A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
Devon Hester did that in the SB… KC is doomed
well, fuck Bill O’Brien anyway
It legitimately looked like the Texans only had 10 players on coverage there. Where the hell were all the black shirts?
Worst kickoff coverage ever?
EVAH
Dem Texans tho
turns out white flag = apt
HOLY BANANA!
welp
Ha ha ha ha!
oh houston
LOL
Welp, that was a short game.
so…they have their fans waving the white flag?
I want KC to win just to hear WIP callers say the Eagles should rehire Andy.
Few television commercials cause me to actively boycott a product. This Dr. Pepper campaign is one of them.
You don’t like pedo-vendor?
What? A spokesman that feels like the type that murders and dismembers women in his basement doesn’t make a product more appealing?
Managed to find a stream, thankfully – I paid for gamepass, but all playoff games are blacked out courtesy of Sky Sports being douchebags. Hopefully the stream holds out.
FOOTBALL=LOVING AMERICA!
#InstrumentalAnthems4Lyfe
FLAG IS TOO SMAWL NAWT MURKAN ENOGH
JJ better get out there and show those troops how it’s really done.
“To honor America, we have some whorish looking woman in fake leather pants singing the anthem”
Shit, forgot to put “singing” in extra quotes
Don’t forget the free child labor in the background.
Is that doesn’t signify América, I don’t know what does.
She definitely has that Texas look down pat.
only in TX would a look like that be considered appealing
hey guys
Yo
Removing your hat honours America?
Can someone get Tori a comb?
Bed head is best head
Fuck it, if I have to sit thru Gruden spewing dumb shit over the air, I might as well go meet my friend at the bar so I may have a plethora of alcohol to choose from. You people have fun!
“Whaddya wanna get if ya win the big powerball lottery?”
“AT&T Lily”
That’s a hell of a prize.
THIS
Greasy Chinese food has arrived, drink is poured, TV is on the correct station….LET’S GET THIS BIZZNIZ STARTED!
Will be ordering from this place again…best shrimp toast I’ve had in Chicago so far.
Mother Fucker. I’m listening to an interview with JJ Watt. The reporter asked him about the old lady who wants to meet him and other assorted fan based “distractions”, as far as the old school is concerned. That shithead said, basically you can’t playthe game forever and have to enjoy opportunities you while you’re a player.
But a a QB can’t spend 5 secs taking a picture of himself the first time he starts a pro football game.
What a fucking piece of shit.
He is without doubt my least favorite player of the last 15 years. He’s a pompous, cocky asshole who makes everything about him, then tells everyone he believes it’s a team sport, not all about him. I’d like him to get gored by a runaway bull during the pre-game introductions one night, then stomped by a local high school marching band trying to flee the scene.
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Is there a rule saying at least one-third of all photos of J.J. Watt must have him appearing to roar?
Go Texans!….I guess.
I really wish the YOOOSTON game was being called by Al Michaels.
You could have had Yooston sacking the Yooston quarterback.
I found my new love….she will be mine, she will be mine
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M4? Sure you don’t want the M3?
It’s an M2. It’s in my price range.
Afternoon people.
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So if LA gets only 2 teams, where do the Rams go?
Aleppo?
Wichita?
Toronto?
Portland?
Cleveland.
Well that kinda is like Aleppo.
Las Vegas
I could get behind that.
Pyongyang?
Christ no, not Portland. We’d have hipsters wearing LA Rams Dickerson jerseys.
Oregon would have to decide if it remained loyal to the Seahawks, when Portland hates Seattle in almost any other context. It would be fun to see
Latvia. Has LA in there, and I hear they’re doing better than St. Louis.
Latveria. All other teams and cities will feel the wrath of Doom!
Mexico City
FIRE ISLAND
Obligatory autotune video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I
Someone wanna embed that?
Wow the last time the Chiefs won a playoff game Montana and Marcus Allen were on the team.
…and Super Nintendo was up to date.
Speaking of Super Nintendo, almost time for FFIV in AGDQ16.
The fact that Kirk Cousins’ kneeldown didn’t make the Come On, Man! year-end countdown makes the whole segment into a complete farce.
It wasn’t?
breeds with anything …
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Fuck it. I want Big Red to get a Super Bowl win.
Me too. Me too. He was the best we had Grat, his time was just up.
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Obligatory:
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Also:
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I was on the wrong thread; or as you’d put it; the right thread.
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No home…… homo….
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Let’s go tinyhands, so we can see the residents of the town of Philadelphia throw batteries at each other.
Yes! This is also my reason for rooting KC!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Is it wrong of me to want to see that city eat itself?
Of course not. It is always hilarious to see the town of Philadelphia eat itself.
At least they are flexible.
I’m not making the connection. How does a KC victory = Philly going crazy?
Never mind. I’m an idiot.
I just associate BBQ with him so much that I forgot.
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That’s awesome!
Sportswriters described Clowney’s outburst as “very athletic”.
Also, “well-spoken.”
Clowney allegedly stormed out in a huff after learning he was inactive. Cue sportswriters calling him a “clowneyfraud” in 3…2…
/I’m so sorry
So, this is where the gang bang is?
A Houston reference? A Houston reference.
No horse left in the race, so rooting for good derpage and horrific injury schadenfreude.
Hoyer Country vs Tiny Hands! Wild Card Weekend excitement!
I am yawning with excitement!
“Easy there.”
– Joe Flacco
“Yawn. Don’t yawn. It’s all the same to the universe.”
–Catler.
As a Ravens fan, I root against the Steelers – cause if they lose and Carrot Top can play next week, the rumblings you hear from Cincy won’t be people who just ate Skyline Chili.
I’m going to be at a la familia get together today, but I’ll be in bourble half an hour after we make landfall.
I admire your restraint sir. I would be in bourble while at la famiglia.