Your “It’s Thursday. That Means Tomorrow Is Friday, Right?” Open Thread

Yet another week that can’t end fast enough. JUST GET IT OVER WITH, GREGORIAN CALENDAR.

All the lousy players in the NHL are taking a few days off while the better ones increase their chances of injury by participating in some skills stuff that means nothing and a goalies-flaying “game” that may as well be played with three or more pucks. The NBA, seizing upon the opportunity, has no above-.500 teams playing against each other. The Raptors, Hawks, Grizzlies and Bulls will be showing their wares against teams that I can’t be bothered to catalogue. Hey, college ball, do you have anything for us? Well indeed they do. #3 Iowa tackles #8 Maryland, #23 Oregon meets #18 Arizona, #12 MSU is going to crush Northwestern and #25 Notre Dame is up against #87 (with a bullet…to my temple) Syracuse. HAVE AT IT, NE’ER-DO-WELLS.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

(so now that Dok is gone….and we know she’s not watching….hehehehe)
Dresses like a 19th century whore, refuses to watch Deadwood.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can’t find the razor aisle at Walmart….would not bang.
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Doktor Zymm

Looks weirdly like Andrew Luck.

ballsofsteelandfury

WTF is that hanging from his neck? I wouldn’t bang anyone wearing something like that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hats and totems are ballzies turnoffs; very odd.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m an odd fellow. That may be why we get along so well.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Odd is fine; a FAAAAHKAN PAHVAHT, like me is also ….OK.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha!

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO

Doktor Zymm

Alright, I’m off to bed. For youse, it seems beach rugby is a thing.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Subbing in!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

G’nite Dok

theeWeeBabySeamus
ballsofsteelandfury

Not looking at camera. Would not bang.

Doktor Zymm

I used to play poker with a guy who we nicknamed Sandy, cause he had so much sand in his vagina.

Doktor Zymm

There is rugby in Chicago, and I keep meaning to go, but I may have set my expectations rather high.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t they have a naked rugby team calendar?

When is your b-day, Dok?

Doktor Zymm

Not till September, bah.

theeWeeBabySeamus

daFuq????

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup.

Doktor Zymm

Is it weird that I totally expect a Punch and Judy puppet to pop out of there?

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL….both weird and completely awesome.

Doktor Zymm

Why isn’t there a Lingerie Rugby League? I would watch that.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Dammit, I need to work out.

Doktor Zymm

Is that a pig wearing a Hamburgler mask?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell…I might too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Drinks Vodka…..I think I might be going gay now.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Only if you drink the vodka from the bottle.

Doktor Zymm

I’m pretty sure he’s offering you a shot.
*wink wink, nudge nudge*

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn….they told me they wouldn’t print those photos.
I’m so embarrassed….my pecs look good tho, right?

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice tat!

ballsofsteelandfury

Doesn’t shave armpits. Would not bang.

Doktor Zymm

He’s hot, but I seriously just want to know what the hell kind of underwear that is. So fluorescent!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Does it come in XS?
I’m asking for a friend.

ballsofsteelandfury
theeWeeBabySeamus

Where are his eyebrows?

Doktor Zymm

I walked through the men’s section of a Macy’s the other day, y’all have a lot more underwear choices nowadays. Good for you! I feel like men’s underwear technology and bra technology should both make forward progress.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m also pleasantly surprised at the abundance of choices in men’s underwear.

nomonkeyfun

Good night Lady and Germs.

You’ve the most recent Republican debate I’ve avoided quite enjoyable.

Big game on Sunday Irving v Rice: woohoo.

Doktor Zymm

Also, appears to be Catholic, probably not cool with the whole birth control thing.

entropy

Doesn’t know how to close the goddamn car door. WNB.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Dok Zymm deserves equal time IMHO…
Underpants too small…would not bang.
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nomonkeyfun

Only got a six pack.

Doktor Zymm

It’s a’ight, I’ll fall on that bullet for ya.

ballsofsteelandfury

Agreed. She does need some equal time.

Dok, do you have any likes /dislikes/preferences?

Doktor Zymm

I’m a sucker for nice shoulders. Also, really blonde guys are kinda creepy.

entropy

Incredibly poor posture, weeBabySeamus. I’m just gonna put her in your “no” column.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

If she can avoid falling over backwards, we’ll put her in the maybe column.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

I assume that stands for Brigham Jung University.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nicely played, you coy minx.

