Huzzah! It’s our first not-football weekend. Perhaps ‘huzzah’ isn’t the word that’s appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we should let our feelings be known-I know! Let’s #OccupyNFLHeadOffice! I can see it now…[screen goes all swirly]
Us: “WE WANT MORE FOOTBALL!”
Media: “More football means a lot more injuries to the players. Is that what you want?”
Us: [huddles together, whispers among ourselves, breaks out of huddle] “WE WANT LESS FOOTBALL! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT WE MEANT!”
Media: “So you want less games to watch?”
Us: “YES!, UH, GOD NO! [huddles together again, breaks out of huddle] WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE REALLY WANT. CAN WE GET SOME SORT OF RESET OVER HERE?”
Media: “Too Late!” [scribbles furiously about the NFL doing the best it can despite its fan-base being a bunch of goobers that don’t know what the hell they want, when in fact many are torn with respect to the game they love]
WE GOT GOLF, PEOPLES! The 2nd round of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am is on. Junior ball pits #19 Dayton against 14-10 URI. #23 USC versus 13-11 ASU and 13-10 UCLA/#17 Arizony are also on the tube. Ice sports-wise we’re looking at LA/NYR, PIT/CAR, COL/DET, NASH/TB and STL/FLA. If there’s anything else out there worth a looky-loo spill in the comments below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE ALWAYS TYPED BEFORE!
I just finished watching Deadpool. It was fucking awesome. 4.5 Chinichangas out of 5 . Definitely worth all the horrendous traffic the movie caused by shutting down important roads during our heatwave
Was the missing half chimichanga because Deadpool was eating it?
Never apologize for what makes you shake yo booty.
http://youtu.be/s5iqfk4CPQ8
I pulled this out of my iPod for a friend when I took her to the Grand Canyon for the first time. She laughed her ass off and then started chair dancing in the car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAUKrImMrs
http://45.media.tumblr.com/1915790f98ddc480a501036ce089f1ee/tumblr_nkg3v0IvQG1spaqz2o2_1280.gif
Yeah, she’s pretty much EXACTLY the kind of woman I have less than 1% chance with, but will do my damnedest anyway.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/91fe50d8258a6f261cad63b634c759c3/tumblr_nkeqhvtrgg1r426i4o3_r1_500.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/3e2ea553a37fd00768c271d81158c854/tumblr_nnmferJIIB1utq9gwo1_400.gif
Gotta go yank it. Back later.
Ok, more photos from that shoot. Not sure I have seen this one
http://31.media.tumblr.com/51e36f8258286807a23b50c6d4d10399/tumblr_nkeqhvtrgg1r426i4o1_500.gif
Ok, this one took two clicks, the first one was Alison anyways
http://media.giphy.com/media/JpHjGbQcBpCso/giphy.gif
This is also there
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/jacqui_hw/community/missbriebeinghot.gif
http://49.media.tumblr.com/41c3a763b59a37779b3489290686986a/tumblr_o2dxjxQOmh1rlb6iho3_500.gif
Leslie Mann underboob fondling. I am in favor.
Bad aim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vxXYRNgKz4
http://45.media.tumblr.com/99f3340ab99a8c7e87d9da876edea186/tumblr_o2dxjxQOmh1rlb6iho1_540.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/8d0f0c2e76d33ba5cd4dcf58d7167bc3/tumblr_o2dxjxQOmh1rlb6iho4_500.gif
http://49.media.tumblr.com/fbde8d98f1c10c27cfdffbe20dd6d873/tumblr_o2dxjxQOmh1rlb6iho5_500.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/a346085dc6833145d654e44101933e51/tumblr_o2dxjxQOmh1rlb6iho6_500.gif
I am taking a break from music to post what is in my open tab for Gillian Jacobs pics that I re-opened by clicking the wrong tab
This one’s tough because it’s one my buddy used to play at every show, but I still love the song:
Blues Traveler, Run Around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousaiByU1ko
That song and Hook are both criminally underrated:
Also, The Mountains Win Again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
I only play this version because she seems to have said ‘queef’ by mistake. Also British sploosh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vxXYRNgKz4
We like her.
Best Black Crowes song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_5U0M9ErGA
The Black Crowes’ first three albums can all go wall to wall, no skipping.
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjg39XRkjVc
Today in WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?
http://ramp.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/10-worst-book-covers-in-the-history-of-literature-7.jpg
Someone said Sublime?
