trans, I went to college with a great friend who was trans. My cousin is a fucking bitch about it unlike my other experience with a sexy, but 6’2″ and slightly too hairy woman. Japanese partner in college. I want to reconnect with her now

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/mv8QWdj.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

Somebody has been doing good work!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

BTW, there WILL be a HRTN/Moosemas special chapter tomorrow.

I ain’t no shirker, no siree…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“What a game!”
– Jim Nantz, obviously watching a hockey game on his monitor

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Croooow

Golf.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just saw a Fury Road trailer on Youtube…now I wanna watch it again.

WITNESS ME!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Stay tuned for more scintillating NFL action!

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Senor Weaselo

BONUS DRINKING PERIOD UNLOCKED

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makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

I see this is an icing-the-punter kind of evening.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The game has been paused every 3 seconds the entire half. The OT rules will at least stop that

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JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Have not seen that one for a while; good work.

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Senor Weaselo

Good still-evening everyone, and Merry Christmas and Moosemas to all!

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JustStopDude

OH FUCK I FORGOT IT WAS CHRISTMAS TONIGHT!!! I WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE THE FUCKING KID TODAY!!!

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Senor Weaselo

Oh, Jesus Christ…

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Senor Weaselo

They talk about the Apollo-Drago fight a lot in Creed.

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