GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
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There’s almost nothing worse you can do in football than give Aaron Rodgers a free play.
Go with Ben into a restroom?
Be at a prom chaperoned by Mark Chmura?
Follow Charles Haley into the showers?
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Good thing Superman doesn’t have XRay vision
It’s pretty amazing how fucked up you can get when you really set your mind to it.
SHOTS!!!
SHOTS!
SHOTTZZSSSS!!!!
Slide one of those this way.
Here you go, Dok.
Salud!
Here’s looking up your old address!
My man. Welcome to flavor country, soon to be BAT COUNTRY
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You can always stop in Bat Country
I am taking this as a request for me to do one
If he doesn’t join you, I will
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you
Marge is oddly busty there…
oh thank heaven 7-11.
What the,fuck did I tell you. These retarda don’t learn from the first nohuddle….
We’re going to kose by five points.
What a load of horseshot
You’re going to die soon.
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Fucking Fredo, man.
“Wish you’d stop carping on that.”
-a trout
Yeah. I might make it to the Conference championships though
that was quite the turnaround
and under no circumstance will green bay be considered shady for doing that.
How do the referees see the guy who is offsides but not Gruden?
“Gruden was offside?”
-PK
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Please Beergh. I will sacrifice this wine to you.
FUCK YOU. YOU SUCK.
FAT GRUDEN FUCKS UP AGAIN
Red state soundsystem, scatterlings & refugees, no link for I am lazy, look it up, is good.
I know it happened last quarter, but no flag for clay matthews putting his hands on cousin’s facemask?
Fuck Matthews.
Yeah. This shit.
Now the Comepack begins.
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THIS JAMES JONES I CALL HIM TRAYVON MARTIN CAUSE HE WEARS A HOODIE AND A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES IN WASHINGTON HATE HIM RIGHT NOW.
Buck: “Troy, don’t you blarf dick nom snick dink flab?”
Aikman: “Boy did you ever daf vas flink bart wag snuk!”
Compelling!
Rodgers: My pocket’s collapsing right? Maybe on this side? Oh… okay… I’ll just throw this deep post then.
Mr Rodgers Neighborhood
I feel good about ARI’s chances next week.
Week after that, not so much
Cross that bridge when they come to it.
As you should. The byes are hugely important in today’s NFL.
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Thug Ozmandias To The Rescue!
Does Green Bay have a really shitty offensive line or is the Washington D good?
No.
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GB line is shit. Has been for years. Rodgers and his normally good receiving crew have masked it.
We replaced our O-Line with a colander. Have you noticed?
They have some good pass rushers, no secondary. It’s actually a pretty good combo when the opponent has an O-line as shitty as GB.
THE WIND IS NOT BENEATH YOUR WINGS RODGERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO WINGS AND ARE A HORRIBLE ACTOR
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I have been able to ignore that this is a Buck/Aikman game until they showed their stupid faces. I want to punch both of them now and their voices got 3x more grating.
Ok….it’s been said before, but FedEx Field is nowhere near the MLK memorial. It’s a lot closer to MLK Drive than to the monument on the Tidal Basin.
0-11. I usually get numbers like that. Not this time, of course.
POST PLAY CHIPPINESS!
All of us here apparently:
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Christ – even the Chevy asshole is in postseason mode.
If this game ended 11-2, or 11-4…oh how wondrous it would be
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Wait — SLURS have two missed XPs, not a safety?
Safety, FG, missed Xtra point.
Yeah.
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Looks like Lhasa
Weird score boner stays erect!
AND FUCK. That better not be a game changer. I will RRRRAARGHTHREHSODU if that is a game changer.
I got RAGE THRESHOLD. Anybody else?
Rage was in there somewhere, then I flashed back to catholic school and hid out.
I still think a DOINK should be worth 8 points.
Three for a PAT.
It’s true, it’s a much smaller target! Way harder to hit an upright than to kick into a large open area.
So, you’re OK with a guy thrusting into your clit?
Done correctly? Sure.
THIS [*Redacted] S STADIUM, I CALL IT FEDEX FIELD BECAUSE IT REALLY DELIVERS!
WOOHOO!!!
I LIKE THAT
Yesssssssssss the missed extra point ensures an odd score.
Are these assholes chanting “USA”? DIAF.
You like that. You like that.
I was about to ask that. Da shit is that all about?
I want them to miss the XP so the score can stay 11.
Boom.
Well then.
Whoa.
They should call this team the Washington Reed-skins.
I beat you by about 30 seconds. Don’t feel bad though, I usually come first.