I didn’t hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk
Your vid didn’t show up the first time! I mean my contribution is ok, but yours is better
I was there.
I did not par-tic-i-pate in any anarchy.
I stayed at home and watched my T.V.
Very weird time in this town.
It smelled like the gates of Hell from all of the fires.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/arianasandbox/images/6/66/Wishsongcover.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/210?cb=20151119190350
Did JSD ever get out of that elevator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzK_jZdKFw
http://49.media.tumblr.com/b40cc010b1ef0fedbd8fd88f15434a5f/tumblr_o28p9tuy8r1ttqp02o1_500.gif
Sublime – What I got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc3ZrmhDN4
I have a The Cardigans song prompted, but got distracted and went to this. Sorry it is edited
Sublime – Santaria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYN5w4T_aM
Denim Chafe.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/ca6f0de62f5352e46b68ca67e9c2c871/tumblr_o2ev61conH1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Wearing a man’s watch….would not bang.
Guess that means she’s mannish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvvX5QM4z3Y
This always makes me feel mellow and wishing I was at the beach.
And really, really high.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/797ef899f1058b6ab9a4e0afeb0be82c/tumblr_n7r8g3B3Td1qzsq0xo1_500.gif
Shannara stuff.
https://www.google.com/search?q=sword+of+shannara&biw=1280&bih=610&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiM8JTm4vPKAhVEJh4KHX2YBCYQ_AUICCgD#imgrc=GBq6Hj6565B2LM%3A
http://www.isfdb.org/wiki/images/4/4f/BKTG21975.jpg
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I got through the first 3.
Very readable.
311, covering Who’s Got the Herb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skrDHWcZUXQ
Currently in my head:
Hola. Drinking Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale. It’s no Brown Shugga, but it’s damn good. What did I miss around here?
System of a Down – Zelda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16jHtdCuGc
A quick reminder that in photography, as in ping pong and pool, angles are your friend:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/30/22/2AF8843300000578-0-image-a-20_1438291376766.jpg
OHMSFORD
Rancid.
Sticking with my theme of weird. One more mc chris then System of the Down – Zelda
mc chris – Fett’s Vette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcVXnTN7D4
I’M NAWT YAWR FWIEND GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH’M NAWT YAWR GAHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDEEEHHHHH
…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
Everyday Normal Guy
Sticking with the weird music. mc chris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3wHOacltP4
It’s Hesh from Sealab 2021 and Aqua teen
http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository//8a25c3920ef15683010ef214f9770177/thumbnail_15163.jpg
I actually very much like the theme from Sealab 2021.
If you’re looking for me..
You better check under the sea..
‘Cuz that is where you’ll find me…
Very underrated as TV Show themes go in my opinion.
Shannara isn’t totally fucked:
http://www.apocalypsebooks.com/img/cover/shannara-sword-shannara.jpg
Bonus with spanish subtitlios…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw1uhv0L9Cw
I’ve got a better idea.
Always a good choice.
Everlast & B Real, 2 Deadly Assassins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLue2zFyKUI
DAFUQ
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/shannara/images/2/2a/Elfstones1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20071013065120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M02bAWDFkI
Shit…that version cut off way early.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/777/048/c96.jpg
Ooohh!
I’ll go.
Local Boys from Hermosa Beach, right down the damn street. Also a solid live set.
PennyWise.
Ok, this one is finally gonna make you shame me. Hot girl in glasses singing lyrics by Patton Oswalt about D&D (no clue how I found this originally, I liked it and saved it)
Allie Goertz – Song for Ulvaak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnKOvOjKLH0
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/patton-oswalt-birthday.jpg?quality=80
Again, you underestimate who you are dealing with here. I’ve watched the entire Patton Oswalt rant from Parks and Rec, in its entirety. It is EXTREMELY nerdy, and I admit to understanding maybe 90% of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKX8v46Z11E
Forgot the NSFW tag on this one, btw. Apologies.
I used to send this to people at work, telling them “it’s your new theme song!” and they would just blithely click the link and let it fly over the speakers.
You will understand why when it kicks in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
Kinda reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
Ice Giants give up the lead with less than a minute left and lose in OT, driiiink.
AND I Jenga’d. Fan-fucking-tastic. MORE DRINK.
/Sorry for that and the double
ALREADY ON IT, SIR!
Sigh.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Jack-Donaghy-Pouring-Alcohol-Loop-30-Rock.gif