Beerguyrob

The depressing thing about being at the CHL Prospects game is that these 40 18 year-old kids are way better than I ever was, and in a few years will be richer than I’ll ever be.

They sure do play like it’s fun, though.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Doktor Zymm

Damn, did Hochuli have a lot of surgery or what?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!!!

entropy

Ummm…. she would pretty much be my definition of a catch.

WCS

To be fair, no one else does, either.

Doktor Zymm

Were people really as unhappy in the 1950’s as it seems from the Twilight Zone?

theeWeeBabySeamus

People have always been unhappy. In the 50s they became enlightened enough to realize everyone was unhappy just like themselves, but not enlightened enough to understand why.

PROGRESS!!!!!!!

entropy

The ever-present threat of human extinction had finally been given an accessible shape and a name, and that placed a pall over even the most optimistic of fiction genres (SF). That fear of nuclear annihilation was constant, and while people did their best to avoid it, the fear bled out through the entertainment of the time in all sorts of ways. Even the most hopeful of the 50s SF guys almost always placed their utopias off-world, usually after some unspecificed catastrophe had either ruined the planet or forced our expansion.

WCS

It is astonishing that neither Northwestern nor Army have ever made the NCAA Tournament. Do you realize that’s actually statistically more difficult to be that mediocre for that long than to occasionally, even accidentally be competent once?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You keep your statistical meanderings to yourself.
As long as there is a NW’ern or an Army, NCSU can feel not so shitty.

nomonkeyfun

Let’s go Albany Great Danes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I actually follow them in passing. They are having a good season.

nomonkeyfun

Oh shit. I’ll have to get on the aulmni bandwagon. I was a suitemate with a freshman 2 guard in ’96, if he didn’t have 4 inches and 30 sumpin pounds I could have beat him handily, and I didn’t the middle school team.

nomonkeyfun

There is no greater force for good, than her.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She does have great anchors.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stole all of my ammunition.
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nomonkeyfun

Only to get out my lack of respect for much of the 60ks hippies.

In Alice’s Restaurant there is a line.

“If sing a bar of Alice’s Restaurant in [i]Harmony[/i]n they’ll think your both faggots and they won’t take neither of you.”

In the generally played version of the song that gets a huge laugh from the audience and Arlo himself.

I’ve known many guys who dodged the draft in various means, who wound up in both parties, I’ve never come across someone who said they were gay. My Dad’s best friend when for a full on Section 8 and got it. He is proud of that to this day.

nomonkeyfun

Her bag is a warning against excess Tagalogs.

Yes, I am choosing to re-igninite the great cookie war

Redshirt

So a vote for Rubio is a vote for World War III. Alright, that’s one in the CON column.

nomonkeyfun

Better than Trump. If he is elected we’ll be fighting every other country in the world at the same time.

entropy

Oh my god. Some asshole linked to this nonsense (http://motivationdose.com/is-america-babylon/) off a shared FB post, and I went and started to read it, because I think I hate myself. I stopped when I reached this:

Do you ever ask yourself how America, THE GREATEST NATION, THE RICHEST NATION AND NATION WHO WON TWO WORLD WARS IS NOT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE? Could God forget America? Hmm, that is like saying God is “blind in one eye”. But truth is that God didn’t forget America in prophecy, that is how it is meant to be.

For fuck’s sake, someone wrote this shit, and the book they’re trying to sell, and people believe this nonsense. Someone out there probably read that paragraph and said, “HEY! Why WASN’T America mentioned in the bible?” and then wrote an angry letter to the editor and sent a check to Trump.

What the ever living fuck.

Doktor Zymm

The only two African countries mentioned in the bible are Ethiopia and Egypt. LET’S TORTUOUSLY INTERPRET THE SHIT OUT OF THAT!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

To be fair….chronology does confuse a great many people.

Redshirt

God didn’t mention abortion either. Does that make it more wrong or right?

Redshirt

Q: “Is Abortion a federal issue or a state issue?”
A: “It is a state issue but I have proposed to outlaw it federally.”

It can’t be both, Paul.

nomonkeyfun

Follow up, if it is a state decision do agree with the Loving decision?

