Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread

Huzzah! It’s our first not-football weekend. Perhaps ‘huzzah’ isn’t the word that’s appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we should let our feelings be known-I know! Let’s #OccupyNFLHeadOffice! I can see it now…[screen goes all swirly]

Us: “WE WANT MORE FOOTBALL!”

Media: “More football means a lot more injuries to the players. Is that what you want?”

Us: [huddles together, whispers among ourselves, breaks out of huddle] “WE WANT LESS FOOTBALL! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT WE MEANT!”

Media: “So you want less games to watch?”

Us: “YES!, UH, GOD NO! [huddles together again, breaks out of huddle] WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE REALLY WANT. CAN WE GET SOME SORT OF RESET OVER HERE?”

Media: “Too Late!” [scribbles furiously about the NFL doing the best it can despite its fan-base being a bunch of goobers that don’t know what the hell they want, when in fact many are torn with respect to the game they love]

WE GOT GOLF, PEOPLES! The 2nd round of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am is on. Junior ball pits #19 Dayton against 14-10 URI. #23 USC versus 13-11 ASU and 13-10 UCLA/#17 Arizony are also on the tube. Ice sports-wise we’re looking at LA/NYR, PIT/CAR, COL/DET, NASH/TB and STL/FLA. If there’s anything else out there worth a looky-loo spill in the comments below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE ALWAYS TYPED BEFORE!

 

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Wakezilla

I just finished watching Deadpool. It was fucking awesome. 4.5 Chinichangas out of 5 . Definitely worth all the horrendous traffic the movie caused by shutting down important roads during our heatwave

Senor Weaselo

Was the missing half chimichanga because Deadpool was eating it?

Porky Prime

Never apologize for what makes you shake yo booty.

http://youtu.be/s5iqfk4CPQ8

entropy

I pulled this out of my iPod for a friend when I took her to the Grand Canyon for the first time. She laughed her ass off and then started chair dancing in the car:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAUKrImMrs

entropy

Yeah, she’s pretty much EXACTLY the kind of woman I have less than 1% chance with, but will do my damnedest anyway.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gotta go yank it. Back later.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, more photos from that shoot. Not sure I have seen this one

http://31.media.tumblr.com/51e36f8258286807a23b50c6d4d10399/tumblr_nkeqhvtrgg1r426i4o1_500.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, this one took two clicks, the first one was Alison anyways

http://media.giphy.com/media/JpHjGbQcBpCso/giphy.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
theeWeeBabySeamus

Leslie Mann underboob fondling. I am in favor.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bad aim.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am taking a break from music to post what is in my open tab for Gillian Jacobs pics that I re-opened by clicking the wrong tab

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entropy

This one’s tough because it’s one my buddy used to play at every show, but I still love the song:

Blues Traveler, Run Around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousaiByU1ko

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That song and Hook are both criminally underrated:

entropy

Also, The Mountains Win Again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I only play this version because she seems to have said ‘queef’ by mistake. Also British sploosh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vxXYRNgKz4

theeWeeBabySeamus

We like her.

entropy
Porky Prime

The Black Crowes’ first three albums can all go wall to wall, no skipping.

laserguru

yes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Someone said Sublime?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Your vid didn’t show up the first time! I mean my contribution is ok, but yours is better

laserguru

I was there.

I did not par-tic-i-pate in any anarchy.

I stayed at home and watched my T.V.

Very weird time in this town.

It smelled like the gates of Hell from all of the fires.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did JSD ever get out of that elevator?

Sharkbait

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have a The Cardigans song prompted, but got distracted and went to this. Sorry it is edited

Sublime – Santaria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYN5w4T_aM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Wearing a man’s watch….would not bang.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Guess that means she’s mannish.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

This always makes me feel mellow and wishing I was at the beach.
And really, really high.

Sill Bimmons
laserguru

I got through the first 3.

Very readable.

entropy

311, covering Who’s Got the Herb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skrDHWcZUXQ

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Currently in my head:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hola. Drinking Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale. It’s no Brown Shugga, but it’s damn good. What did I miss around here?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

System of a Down – Zelda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16jHtdCuGc

entropy

A quick reminder that in photography, as in ping pong and pool, angles are your friend:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/30/22/2AF8843300000578-0-image-a-20_1438291376766.jpg

Sill Bimmons

OHMSFORD

laserguru

Rancid.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sticking with my theme of weird. One more mc chris then System of the Down – Zelda

mc chris – Fett’s Vette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcVXnTN7D4

Sill Bimmons

I’M NAWT YAWR FWIEND GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

entropy

AH’M NAWT YAWR GAHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDEEEHHHHH

Sill Bimmons

entropy
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sticking with the weird music. mc chris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3wHOacltP4

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
theeWeeBabySeamus

I actually very much like the theme from Sealab 2021.
If you’re looking for me..
You better check under the sea..
‘Cuz that is where you’ll find me…

Very underrated as TV Show themes go in my opinion.

Sill Bimmons
theeWeeBabySeamus

Bonus with spanish subtitlios…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw1uhv0L9Cw

laserguru

I’ve got a better idea.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Always a good choice.

entropy

Everlast & B Real, 2 Deadly Assassins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLue2zFyKUI

Sill Bimmons

DAFUQ

Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit…that version cut off way early.

Sill Bimmons
laserguru

Ooohh!
I’ll go.
Local Boys from Hermosa Beach, right down the damn street. Also a solid live set.

PennyWise.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, this one is finally gonna make you shame me. Hot girl in glasses singing lyrics by Patton Oswalt about D&D (no clue how I found this originally, I liked it and saved it)

Allie Goertz – Song for Ulvaak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnKOvOjKLH0

entropy

Again, you underestimate who you are dealing with here. I’ve watched the entire Patton Oswalt rant from Parks and Rec, in its entirety. It is EXTREMELY nerdy, and I admit to understanding maybe 90% of it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Forgot the NSFW tag on this one, btw. Apologies.

entropy

I used to send this to people at work, telling them “it’s your new theme song!” and they would just blithely click the link and let it fly over the speakers.

You will understand why when it kicks in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo

Ice Giants give up the lead with less than a minute left and lose in OT, driiiink.

Senor Weaselo

AND I Jenga’d. Fan-fucking-tastic. MORE DRINK.

/Sorry for that and the double

entropy

ALREADY ON IT, SIR!