A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
This game was bad enough to make me buy lottery tickets
The worst thing that could have happened to Hoyer’s ass today, one happened four times today…
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Mallet would’ve only thrown 2 picks this game.
– That one Texan fan
On the plus side, that shutout is looking good.
Hoyer Country is now little more than a rump state.
HOYERCEPTION 4: THE VOYAGE HOME
It’s not very far.
If I was a hooker in 1906 NYC, I would pretend to be an ice cream vendor. It would explain why I was carrying a sign that said “25 cents for a lick.”
$6 in today’s money? Shit, that’s a bargain!
Not really, it adds up fast.
$6 per stroke? OK, in that case, yeah.
Does this qualify as funny anymore?
BILL O’BRIEN–FIRED!!!!!!!!!
serious
YES!!! #4!!
You have got to be kidding.
QUADCEPTION!!!
Commercial break… shit I missed it. Posting anyways
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They’re saying nice things about punts now. You know a game is over when…
That obnoxious “field position” just kinda pissed me off.
…when the repeatedly show the visiting owners box.
Brad Maynard-approved punt.
So…if you were Whitney Mercilus….you would change your first name to Ming, yes?
Mingdy
Or Whitney Houston….I mean that is the city he plays in.
So if this game could end already so we can re-appropriate funds… that would be great.
I wonder what the 49ers are thinking right now…
THANKS HARBS
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He checks his ego at the door? So it’s all superego and id?
What kind of hanger does an ego go on?
Did Mike Tirico just call Alex Smith black?
Mike would know all about controversial race assignments
Didn’t “arm talent” used to say “arm strength”??
I honestly believe Bill Belichick has his assistants get jobs so they can purposely fuck up teams throughout the league. Only explanation.
Is there a parasitic tree? Cause that would be Belichick’s coaching tree.
The Ditka Coaching Tree is better. DITKA.
The kind from Evil Dead, I guess?
I wince at that scene every time.
It’s brutal. Both versions.
The Longest Con
This game is the football equivalent of a heroin addict that just can’t find a vein.
I would more compare it to a bad high. Never touched that stuff but I am drunk for a game I give zero shits about and it fucking sucks
We firing Arm & Hammer, Bubs. It’s baking soda.
$800 for a belt buckle? Jesus fuck!
You can buy Belty, a self-tightening and loosening smart belt, for less than that.
Just because it is a commercial
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She ain’t got no booty at all.
Or titties, but you’ve got to love the wardrobe choice.
As a white guy. I love skinny white girl butt. But I also love everything in between that and girls with hips that never stop.
Please do not get me wrong. I’m complaining about the stereo on the Millennium Falcon.
This game is to football what this is to art:
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This shit would have been much better with the Jets instead of the Texans.
GRUDEN GOES FULL CHUCKY
THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PUTTING IN THE DOOP
This is just astonishing.
Hoyer’s receivers trying catch the ball like Hoyer has an incurable communicable disease or something.
At this point, O’Brien has Hoyer out there and not Doopy Pants because of a contract situation, right?
This game is Rembrandt of bad football.
I feel that if you have to lobby hard to all 7 people at your table, including your husband who is trying to pay the tab, to get fireball shots at 3:45 in the afternoon… you shouldn’t be allowed to drink in public anymore.
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Donde esta su tarjeta verde, Paco?
I think with how rare they call OPI it should be a reverse-spot foul. Like, if it was 28 yards downfield it should be a 28-yard penalty on the offense. It’s only fair.
That would be fucking awesome!
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I can’t tell if Lilly would be horrified or flattered here today.
Those aren’t mutually exclusive.
She may be flatterfied.
That would have been an awesome interception.
I care less now that I don’t have Hopkins on my fantasy team. Still think he’s awesome though.
This is shit quality @bloody leathal. Watch it in HD if you have a chance. Omg the next game doesn’t start for an hour.
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MMM, Chloe Bennet. As amazing as she is, she still wasn’t enough for me to stop watching AoS
It got so good once they started ignoring the Marvel Universe. Would I say it is anyway perfect? no. Great/good show now
That was a memorable episode.
Hola!
I could definitely watch this for an hour.
Who’s this other guy who can catch Hoyer shittiness?
Pitt almost pissed away a 16-point lead but managed to close out Notre Dame 86-82 in the JV basketing ball.
HAIL BEERGH!
OPI? Not just a brand of nail polish, also a hilarious thing that can happen!
For the record, I don’t think that was OPI.
Hoyer going down with the ship….he scuttled.
They never should have called the playbook “operation Lila.”
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I don’t usually vote for the Pro Bowl, but next year, I think I’m gonna go on and vote for all people with sorta Middle Eastern names.
Technically they’re not Middle Eastern, they’re Islamic.
I would have gone with Muslim, but really, they’re hereditary names from the Mid-East which have become associated with one of the religions that originated there.
I haven’t seen a J.J. this distraught since that episode of Good Times where his ex-girlfriend told him he gave her herpes.
I haven’t seen a JJ this impotent on defense since JJ Daigneault!
Holy shit that guy was terrible
I mean, I may not be all that, but I’ve never been benched in a playoff game.
WE WERE PROMISED DOOP WHAT THE HELL
BURN THEM!
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A WITCH!