Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Full-time referees would have time to practice their coin flips.

indieguy

coke crazed pam could get it

King Hippo

This has to end on a Palmer pick six now.

Bortleback

And my stream just went to “The game has ended”. Dafuq is this shit?!

Doktor Zymm

I already exfoliated today. I don’t need more grit. GO CARDINALS.

Spur

Wait who got the ball?

makeitsnowondem

I have seen some shit tonight, man.

King Hippo

Drinking on top of my opiates now. Tonight simply requires it.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll call 911 now to save time. What’s your address?

And Social Security # and bank account #s?

King Hippo

eh, it’s just pear cider. minimal Ledger potential

theeWeeBabySeamus

You got alcohol on my opiates.
You got opiates in my alcohol….

Sharkbait

Why is Donald Trump on my TV telling me to fix things?

makeitsnowondem

How do you fail to flip a coin? Like, I saw the Phil Luckett game, but how do you try to flip a coin and it doesn’t flip?

Beerguyrob

This game has become a Simpsons bit. All it’s missing is the return of Y.A. Tittle.

John Difool

COINPOCALYSPE NOW

Moonbatting Average

How is this shit even possible?

Spur

Arizona meth is strong

Doktor Zymm

How hard is it to flip a coin? I’ll give you a hint, it’s as hard as that guy in the commercials without his meds.

Horatio Cornblower

This will be my second nomination for tag line of the week. It may be the only good thing to come out of these games.

Fronkenshteen

Someone wake up the Over bettors.

WCS

CAKE SLEETMAN CAN’T EVEN DO A COIN FLIP

Do they intentionally pick the most incompetent people to be refs?

Spur

FLIPGATE

King Hippo

coinflip fuckup? OF COURSE!

Sharkbait

So GB Calls heads. Ref says tails. Coin doesnt flip? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

Horatio Cornblower

The coin didn’t flip? What in the blue fuck?

entropy

Pure. Idiocy.

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OH MY GOD THE REF FUCKING UP THE COIN FLIP

WE ARE AT PEAK NFL REFEREEING

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coin toss controversy! THIS IS THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus Christ

ThursdaySkyGoddess

COINTOSSGHAZI!!!

Badger

WHAT WHAT

Dick E. Phuck

Jesus

Brocky

Bring a gun to the cointoss, shoot rodgers.

The quarter back not the black guy

Doktor Zymm

NO TIES.

indieguy

HE’S DOIN BETTER CZAUSE SHES BEEN DOIN HER MOVIE STUFF AND NOT DISTRACTIN HIM!

Spur

Did you guys learn nothing from us?- Lions

Horatio Cornblower

“Upon further review, the receiver caught the ball and fell to the ground without making a football move. He did not maintain control of the ball all the way to the ground but never lost the ball, nor did he allow the ball to touch the ground at any point. The call on the field was a touchdown. In accordance with NFL rule 13.86(B)(2)(g)(14)(jj) the call was referred to the United Nations Security Council for a final decision. The US, Britain and France voted to sustain the call on the field, China abstained but Russia, citing concerns about the effect this call could have on the situation in the Crimea, voted to overturn. As all Security Council votes must be unanimous, the call on the field is reversed.”

Moonbatting Average

Well. It’s not like the Cardinals were gonna beat the Seahawks anyway. Go Panthers!

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I will never ever EVER have any fucking idea what the NFL considers a catch.

Brocky

Are the refs non-replacements and does the receiver play for the team with the most favoritism from the league? Then it’s a catch

Romonobyl

The Chinese beef was awesome…and FUCK ME WE HAVE A GNU BALL GAME>|!!!!!111

WCS

BONUS DRINKING LEVEL ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

makeitsnowondem

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Badger

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Duchess

Aaron Rodgers is on hell of a flaming thrower has one hell of a flame thrower.

Sharkbait

BONUS DRINKING PERIOD!

Brocky

Of course the gritty white receiver is the hero!!!!

Bloody Lethal

my lord

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Whatever.

Brocky

Je jwjwlqjb zee j2

KJ2IAKANZO A KSJANFFFFFFFDFDDDDFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moonbatting Average

Agreed

King Hippo

I mean, I get rushing more than three…but you had SINGLE FUCKING COVERAGE on Janis.

ThePirateSloth

Janis ftom accounting don’t give a fuck

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Sweet sassy molassy.

KidFlash

Shades of Aaron Bailey.

If Aaron Rodgers is God, does that make McCarthy the Phelps family?