Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Full-time referees would have time to practice their coin flips.
I don’t know, man.
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coke crazed pam could get it
This has to end on a Palmer pick six now.
And my stream just went to “The game has ended”. Dafuq is this shit?!
I already exfoliated today. I don’t need more grit. GO CARDINALS.
Wait who got the ball?
I have seen some shit tonight, man.
Drinking on top of my opiates now. Tonight simply requires it.
I’ll call 911 now to save time. What’s your address?
And Social Security # and bank account #s?
eh, it’s just pear cider. minimal Ledger potential
You got alcohol on my opiates.
You got opiates in my alcohol….
Why is Donald Trump on my TV telling me to fix things?
How do you fail to flip a coin? Like, I saw the Phil Luckett game, but how do you try to flip a coin and it doesn’t flip?
This game has become a Simpsons bit. All it’s missing is the return of Y.A. Tittle.
COINPOCALYSPE NOW
How is this shit even possible?
Arizona meth is strong
How hard is it to flip a coin? I’ll give you a hint, it’s as hard as that guy in the commercials without his meds.
This will be my second nomination for tag line of the week. It may be the only good thing to come out of these games.
Someone wake up the Over bettors.
CAKE SLEETMAN CAN’T EVEN DO A COIN FLIP
Do they intentionally pick the most incompetent people to be refs?
FLIPGATE
coinflip fuckup? OF COURSE!
So GB Calls heads. Ref says tails. Coin doesnt flip? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???
The coin didn’t flip? What in the blue fuck?
Pure. Idiocy.
OH MY GOD THE REF FUCKING UP THE COIN FLIP
WE ARE AT PEAK NFL REFEREEING
Coin toss controversy! THIS IS THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
Jesus Christ
COINTOSSGHAZI!!!
WHAT WHAT
Jesus
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Bring a gun to the cointoss, shoot rodgers.
The quarter back not the black guy
NO TIES.
HE’S DOIN BETTER CZAUSE SHES BEEN DOIN HER MOVIE STUFF AND NOT DISTRACTIN HIM!
Did you guys learn nothing from us?- Lions
“Upon further review, the receiver caught the ball and fell to the ground without making a football move. He did not maintain control of the ball all the way to the ground but never lost the ball, nor did he allow the ball to touch the ground at any point. The call on the field was a touchdown. In accordance with NFL rule 13.86(B)(2)(g)(14)(jj) the call was referred to the United Nations Security Council for a final decision. The US, Britain and France voted to sustain the call on the field, China abstained but Russia, citing concerns about the effect this call could have on the situation in the Crimea, voted to overturn. As all Security Council votes must be unanimous, the call on the field is reversed.”
Well. It’s not like the Cardinals were gonna beat the Seahawks anyway. Go Panthers!
I will never ever EVER have any fucking idea what the NFL considers a catch.
Are the refs non-replacements and does the receiver play for the team with the most favoritism from the league? Then it’s a catch
The Chinese beef was awesome…and FUCK ME WE HAVE A GNU BALL GAME>|!!!!!111
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Aaron Rodgers
is on hell of a flaming throwerhas one hell of a flame thrower.BONUS DRINKING PERIOD!
Of course the gritty white receiver is the hero!!!!
my lord
Whatever.
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Agreed
I mean, I get rushing more than three…but you had SINGLE FUCKING COVERAGE on Janis.
Janis ftom accounting don’t give a fuck
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Sweet sassy molassy.
Shades of Aaron Bailey.
If Aaron Rodgers is God, does that make McCarthy the Phelps family?