JerBear50

If it wasn’t for Loving, they wouldn’t need the abortion in the first place.

Don T

?

theeWeeBabySeamus
nomonkeyfun

Holy Mother of God. That is all kinds of right and wrong in one picture. I am very confused.

Senor Weaselo

I’m rooting for the bear myself.

Don T

Talk about a natural leader.

Beerguyrob

The first Alaskan president!

Redshirt

In a bit of good news, the Pro Football Hall of Fame make an All-Super Bowl Team. Not a Patriot made it, except for Adamatic.

Offense
QB Joe Montana
RB Franco Harris
RB Emmitt Smith
WR Jerry Rice
WR Lynn Swann
TE Jay Novacek
OT Art Shell
OT Forrest Gregg
OG Gene Upshaw
OG Larry Allen
C Mike Webster

Defense
DE Reggie White
DE Charles Haley
DL Joe Greene
DL Randy White
OLB Lawrence Taylor
OLB Jack Ham
ILB Jack Lambert
ILB Ray Lewis
CB Mel Blount
CB Deion Sanders
S Ronnie Lott
S Jake Scott

Specialists
K Adam Vinatieri
PR/KR Desmond Howard
P Ray Guy

Coach
Chuck Noll

nomonkeyfun

Well except for Ray Guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All the rest are damn commies!

Redshirt

In a bit of good news, the Pro Football Hall of Fame make an All-Super Bowl Team. Not a Patriot made it.

Offense
QB Joe Montana
RB Franco Harris
RB Emmitt Smith
WR Jerry Rice
WR Lynn Swann
TE Jay Novacek
OT Art Shell
OT Forrest Gregg
OG Gene Upshaw
OG Larry Allen
C Mike Webster

Defense
DE Reggie White
DE Charles Haley
DL Joe Greene
DL Randy White
OLB Lawrence Taylor
OLB Jack Ham
ILB Jack Lambert
ILB Ray Lewis
CB Mel Blount
CB Deion Sanders
S Ronnie Lott
S Jake Scott

Specialists
K Adam Vinatieri
PR/KR Desmond Howard
P Ray Guy

Coach
Chuck Noll

Redshirt

I humbly request an EDIT button.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is some great back-ups to a great team.

Don T

K?
Please, no more sparkplugs.

Don T

Football and soccer could not be more different.
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Remember when there was a game by the 3rd Qrt. right about now? What an era.
/tears cornea

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

Front and center.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahahahahaha….this made me laugh.

nomonkeyfun

So that’s what I was doing wrong all these years. I’ve always leaned left myself.

Thank you for getting down to the nub of the issue.

Redshirt

What is a caucus anyway? How is that any different that a vote?

Doktor Zymm

It’s more socialist (hahaha). They all sit around and talk about it and come to a consensus.

montythisseemsstrangetome

A cactus is a member of the plant family Cactaceae within the order Caryophyllales.

Oh, CAUCUS. Sorry.

WCS

Technically, a caucus can split votes for a candidate. That occurred rather frequently in the 1800s and first maybe 10-15 years of the 20th century, but, obviously has faded in popularity.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Caucus caucus caucus!

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montythisseemsstrangetome

It’s what a Boston mobster has in the trunk of his car.

WCS

That should be the banner quote for next week.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m about to adjourn to the bathroom and push out a caucus.
I’ll take a photo if you wish.

Wakezilla

A couple of months ago, Ty Ronning wasn’t expected to get drafted. Tonight, he’s having a great game at the prospects game. Good for him!

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Don T

Rum was a bad idea. At hand alternative, though. Calling it a Push.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can’t see in 3D.
(oh wait….that might be to my advantage)
Will Bang!!!!!
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Redshirt

Cruz: “I voted for the bill I fixed but I didn’t fully support all of it.”

nomonkeyfun

That sounds like a Kerry line.

I thought he was the “principled” Republican.

Also, the one I think most likely to have a “wide stance”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Took shoes off too soon.
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Wakezilla

That’s not the greatest pic of her. Also, I sure hope she didn’t use those heels outside. If she did, she’s getting her bed all dirty. SMH

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t believe there’s a bad pic of her.
And in spite of my jocular caption, I would lick her shoes clean if she asked.

Wakezilla

Me rikey verly much