GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. ALL HATE AND MORE BOOZE MAKES ZYMM A DULL GIRL.
Hate can be fun, and you seem fine to us,
Hate is our currency on DFO
I think Sill would say you are too young to be drinking in DesMoines young man,
Doubt you’ll need that bed heater tonight.
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Oh god i laughed at this Moose.
“Gooood.. Give in to your hate. Let it flow through … you know what? Maybe you’re taking it a little too far.” Emperor Palpatine
one calf = 2 feet and both knees down.
I am now watching an Avril Lavigne video because I want to see a pretty blonde bounce around on my TV. It’s on mute because her music sucks, BUT THIS IS WHAT YOUVE BROUGHT ME TO, NFL!!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!’
but but but…. there’s an entire world of free porn out there.
Living room, Windows, neighbors, too drunk for porn, AND I THINK SHE’S HOT.
Isn’t there some mad conspiracy theory about how she died and was replaced with a lookalike?
She is definitely pretty.
If I was not already hating tired as fuck of PeyPey, FoxSportsGo has cemented my deep seated hatred of all that is PeyPey by showing this god damn Nationwide commercial on every god damn commercial break.
Also, almost forgot. Commercial break
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I’m probably too old to be found stabbed to death in a shitty NYC hotel room.
how does steelers vs packers in the superbowl sound?
Fucking awful.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
painful
Landry Jones Super Bowl MVP
As bad as Packers v Manning or Brady
Stop.
How was he down, but I’ve seen guys sit on players on the ground and get up and keep going and they aren’t?
Good job finding that hole and hitting it Morris.
Challenge that shit.
these are the [*Redacted] s. they blew the whistle on contact.
Yay Morris. They’re gonna ditch him and be shitty next year. He was a draft win. So is Reed. They’re all going to have great careers elsewhere. Damn. I’m really sad now. This ain’t cool.
With how the last 2 games have gone, there is a shit tonne of time left Dok
I’m at the bottom of the sine curve. NO HOPE. NO FUTURE.
This is exactly what I was afraid of. The Packers limp into the playoffs, face the Landover SlumpBusters, and then suddenly find themselves and run the table.
I don’t particularly like the [*Redacted] s as it is, but if they give us a Packers Super Bowl, I will never forgive them.
Never ever depend on the Washington Fuckups.
Those Brits know their birds!
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Top left.
Airplanes don’t fly fast enough for me to head that way and sabotage the shit out of the Packers. I’ll just have to settle for drinking a lot and at least my bed will be comfortable when I weep myself to sleep.
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Vince Lombardi. Washington [*Redacted] s Ring of Fame legend.
Add Gillian Anderson to the list of redheads who have aged well.
Coldplay sucks, but Jesus I enjoyed Chris Martin singing with Peter Gabriel at the 2014 Rock and roll hall of fame induction ceremony. He was so happy to be playing with Gabriel.
Anyone else worried new X-Files is just going to suck?
Yes. A lot.
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These [*Redacted] s are as,shitty as they’ve always,been. All the hype jinxed us. Time for a desperate Kirk interception.
One for Zymm
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Is that Jack LaLane’s jumpsuit?
Appreciated. I need it at this point.
WEIRD SCORE SUPER BONER!
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I DO NOT LIKE THE PACKERS WHY ARE THEY WINNING GODDAMN IT
They are playing a shitty team that duped everyone into thinking they were good?
Denial? Denial.
Hey guys? Did you hear about that river in Egypt?
Sorry Dok, you’ll always have us though!
No amount of yellow pants will make me feel better now. This is a travesty.
touchdown! shots for every1!!!
Too late
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Goddamn it.
Been semi-napping since 1st quarter, and it looks like good Green Bay is somewhat back.
now I’m just depressed
DAMN IT. BE AS GOOD AS YOU ARE HOT.
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C’MON KERRIGAN. DEFENSIVE DREAMBOAT HIS ASS.
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Wow. Holding IS legal now. Fuckit, shot time for entropy.
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MAAAAAAAAAAAKE OUUUUU….
Oh, never mind. As you were.
If Watt spent more time training his body and less time dicking off for insurance commercials, maybe he wouldn’t have had to leave the playoff game yesterday.
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No wonder Weeden couldn’t start in the playoffs
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sit bad that I kind of want to watch the people vs. OJ Simpson?
I’m hoping there’s an open thread for it.
Actual end of 3rd
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End of 3rd… well close enough
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Louis CK i see you
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That’s the smile of someone who must have enjoyed the Grindr scene in the PHX metro area.
If I ran for president on the platform of killing Dan Snyder and reallocating his team ownership, would y’all vote for me?
No because you’d just reallocate it to the banks.
Which is both socialism and cronyism. The two things that make America great?
Sounds fun!
distribution of wealth. i like it. Only if you implement fan ownership bonds a la Green Bay.
Hmmm… Could you publicly humiliate him first? Lock him in the stocks and let us throw rotten produce at him?
DC is a town noted for its political scandals. Why has there been nothing yet
Holding is legal now.
Aaron Rodgers looks pretty comfy right now.
why wouldn’t he? his above average teammates are actually playing to his ability
Meanwhile in the stands…………..
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Clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack….
Phew, I thought I was hearing things.