Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
I really hate those dumb GE ads with the douche bag talking down to all of his friends.
I don’t have that issue, my friends aren’t fucking morons.
Packers not an original franchise – something to mention to their obnoxious fans who brag about the “history”
But they were around in the 1800s! The 1919 title totally counts!
dafuq?
So, I brought home leftover pork chop and brisket from dinner – any suggestions on how to turn them into a meal?
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Put them in your face and chew? Maybe some rice?
By eating them.
Mix with copious amounts of alcohol?
The brisket you could turn into an open faced sandwich. The pork…you could slice thin and get some ham and turn it into a cuban.
All good suggestions.
idea :
COMMENTIST BOX WINE PARTY!
WOOOO!
chuh chuh? CHUH CHUH!
BULEE DAT
Whoever wrote the song “you don’t own me”, should be lynched.
I have no problem with the original song. It features in the original Hairspray. Later uses…ehhh..h..
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Shades Of Blue might be the most objectionable piece of public entertainment since Birth Of A Nation.
“Jennifer Lopez out does herself”
Talk about damning with faint praise . . .
Better Idea:
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Tic-tac-toe
Matthew Broderick should have been murdered years ago.
/I’m sorry…did I say that out loud?
The only winning move is…not to play.
Andy Reid likes this +1
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At this rate, I ain’t seeing no Deadwood today goddammit
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CHARDONNAY PARTY
You beat me to yelling this.
She buys her wine in a gas station and settles for shitty beer recommended by the corrupt local Sheriff.
Be yourself. EVEN IF YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON.
What about a chardon-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey party involving male strippers?
Tell me more?
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And you were going to bring lukewarm Chardonnay to this party? What are you, an animal?
How Andy Reid will cope with the loss:
RE: Chicago Med.
If there’s a person in an OR screaming about what teh whozitz oar who teh whatzitz they’d be fired on the spot and sued into Third World poverty for criminal negligence.
My nurse friend can’t watch nurse jackie due to the amount of medical stuff they get wrong in that show.
Oh man, I hope someone screencapped that poor bastard in the Vikes jersey.
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/688548007302725632
At least he escaped the frozen hellhole I imagine Minnesota is this time of year.
Chinese Braised Beef takes a long fucking time. I’m starving over here…
I would toss ya meatball, cept I already ate em.
I am intrigued by these chinese short ribs. Are they rubbed with 5 spice before braising?
It’s in the liquid, along with dry sherry, garlic, ginger root, hoisin sauce and molasses. Yeah, should be worth the wait.
That sounds fucking amazing. I usually braise shortribs in vermouth, but I will be trying that.
I like Christopher Walken a lot more when he isn’t doing a Christopher Walken impersonation.
…AND FUCK YOURSELF SILLY WITH A MOTHER FUCKING KIA…
Go fresh yourself Subway
Would the Packers be in the playoffs if the phantom facemask call didn’t happen?
Huh, Cris says that the Green Bay receivers have a lot in common with New England’s receivers. I wonder why that is.
GRIT
They’re both catching passes from a guy wearing number 12 [/grumblelord]
Does it count as pants if it’s comfy sweat pants without underwear and I had to go outside earlier?
no
Nope. comfy pants do not equal regualr pants.
I suspect the Commentists will be unanimous on this issue.
Noooooooooooooooooope
going commando in comfy pants… those are just really big granny panties
THIS GAME, I CALL IT AN REM SONG BECAUSE “EVERYBODY HURTS”
Radio just said Cobb’s out for the rest of the game.
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Hey kids, how we doing?
You saw the first game?
Off and on. I was at dinner with the in-laws.
Bad. The Pats won today.
But we got some Andy Reid clock mismanagement, so that’s fun.
Poorly.
Rodgers does the same thing every play, just meanders away from the rush and then zips it 5-10 yards to the sideline.
Sushi acquired=pants off.
Mmm…sushi
Less than the best to you, you Aussie fail.
Way to go.
