csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
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fucking hell
Welp.
PACMAN has already posted and deleted an angry video about that kicker…
Oh he gon shank, chuh chuh.
Ray Finkle’s sphincter just shrunk
Audible SEA HAWKS chants out my apt window. WTF. We … Won?
lol, poor Viking fans.
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DREW MAGARY JUST DIED
Fuck you Shithawks
Aw
I can’t believe they Bengals’d
NANNOLACES!
Laces were in!
Gary Anderson is proud
It’s everything I wanted out of this game.
BDD’s going to burn his house down.
It’ll keep him warm.
We gone plaid?
Russell Wilson WILLED that kick to a shank.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no
WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS THAT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
NO.FUCKING.WAY.
So. That happened.
ALL OF THE DERP!
We have a new Least!
Are you fucking kidding me?!
HOLY FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In a situation like this, why not just tell the refs you’re taking a time out with 1 second left, and just set the clock up as such?
Screw running time. Lets speed this shit up
Have you not seen it takes them 6 minutes to reset a clock already. Running the time off is easier
Time to call a fake!
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Kam Chancellor jump block play?
dark jedi ryle kudolph
Sounds like post-coitus chit chat between Al and Cris. Ugh.
Woo, finally up to 0 degrees!
Screw this, I’m going to the peep show and watch Chicken Lady jill off.
This post raises so many questions.
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I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter if you happen to have one
WHY IS FUMBRE JESUS PLAYING??
Mike McCarthy would burn that last timeout just to stay warm for 30 seconds.
Tony Romo is warming up to take the snap…
Good one
I see this game is down to the wire, and I should give some kind of shit, but, y’know, YouTube, and songs from singers who died from heroin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__biilMpnmw
I went Neil Young for a moment, needle and the damage done, but I do love me some AiC.
GG Allin?
Oh fuck this “old school football” shit. IT’S JUST COLD WEATHER FOOTBALL IT CAN ONLY HAPPEN A HANDFUL OF TIMES A YEAR.
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okay we need a name
Giada De Laurentiis
A home team can’t win!