Min @ GB: Well! That was an interesting day right up until the booze made a guy go to SleepyTown. Both these teams are in the playoffs. Playoffs? So why don’t we pray that no one gets deaded and get this thing over with.
Your Sunday Night Open Thread
Has anyone informed the car companies that the holidays ARE FUCKING OVER ALREADY?!?!?
It isn’t Epiphany yet!
Seriously!
Jingle my balls “Happy Honda Days”!
So the bad news is the Jets Jetsed. The good news is I had a gig so I missed pretty much all of it, and then I saw Star Wars. And the Patriots gave up the 1 seed.
So I guess all in all it was a pretty good day?
The Vikings are running the four-minute offense with twelve minutes left with the confidence of a team that expects Mike McCarthy to pick up the slack.
Niners had a sweaty transient coaching a team that publicly torpedoed their QB and had many stars retire or leave. They still got one more win than the Chargers.
Tomsula to the Chargers in 2016! Nowhere to go but up!
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Does AP have ass whiplash?
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I own a couple brain jelly molds, both full and mini sized.
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[never shits again]
Notice the little rat turd at the end?
Cris; New Age Linebackers can run.
Linebackers before now simply walked everywhere.
God dammit, Cris kills my fucking brain cells with how fucking stupid he is.
“You have to go for it here, don’t you?”
No. You don’t. You could just give up.
One of football’s simplest and best pleasures is watching Mike McCarthy run the clock out on himself.
Just using absolutely every second of that play clock with sixteen minutes left.
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That’s actually pretty kickass
Looks like you can slide that one thing over to cover up the opening for the whites in case you want whole eggs.
“Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Separated or fertilized?”
/goes home alone
Hoodie Life
So Mike Mcarthy took over the play calling. How will we know the difference.
Right?
I love that this result is enabling make it snow to blow up a perfectly respectable betting pool.
I like this. If the Packers fuck this one away, it’ll mean they lost all of their divisional home games.
GOOD FUCK HIM
Oh nice. AP out of the game.
Who will they switch him for?
Mmmm… fuck the Packers.
I love the way the defense, instead of normally celebrating their touchdown like madmen, they all turn around all confused and looking for directions.
Welcome to Goodell’s NFL!
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I love you.
Mom, I’d like you to meet…
What… what is she looking at? Is Mutombo standing behind me?
NFC North, a glorious, everlasting tire fire since 2002
When they lost Tampa Bay all the remaining teams had to take up some of the slack
Looks a little incomplete-passy to me.
Am out. I have my first real day of work in almost two weeks tomorrow. See you guys for the next playoff game thread or Star Wars post.
Right behind you…not literally of course, that would be weird.
Empty hand.
Both of these teams is going to be one and done
Tonight.
Time for The Americans/Deadwood.
/behave yourselves
+1 Keri Russell
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I just looked up yellow bone. Learn something new everyday.
Mike Zimmer looks like the Platonic ideal of every angry corporate middle manager ever.
If you tell that to his face, he’ll beat into a coma with your own shoes.
“After reviewing the play, it is confirmed that that was a fucking amazing catch.”
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!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL1Vcn8yX1g
Sex and the Married Man? Obviously there’s a third person involved somewhere.
Well that was phenomenally stupid.
Fucking horrible derp
Fucking amazing catch
Teddyception!
Is Bridgewater the opposite of Tunneldirt?
And if you put them together you get the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel
Has Zimmer watched this game? If Bridgewater were any more patient he’d have died six times already.
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No one would talk to you before that either Bobby. Because you’re an asshole.
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How did you find my wedding night video?
Hey, 30 year old Phil Collins song.
Nice unexpected royalty bonus.
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overall, our Lord hath been pretty quiet today
Shariff don’t like it.
Rock the cash bar…
Collinsworth explaining how Rodgers can’t go balls deep
This GIF pairs nicely with the wieners picture.
Just the tip, baby, just for a minute to see how it feels.
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My 20 year old roommate sees no problem with taking my Corralejo Reposado and mixing it with a fucking Simply Limeade… “but it’s just tequila! What’s the difference if it’s this or Cuervo?!?!?!”
It’s a good thing I get along really well with his mom (who is also my roommate), or I might have had to choke him.
I am serious.
And I just fucked Shirley.
That boy is an idiot.
“Good friends with his mom, who is also my roommate.”
Go on…
I smell a reality porno shoot.
Don’t choke him, otherwise you don’t have a with his Mommy, assuming she is attractive.
“GODDAMNIT YOU LITTLE SHIT CUERVO’S BARELY TEQUILA; IT’S JUST CARAMEL COLORED FLOP SWEAT FROM TIJUANA! THIS is distilled from the finest angel tears and distilled using methods to refined for your pea brain to even handle. GO BACK TO THE FLAVORED VODKAS YOU KNOW NOTHING STACK OF BIRD DROPPINGS!”
But how do you…feel?
That’s part of why they moved in with me. Boy needs some learnin on things.
“Some” leanin? Sounds to me like you’d be better off slapping what little knowledge that’s present clean out of his damn fool head, hollow it all out, and make a living USB drive out of him.
Yea, but it’s not like we were any smarter when we were 20. I give him a little slack on things like this because, you know, 20.
Seriously that is some stupid fucking shit.
I’m surprised Goodell hasn’t banned hoodies…yet.
They will the minute grumblelord retires
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I LOVE tender wieners.
I love hard weiners.
Guess Who.
Trick question?
HGH reformed my neck.