GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
dont take a knee, KURT!
The name Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix will never not be funny.
SO MUCH THIS.
If he ever plays for DC I’m buying a jersey stat quick.
NFC Eastish
Oh for fucking dick paste shit.
How are them martinis?
I’m sticking to wine for the time being. I probably don’t need to be chugging liquor flavored with other liquor just yet.
“Dick paste shit” is a great turn of phrase.
Christ on a fucking bike Slurs.
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All right, I’ve got a rehearsal, so I’m out for this one. Have fun everyone!
It begins….
be glad Dok didn;t invite us THIS week
It’s cool. We’d be off in the other room playing depressing Layne Staley videos as she massacreeed everyone in sight,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmQONDjwWM
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Classy
I’m just gonna turn on caps lock, cause there gonna be yelling.
IT’S OKAY WE CAN MORRIS IT IN OR REED IT IN OR PRETEND WE’RE THE PATRIOTS AND QB SNEAK IT IN.
So about that
He hit the pylon. Is that not a rule anymore? Or are they saying his other foot hit first?
Foot crosses but ball doesn’t. Took talent
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DaFuq? I assume that is another DPRK image.
Desean Jackson keeping the ball out of the end zone like it’s another gang’s territory, no offense.
I am confused. Has Harper started to play teh footy?
That was not a TD
TD or not, I’m not comfortable living in a world where both Clemson AND the professional Washington football team are competent. Apologies, Dok.
It’s really fucking weird, isn’t it?
Arnold sounds like a real US Secretary of Defense
I haven’t seen a bunch of yellows getting slaughtered this bad by [*Redacted] s since a group of Apache’s rode on a Chinese Continental railroad camp….
No TD. Then again, it’s the NFL so who the fuck knows anymore.
It’s a safety.
I don’t think desean got the ball across the line. Again.
old habits die hard
He’s in! Right… ?
not even the tip
Sorry, I am reading Aaron Rodgers’ journal out loud.
Aaron Rodgers’ first practice with Brett Favre.
Typical D-Jax-the ball didn’t cross the line.
Ball did not cross
I should just stop watching at the half. The last Skins game started well too….
The mood shifts begin!
Playoff game, I should specify. Then the knee….and….*shudder*
YOU HAVE POWERS NOW. Don’t doubt, it weakens you
Rodgers looks about as displeased as when they cancelled Project Runway.
They WHAT?!!
That safety already skull-fucked my office pool.
Redacteddown
Dok just splooshed.
Desean with some cop speed for the TD
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DJAX HAHA TAKE THAT PHILLY I BET YOU WANT HIM BACK NOW!
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I know I do.
I have to think it was compensation for the McNabb thing. Eagles win one trade, Skins the other.
My son is annoyed that I won’t replace his DeSean Jackson jersey because he’s a little shit who doesn’t understand that he isn’t actually a blood like Chip Kelly said.
SLURSDOWN!!!!!
redacting all over the place!!!
I feel like a failure for posting the original as a reply earlier instead of this
Didn’t see either of the Washington scores-did Ovie get his 500th?
Game starts in 2 hours
gang fight!
Hope Alfred has a great game today.
I’m gonna be so pissed when the Skins trade him. SO. PISSED.
home just in time for GLORIOUS SAFETY
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Aaron Rodgers can dance did he wants to. But his friends don’t damce and if hey don’t sance then they’re no friends of mine.
I love how fucked up this got by the end.
I have transferred my powers to Dok for this game.
Thanks!
It doesn’t get much better than this.
For this safety I decided to crack Poit Dhubh gaelic whisky. Anyone ever have it? http://www.gaelicwhisky.com
They’re spelling whiskey wrong
I knew I liked you, Bortle
So if I said the whisky has the honourable colour of a rye whisky that would offend?
You’re making me angry. litre.
Please let this game end 2-0. I don’t ask much.
How about 4-2?
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BOO this man for copy and pasting my comment on the newer comments page.
Sorry, I meant I am with you
No way two people could ever think the same thing…. EVER!
I agree, glad you are on the same page with me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
That video is what I think a LSD trip would be like if I ever decided to take LSD but I haven’t ever taken LSD.
Everybody look at your hands
Let this be our final score!
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO BUT YOU CAN’T A.A. RON CAUSE YOU SITTING ON YOUR ASS IN THE WRONG END ZONE. HAHA!
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I’ve actually always wanted to go see those. It’s one of the few times DPRK actually grants visas to foreigners.
Watched so many doco’s on North Korea, I really want to go.
Its really expensive. basically you come in and you HAVE to convert a certain amount of USD into local currency. Everything will be more expensive for you. Then when you leave, you can’t convert your money back or take the local currency with you.
Oh, I know it would be costly as all hell, but it’s truly unique. You’re gonna have to pay for something like that.
I was working in China and a couple of my coworkers went there. I didn’t go as a Yank nor did my coworker who is South Korean as he would face jail time for going.