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Min @ GB: Well! That was an interesting day right up until the booze made a guy go to SleepyTown. Both these teams are in the playoffs. Playoffs? So why don’t we pray that no one gets deaded and get this thing over with.
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♫ I’m the best backup QB ♫
HGH it’s for my wife
BUT IF IT’S GB@WAS WHO GETS TO WEAR THE YELLOW PANTS?!
You do.
SWITCHDOWN
“Propeller sweep” is my new favorite situational racial slur.
I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of….
/goddamn, I’m older than I thought
My first thought too.
Predictions for 2016.
All of NBCs new dramas and sitcoms blow and last less than 6 episodes.
I want one of these producers to man up and play “Before My Body Is Dry” between commercials just so I can lose my mind.
our sweet prince, too bright a light for this dark world
Fun Party Prank #7:
Buy a box of Ferrero Roche chocolates. Carefully unwrap several pieces and replace the candy with a brussel sprout. Re-wrap and place in a large bowl with the rest and watch the hilarity ensue!
Catlin Jenner 2437 A.D.
So Brave.
The Reprickening.
my eyes are UP HERE
Oh look, the game started again.
The worst thing about the new information age is it’s robbed us of Black Monday.
My alert sound is the Zelda secret sound. It makes it more exciting.
Just like Black Friday shopping begins on Thursday now.
Dear fired coaches, this one is for you :
gone too soon
I really am bummed out
I hear the Michigan coach is pretty good… they should try to hire him
That is fantastic.
I mean the image.
Predictions for 2016.
Amazon adds Chromecast support
Dear PeyPey,
We never stopped believing in you, even though we totally did!
<3 u bae
This is exactly how it is.
I hate that Denver got homefield. I would love to hear the “HGH” chants.
Now it will be THC chants.
I’m pretty sure if we got my high school varsity team together from the mid-90’s, who went 10-30 over the 4 years I was there, could give the Texans trouble on the football field.
Only halfway through this game…
Darwin, hard at work.
Living in the UP and having disdain for the number of poor-as-fuck families that own like 4 snowmobiles, this is what I imagine the average trip consists of.
Predictions for 2016.
Trump drops out of the GOP nomination race in early July despite leading in delegates.
Trump and Cruz will fight over the same delegates (the batshit crazy ones) and the establishment will rally behind Rubio instead.
Trump’s ego will ensure he tries a third party run which is a disaster.
I feel the need to point out that Showcase Showdown is an awesome band. Also, I feel the need to point out that the last verse of this song is “You’re so proud to be from the Baltics, but I think you’re a bunch of pricks, You love the Vikings, but they were gay, so take your fish eggs and go away.”
I miss snot punk.
always figured I really would dig Norway, but I enjoyed the song.
Yeah, I don’t really know what their problem with Norwegians is, but it’s entertaining!
Brothers & Sisters good night to all. early meeting tomorrow. Looking forward to all the drunk assholes returning from vacation. Wait I’m one of them. Happy New Year to all. Wild Card here we come.
Good luck, and good night
Happy New Year!
also, PeyPey is back and DENVER WON DESPITE 5 TURNOVERS AND SOMEHOW I DIDN;T DIE WOO!!!!!
Yeah, I kinda figgered you’d had a stroke or passed out or some similar shit.
nah, I went and bought my kid her requested school supplies and celebration Crispin pear cider to ease my brain down from stroke level.
Boeheim is a cheater.
/JK just wanted you to feel at home.
There is nothing worse than making yourself presentable again after two weeks of vacation. Shaving is for suckers.
Face?
Or taint?
Just wondering how much itch you’ll have to deal with tomorrow is all.
If I had the sort of job that required a shaved taint, I’d probably spend a lot less time making snarky jokes online.
She’s got a question about the instructions………
Lazy bitch. Get off the goddamned phone and put the TV dinner in the over.
Fucking cunt.
*oven
/we really need an edit button
She’s a gambler.
Someone’s in the bourble.
“Hi, I have some questions about your product. Specifically, who’s to blame for how awful it is, and what is your office address so I can shove it up their ass?”
“Shove it up wherever your species traditionally shoves things!”
Where is your husband?
They misspelled “5000 Years”.
/Goes back to reading Flat Earth theory tweets.
Spell ‘negligible’, Al! I bet your drunk ass can’t!
Hye . I resebmle taht remrak, yjo asshoole.
‘ballsofsteelandfury’s influence’
Was that right?
Not certain I could spell “Al” at this point.
gonna go watch some paint dry
I wish that banner graphic showed explicitly showing the Lions winning jackshit.
Is it just me, or has this game been really slow and uneventful? What with the holidays and all I’ve been staying up late and sleeping in, but staying awake through a whole half more of this seems daunting.
