They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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Goodell shockingly has sided with the owners trying to move their teams, and not with the fans.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14538048/commissioner-roger-goodell-says-plans-keep-chargers-raiders-rams-inadequate-current-home-markets
So long, Rams, and thanks for all the lopsided losses.
If he takes the plea deal, he’ll only get 2 years.
More commercials, more Alison Brie
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h9YSXJ97rsQ/U3vRR47RTgI/AAAAAAAAFkY/2xGaJJISaCY/s1600/Alison01.gif
http://yxizucytu.web44.net/fypizijoti.jpg
Best Christmas party ever.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/d97a8277302debe466719c8717c3564d/tumblr_nzb75tabyl1s2wio8o1_1280.jpg
I just had a horrible thought………Brady/Manning bowl on CBS
http://i.imgur.com/q13m9gG.gif
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
One if not both have the potential to have their spines destroyed next week. I will be rooting for this.
For a trip to the Super Bowl.
Still commercials but I am almost late
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Alison-Brie-GIF-050.gif
Nelson just got ankle raped by Big Ben on that sack…. that’s how strong Ben’s Rapefu is….
harf?
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/686002257847029760
If Alison Brie shows up in every google search you do for no reason. I feel the need to give more Alison Brie
Oh I’ll give more to Allison Brie, believe you me
My view of Pittsburgh PA earlier today. We didn’t fly over Cincinnatti. I asked to fly the plane, and they said OK but I couldn’t bring my Scotch into the flight deck, so I had to turn down the offer. Ohio was overcast anyway.
http://i.imgur.com/uX1GGnN.jpg
I CAN SEE MY PLACE FROM THERE
Huh. No meteor impact.
Pretty cool! Boston to LA?
Washington DC to LAX via Minneapolis.
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3649413/tomlinhop2.gif
Steelers coach got hosed
http://i.imgur.com/hheY8.gif
Yay engineering school.
/which none of these bastards ever went to
My roommate just had her mind blown at Mike Tomlin looking like Omar Epps.
I take it she’s never seen him before.
She’s from StL, so not really a footbaw fan. She’s a gotdamn dirty Cardinals fan.
This game is making me down for nothing.
This officiating is a fucking disgrace.
The only thing worse is PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL trying to excuse it.
I just googled “Moar Flags” and now I’m severely depressed.
Do a Google image search. That will make you feel better.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/9ee64aee3cd5fb7b5b6d6dd83c3f8a2a/tumblr_nv4xsxMEv81qgtfwko1_500.jpg
http://abcnews.go.com/US/toddler-found-driving-motorized-toy-big-rig-florida/story?id=36150934
Of course it’s Florida.
http://i.imgur.com/dACKYOf.jpg
THIS GAME I CALL IT A REDDIT THREAD ABOUT WHETHER GAY JEWS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IS GETTING FLAGGED.
talk about your kosher smoked meats ,, smg-dh
The Steelers running back corps have been making so many cuts that I call them The Rabbis.
KNEEL BEFORE BLEERGH
FRAG EVERYTHING
Munchak took a shot and yanked on his hair.
I hope Pacman brought his shiv ,, chuh chuh
What could possiblye go wrong?
These refs are flagging everything.
ALL HAIL BLEERGH!
PROPER FUCKING REVERENCE
how is every Yinzer back off the streets so fucking good?
Meth?
MAOR FRAGS FOR BLEERGH
Is there a more thug-life approved song out there than Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAa3NvP6f4
Wait, his theme music is his own song?
Featuring his cousin, Tha Trademarc!
Does Nantz even pay attention to what he says?
Wait – can we go back to our other crush, Flo? Because yea, Flo
That’ll do NPG, that’ll do
I just discovered that the chick that plays Supergirl is a bit of a freak IRL. Am I the last to find this out?
I did not know this either. How much of a freak?
No, you are not.
And you have my attention.
Define “freak”….and be specific plz.
Apparently, she was part of the fappening with some dong going in pics.
/googles “fappening”
//yay google
A superfreak?
/I mean come on
http://media.giphy.com/media/QGJTrwwE4B5sc/giphy.gif
Did she carve an “S” in your bare chest with her fingernails or is this just anecdotal information?
How did a fucking dullard like Nantz get to announce football games.
not only THAT, he views it as a fucking CHORE he must endure just so they let him do the golf tourneys. GODFUCKINGDAMN HIM
This game is giving me an ulcer
http://i.imgur.com/ghJeUyI.jpg
I can’t wait for Ben Affleck’s Batman to yell “Nawt my ri-val” at Superman.
NOONE DENIES THIS
I’M PUTTIN THIS WHOLE FACKIN’ LEAGUE IN MAH REAH VIEW!!
Nice run and blocking.
No Stewie?????????? Smash that fucker to bits.
To The Yinzer Bar!
Have an Arhn for us.
Actually, don’t. That stuff is a step below sewage water.
Good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Have fun! We’ll be here when you get back. Remember: condoms are your friends.
remember – objects in the Yinzer Bar are likely at least 100 lbs heavier than they appear through bourble lenses
Be safe!
Not that I’m judging…
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr9dgE0tC1qcmptjo1_500.gif
This is true.
Remember: not even Steelers chicks are worth it
The Starter jackets can conceal much unpleasantness. BEWARE
http://56.media.tumblr.com/5184f3738c32662224b9a5db07049137/tumblr_nvgttlvm1r1rabul3o5_1280.png
that is maybe the most alluring image of the night, though I’ll be damned if I can ‘splain why
Our Lord brought His A game tonight!
ALL HAIL BLEERGH
If you live in a world where Batman played by Ben Affleck is your only hope well then …..actually I have no words.
I am vengeance…
I am the NIGHT…
I…AM…DAREDEVIL
HAIL BLEERGH
Andre Whitworth is having a splendid start.
Every time a game is played in Seattle, they show that stupid fish market, yet this is the first I’ve heard that Cincinnati manufactures playing cards.
I had no idea either.
Usually they just show someone choking down some of their chili slurry.
Someone explain to me why the told that kid to portray Lex Luthor “Over the top gay and annoying…like INSULTINGLY over the top”…
Gene Hackman tribute?
I need socks….
I misread that.
Better than pants.
I’m going to find a cash machine.
Here I am!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/images/2009/02/20/socksclintonapmarcynightwander.jpeg
Socks for traction
Wife just bought $30 worth of Powerball tix which means of course we’ll win. When we do I promise to invite all my DFO comrades to Jerralworld next season for a Cowboy’s game. I promise plenty of food (6ft Subway sandwich) and an open bar (case of Bud Light) in the luxury box I will obviously own by that time. The only requirement will be the wearing of throwback veteran Cowboys jerseys provided my me, and cheer when (or if) Dallas scores and boo when (when) Romo throws his pick-six. I’ll make it less painful by scheduling the event for when the Patriots come to town.
You are all so very welcome.
I’ll go for that.
I’ve always want to visit the Death Star…
Watching the silent stream of this game while I yell at Making a Murderer makes me feel like I’m at the world’s weirdest/saddest sports bar.