csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
too bad the Viking horn done broke ,, smh
So, we’re totally going to find out in the offseason the Vikings were jamming the radio signal, right?
Welp
God. Dammit.
CHARMTIPCEPTION!
That’s what I like to see!
Communication issues or not, this is atrocious execution by Seattle’s offense.
Oh, St. Bernardus Abt 12 is overpriced… and still worth every penny.
seconded.
I love that beer, have several bombers in the fridge. My son is well trained and gives them to me for Christmas and birthdays.
I saw this yesterday at the booze barn and passed it by. Next time I will buy!
Andy Reid and Lovie Smith are fondling themselves right now over Petey’s timeout management.
Did someone fly Andy Reid to call plays for the Seahawks?
You rang?
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I went with something different
Did the Seahawks forget how the playclock works?
It’s true, you can’t freeze time.
+1.
-11 with the wind chill.
Spoken like someone who has never taken a fuck ton of acid.
Most telegraphed 3rd and 1 play ever. . .
Sharrif Floyd: Good at football
Beer run complete! The damned liquor store clerk upsold me so I walked out with more than I had planned.
I have an Avery Imperial Stout for now, a bomber of Revolution’s Bean Gene for later (really loved the blueberry Blue Gene from last year), and a bomber of Half Acre’s Imperial Stout, which I didn’t know even existed.
I’m going to have quite a winter stock of dark beers.
I’ve enjoyed most things that Half Acre has done. Sounds like a good haul!
Pardon my term ignorance, how much in a bomber?
22 ounces. It’s a good size for a boozy beer because one will get you to a nice place without getting you trashed.
I tried to suggest Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrell Stout, but my dumb fingers hit the back button.
Please, no more close shots of Zimmer’s face.
Might want to put on a welding mask, just in case his face reaches fusion.
I haven’t been paying a ton of attention but that’s the 2nd underthrown longish pass by Wilson.
My liver is going to kill me today
Well, then, start boozing heavily and kill it in self-defense
Get rid of it, it’s clearly holding you back
Yeah, after yesterday I’m struggling through my fizzy wine.
Beer will shut him up.
Great coverage by the rookie!
Hey! A DB that knows to turn around!
Nice coverage Vikes!
But not on 3rd down, sadly.
YouTube TV is up in the dining room (who am I kidding, that’s “Drinking Annex 1”), and I am playing some REM to start. What should be next?
Begin the Begin….or the whole Life’s Rich Pageant disc if that’s an option.
Keep going until the girls from the B-52s show up, then bail.
Baldwin throwing shade at OBJ…
My son just now: “This is a pretty boring game.”
/leaping one-handed catch
“I’ll just shut up now.”
Your kid seems pretty cool, actually.
he’s alright.
I just had a though – is the shirtless guy in the stands Randy from TPB??
You see that Mike Wallace, that’s a catch.
[ODB Jr. nods]
Doug Baldwin is a fucking beast!
ODB worthy grab right there.
We’ve replaced Doug Baldwin with Odel Beckham. Let’s see if anyone notices.
Define “throwing motion”.
It’s the same as “In the grasp”.
What. In. The. Entire. God. Damn. Fuck. Is. That.
We need the Matron Saint on the sidelines again.
Flo rida, Kevin Hart, and Trump on the Fallon show.
If the planet collapses into a black hole, you know who to blame.
THE UNHOLY TRINITY
If ISIS hits the Tonight Show that night, I don’t know whether to give them a drone strike or a medal.
Medal delivered via drone strike?
Even Fallon can’t find a way to laugh at that group
I tried to do Vikings roleplay with my partner last night, but he wouldn’t let me beat him to death with Gary Anderson’s turf shoe.
Holy shit that is funny
The Mrs. just started having hot flashes, her timing couldn’t be better.
Ok McDonalds, we get it. You want black people to buy your food. Stop it!
According to World Star and Liveleak, plenty of black people already go to McDonalds
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Control yourself Dok
Question, how well does the site work on an ipad (refreshing)? I want to stream the ice football game while multitasking.
Some strong tracksuit game already. Thanks for the heads up!
Kane fell while skating on for warm up. Hilarious.
My biggest problem on iPad is getting logged out and not being able to log back in for some weird reason. I got logged out 3 days ago, and every attempt to log back in has basically been like pissing into the wind.
Clear all your safari data, or download Chrome.
Anyway, on the iPad, it’s…. OK. WordPress does some weird code that does not play well with iOS, so you’ll end up refreshing for the +1 more often than you’d like, but it’s decent enough.
But I’ll lose my porn link history. 😉
I genuinely love how insincere and clearly irritated Dan Patrick gets when leading into a sponsored segment.
“A Burfict circle of personal foul pennnnnnns”
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Twerking fails are some of the funniest shit on the internet.
Fun Fact! Nipples are quick to frostbite!
His albedo rating is off the chart.
At least he’ll be able open everyone’s beers with his nipples at the post-game tail-gate.
If he lives that long
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That’s why you’re not coaching anymore Dungy, you dumbfuck
He pronounces Adrian “Adren”….. he even talks like a near corpse.
Halftime = Twerk time
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Here comes Peter King “thoughts on Burfict” circlejerk.
God, so distracted by Ice football in half an hour. #tracksuitnight is absolutely fantastic on twitter. Ice Bombers v Ice Bills will be great and due to regional restrictions I can’t see it!!!!
My dad just texted me the following:
“I now have another reason to hate Pete Carroll. He just threw his gum out on the sideline.”
Somebody os gonna break a toe on that wad after the half.
That bastard!
That’s some quality, old school hate.