You read my mind. I’ve seen Minnesota a lot this year on Directv, they are boring as shit.
at least the Redacteds, for good or for bad, will entertain
Yes. Yes they will. Sorry in advance, liver.
Wake me up for the draft
But she still won’t do anal…go figure.
Oh C’mon???? I’m the only one that thinks Romonobyl’s remark is fucking hilarious.
Fuck you people. That was fucking funny.
Bridgefail
Predictions for 2016.
Top Grossing Film – Captain American – Civil War. The Star Wars movie is 2nd followed by Batman/Superman.
You left out X-men which looks awesome.
You spelled “13 Hours” wrong.
BAYGHAZI BAYGHAZI BAYGHAZI!!
Way to take advantage of the field position Minnesota
I told ya they’d do fuckall with it
Nearly a fat man INT
Cris with the “out on the edge” opinion that the Red Cross is ‘good people’. Unlike those Salvation Army pricks.
I want to mass murder those Goodwill fuckers.
FIRST THING I EVER AGREED WITH HIM ON.
Much better than the Salvation Navy. Have you ever tried to play a tuba in a row boat.
-Thank You Carlin.
The wrist is considered part of the hand? Never had a wristjob before.
someone clearly doesn’t have an amputee fetish
The skill is all in the wrist, don’t you know?
Guess that explains the carpel tunnel syndrome.
Mebbe my elbow soreness is unecessary?
I should loosen my grip?
Predictions for 2016.
Biggest Celebrity death for 2016 – Catilyn Jenner commits suicide.
I would make a dick joke here but nah.
Hopefully whilst driving the family van with all seats occupied.
Golf clap. Although Kanye is spared.
I’m sober, but that Android commercial freaked me the fuck out.
This game blows. Rodgers isn’t getting hit to make such this somewhat enjoyable.
oh, fuck you, like you’d do anything with the ball anyway
God help me, but I could easily see the Redacteds beating either of these teams.
Don’t you go raising my hopes. I’m having a hard enough time not being excited, and I’ve only budgeted enough bar money for one playoff game.
the 2nd game would be such that you should watch amongst strangers anyway. TOO MUCH SERIOUS and then teh blackout drinking. One need be home for that. Or have someone reliable and strong who can carry you home afterwards.
nah, I think Dok needs one of those rugby types she’s usually sweet on.
Terrence Newman with a penalty? Shocking.
The Vikings : A good team to like if you are a fan of both football and Renfaire
I can’t even get drunk to this game. And I want this Passat family to get T-Boned by an 18-wheeler. Fuck you and your two hands at 10 and 2 like nobody drives fucking ever.
I’ve had one hand and one foot at 10 and 2 before, does that count?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Eh, I just wanted to see if I could.
This fucking ‘Beth’ ad has got to go.
It’s only been on six times tonight, give it a chance.
“Miss us?”
–DraftKings
Peter Criss needs the money.
I’m really fucking sick of this Beth commercial.
WE HAD BRETT FAVRE HERE AND THE JIZZ WAS COMING DOWN LIKE MANNA FROM HEAVEN
Armed group claims rebellion against tyrannical rule, wants to use arms to overthrow tyranny and rule by their own armed tyranny.
But are they white?
Remember armed black man: Thug, Armed Brown man: Terrorist Armed White Guy: Patriot who loves his country
well, somebody’s got to stop that NOBUMMER who thinks he can throw hisself around like ke’s got all this power just cause he was popularly elected two times ,, smh
Oregon is under attack! Quick! Throw legal pot and local produce at them!
What varieties of produce?
I like veggies more than fruit, but OG Kush is my favorite.
Blue Dream or Durban Poison is the way to go. Shit is ridiculously good.
These guys wouldn’t know the first thing about getting high, and then they’d green out and get even more paranoid and then it’d be a bloodbath.
This idea has legs.
Same as it ever was.
“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
That came for the Visitors Centers, but I wasn’t a Visitor, so I said nothing
Brilliant.
A wheel that has only completed half a turn has not completed a revolution, similarly a movement which overthrows one government but does not install a successful new government cannot be termed a revolution.
Protests government incompetence by holing up in 85-year-old building constructed by the Federal Civillian Conservation Corps program.
Problem solver
A Warthog is a perty good equalizer, now that you mention it.
It looks more like a puma.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
God the A-10 is a great warplane.
Yeah ’tis
Unrelated, but Muslims in America should organize a march like the Panthers did on the California State Capitol. Carry whatever weapons are allowed for open carry and march on various state Caps. Especially Texas, where I assume.an M-2 is allowed.
I assume the gun laws would change very quickly.
I see no way in which that might end badly.
I wasn’t saying I wanted the Muskim protesters to be okay. I’m a hinky I don’t give a shit about those Mau-Maus.
That genuinely made me laugh.
But I was already going to hell, so it’s all good.
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