I’ve lost a yugggggge amount on money on the market lately, Cris, you creepy cunt.
Oil going to $8?
oh god it just hit me that the Broncos are playing the shell of a team known as the Steelers… this will lead into Peyton v Brady.
FML
Silver lining – WHEN PeyPey wins the very last one, it will eat away at Dreamboat’s “soul” for the rest of his miserable fucking life.
Don’t count out RAPEY BEN so quickly…
You mean one armed Rapey Ben.
AKA the lefty slot machine.
The one-armed bandit!
Both kinds are illegal in most bathrooms
Seriously, I’m amazed that he’s even playing. If he’s EFFECTIVE, it defies all basic logic, anatomy, and physics.
Too dumb to understand pain:
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-12/58104945.jpg
yes, but the ligaments are structurally necessary to make the arm like, WORK.
The Ben is used to forcing himself in situations where he should just go the other way.
Niiiiice.
Batman vs Superman vs low expectations.
BETTING THE FARM ON LOW EXPECTATIONS
Why the fuck does Steve Harvey need another show?
Because.
Because your mom thinks he’s so funny.
And I can’t stand her for it.
Why did he need one?
Because he’s just building a bank roll for all the angry lawsuits about Strayer University?
If you guys haven’t heard from me by Tuesday, pour some out for me, as I have suffocated from this poor soul who doused himself in Johnson baby powder and Coolwater cologne.
Batman: Do you bleed
Superman: Yea, but how are you not?
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Obligatory “Get to dah choppah” comment.
Julius Peppers: still awesome
Fuck that dude.
Cheating Tar Heel motherfucking cunt.
Heh heh heh he said youpotty.
Harper’s Ferry ain’t just a boat.
Da’ Nile ain’t just a river…
I bet John Brown would have made one hell of a Linebackers coach.
Another reminder that refs suck
FUCK THA P*ATS!!!!!!!
Sorry, had to get that out of my system.
Sigh. Yep.
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remember, save some for next week. PeyPey, snow, Moose, MBA, and I will need the support!
So you’re presuming a successful go round tomorry then?
Trying to be optimistic. Plus if PIT has to go to Foxboro…there’s no fucking chance in hell.
That would indeed be a meteor rooting interest.
So Green Bay will spend their half time trying to figure out how to burn Olivia Munn at the stake
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SO STARWNG
Tattoo Count!
A winking starfish between my butt cheeks, but it’s original equipment.
We all have that.
Frostee Rucker: Former Bengal.
I want this game to turn into last week’s Assholes from Pittsburgh/Cincy game.
I’m super upset that I have been deprived of a 100-year pick six.
same
BLEERGH CARES NOT FOR YOUR MORTAL EMOTIONS
That’s a long pick six.
It seems as if my cognitive capacity and motor skills have been impaired.
SOFT
REAL SOFT
Sqeezably soft.
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I like the “basic” variety.
Sensitive or GTFO. Once you wipe with that, you will NEVAR go back. I have my own shitting redweld at the office for that very reason.
Ultra Strong or GTFO.
NEED STRENGTH OVER SENSITIVITY
Im trying to do my best acting not enjoying the Packers losing with my Packers fan GF next to me.
That’s a tough road. When I was dating Patriot’s dude I actually managed to not show my hate. It was hard.
Wait was he full on Pats dude or bandwagon “I like them cause Brady is the best QB ever!”
based on what Dok has said, sounds like he was JUST THE WORST.
/tis ok, we all gots one of those
//I have MOAR THAN ONE
Broke his hand during the last Giants win.
Cheers to THAT!
Oh Bull FUCKING SHIT
HIS HAND WOULD NOT BE THERE IF HE HADN’T BEEN TOTALLY HELD
BLEERGH IS OUR SAVIOR WE SHALL NOT WHISTLE
Your taunting penalty will freeze before it gets ten yards.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taunting flags are ridiculous. These are grown ass men with smooth round asses. – Rodgers.