Your Christmas Evening Open Thread

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Hey fellow fellas! (the girls are fellas too) I’m guessing you’re doing a fair amount of relaxing today? Perhaps you’re entertaining/running around to visit? Whatever you’re doing, I wish you well. And for those that didn’t have a quality Xmas, at least you’re not Ravens TE Richard Gordon, Bengals CB Troy Hill or Saints WR TJ Graham-they were all released yesterday. Hey, it’s Christmas and I’m out of a job!  Among those teams not taking a day off in the NBA this evening are Cle/GS, SA/Hou and LA/LA. Their baby brothers fighting battles tonight are NM/Wash. St., BYU/NI, Aub/Haw and Harvaaaaad/Okla. So have what you’re having and if you feel like it, type us a line and let us know how you’re doing. Me? The wife and her sister had a set-to last night so the get-together ce soir should be on the frosty side. I’m in!

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makeitsnowondem

Gutting my way through the Star Wars Holiday Special, just so I can say I’ve seen it once.

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The Maestro

I see I’ve inspired people. I’m so sorry.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope everyone did well in the gift department.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f55d5f9da1fe551bd33076d1b20e0225/tumblr_n1ix2y1U2R1sdkeh4o1_1280.jpg

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nomonkeyfun

Merry Christmas my fellow fuckheads.

Monkeyniece was born yesterdayI am now drinking corn whiskey.
Life is very good for me right now.

I get to tell monkeynephew how lucky he is to have a little sister.

I think I’ve seen your situation with your wife and her sister in a movie. It ended quite well, if the sister is attractive, but very old testament.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or Starwars-ish.

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nomonkeyfun

Only if scotch is fighting with his sister.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ooop, misunderstood, but mine interpretation would make abetter porn movie.

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nomonkeyfun

I think both would be good from the outside, but I’d rather be in. a porno starring my wife and sister in law, ras opposed to my sister and I.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Actors not related.

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nomonkeyfun

But that is what makes the Britney/Whitney Stevens movies so hot.

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King Hippo

True story, I knew a guy chased around by the fry cook at 4am for playing that on the jukebox.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Everybody went to bed; they are used to me staying up. It is nice knowing people that accept your extreme weirdness. I appreciate that here too.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofWrj36_HTU

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Don T

Those are monk robes. Judging by the knots, that order takes a vow of flamboyancy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hope you guys realize there was a bad side to A Christmas Story BB gun incident.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f870gq5M1qc82pho1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgxwjWrAP1qcyrmyo3_1280.png

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Senor Weaselo

Back from the adventure of Christmas with Italians. I am quite full. And I got hot sauce for Christmas, so I’ll have to try that out.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I forgot that he was eating them.

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The Maestro

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Tryptophan is one hell of a drug.

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Don T

Maleficient proves there’s no stronger bond than between witch and brat.

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JerBear50

Packers fans seem to have bonded with brats pretty well.

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entropy

It’s Christmas in prison
There’ll be music tonight
I’ll probably get homesick
I love you
Goodnight

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Forgot how Christmasy Eyes Wide Shut is, joyful, hopeful.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/41183c7c9a47e78a9537f82cb9f53be5/tumblr_nysc6aWTrP1uafjyvo5_1280.jpg

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Horatio Cornblower

God did that movie suck.

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King Hippo

I turned it off like 7 minutes in.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not sure how Kubrick let it go that far south; I watched it a few times just because of his brilliant stuff, but Cruise/ Kidman/ Scientology completely ruined it. I think there was something that could have been at the screenplay stage, but then casting….

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, this Wells Fargo ad with the snowmen feeding carrots to the horses just reminds me of the South Park where Cartman taught the horse to bite off Scott Tenorman’s weiner.

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scotchnaut

I didn’t get to participate in the frostiness this evening due to convoluted circumstances. I was looking forward to it. The son asked us to watch the original “Recall” movie earlier today and I caught the last bit of Eraser so now I’m into the first 30 minutes of Collateral Damage.

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Croooow

This Cavs-Warriors game is really good.
And I love the Christmas themed uniforms.

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makeitsnowondem

Back from dinner with my parents/sister/sister’s fiancé. Meat fondue, clam chowder, potato casserole, chocolate mousse for dessert. lady snow is napping and I’m about to drink some Great Divide Hibernation and play some Legacy of the Void, which the lady got me for Christmas.

Good-ass holiday.

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Beerguyrob

I noticed the oven was set to “broil” instead of “roast”. I saved the turkey but wrenched the relationship.

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scotchnaut

The relationship with the turkey?

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Beerguyrob

At this point, I’m getting a better response.

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scotchnaut

Ouch.jk

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scotchnaut

My son added the jk

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Beerguyrob

That’s a good kid.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I am watching basketball and drinking with the wife. The dog is sleeping. It is a wonderfully relaxed atmosphere in the Deadly household tonight.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh and what we are drinking is sangria and what we had for Christmas dinner was nachos with steak and guacamole.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So image search ‘Deadly household ‘ and lo and behold:

http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/silent-night-2012-horrorfilm.jpg

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