Your “I Wish Coughlin Was Coaching One Of These Teams” Wild Card Game Open Thread

csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…

Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!

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makeitsnowondem

fucking hell

ThePirateSloth

Welp.

Spur

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JustStopDude

PACMAN has already posted and deleted an angry video about that kicker…

Senor Weaselo

Oh he gon shank, chuh chuh.

Wakezilla

Ray Finkle’s sphincter just shrunk

Recovery Whiskey

Audible SEA HAWKS chants out my apt window. WTF. We … Won?

IronAvenger6491

lol, poor Viking fans.

The Maestro

DREW MAGARY JUST DIED

Badger

Fuck you Shithawks

Recovery Whiskey

Aw

Sharkbait

I can’t believe they Bengals’d

Spanky Datass

NANNOLACES!

Senor Weaselo

Laces were in!

Spur

Gary Anderson is proud

Gratliff

It’s everything I wanted out of this game.

WCS

BDD’s going to burn his house down.

Senor Weaselo

It’ll keep him warm.

Shogun Marcus

We gone plaid?

blaxabbath

Russell Wilson WILLED that kick to a shank.

Wakezilla

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Maestro

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

makeitsnowondem

no

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WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS THAT

John Difool

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Doktor Zymm

NO.FUCKING.WAY.

entropy

So. That happened.

Sharkbait

ALL OF THE DERP!

bourb0nblues

We have a new Least!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Are you fucking kidding me?!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

HOLY FUCK

Bugg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Redshirt

OH!

Romonobyl

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustStopDude

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wakezilla

In a situation like this, why not just tell the refs you’re taking a time out with 1 second left, and just set the clock up as such?

Screw running time. Lets speed this shit up

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Have you not seen it takes them 6 minutes to reset a clock already. Running the time off is easier

blaxabbath

Time to call a fake!

Senor Weaselo

Kam Chancellor jump block play?

makeitsnowondem

dark jedi ryle kudolph

bourb0nblues

Sounds like post-coitus chit chat between Al and Cris. Ugh.

Senor Weaselo

Woo, finally up to 0 degrees!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Screw this, I’m going to the peep show and watch Chicken Lady jill off.

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This post raises so many questions.

John Difool

I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter if you happen to have one

King Hippo

WHY IS FUMBRE JESUS PLAYING??

blaxabbath

Mike McCarthy would burn that last timeout just to stay warm for 30 seconds.

Romonobyl

Tony Romo is warming up to take the snap…

Spur

Good one

entropy

I see this game is down to the wire, and I should give some kind of shit, but, y’know, YouTube, and songs from singers who died from heroin.

Sharkbait
entropy

I went Neil Young for a moment, needle and the damage done, but I do love me some AiC.

Doktor Zymm

GG Allin?

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Oh fuck this “old school football” shit. IT’S JUST COLD WEATHER FOOTBALL IT CAN ONLY HAPPEN A HANDFUL OF TIMES A YEAR.

Spur
fleshwound_NPG

okay we need a name

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Giada De Laurentiis

Redshirt

A home team can’t win!