Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread

Huzzah! It’s our first not-football weekend. Perhaps ‘huzzah’ isn’t the word that’s appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we should let our feelings be known-I know! Let’s #OccupyNFLHeadOffice! I can see it now…[screen goes all swirly]

Us: “WE WANT MORE FOOTBALL!”

Media: “More football means a lot more injuries to the players. Is that what you want?”

Us: [huddles together, whispers among ourselves, breaks out of huddle] “WE WANT LESS FOOTBALL! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT WE MEANT!”

Media: “So you want less games to watch?”

Us: “YES!, UH, GOD NO! [huddles together again, breaks out of huddle] WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE REALLY WANT. CAN WE GET SOME SORT OF RESET OVER HERE?”

Media: “Too Late!” [scribbles furiously about the NFL doing the best it can despite its fan-base being a bunch of goobers that don’t know what the hell they want, when in fact many are torn with respect to the game they love]

WE GOT GOLF, PEOPLES! The 2nd round of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am is on. Junior ball pits #19 Dayton against 14-10 URI. #23 USC versus 13-11 ASU and 13-10 UCLA/#17 Arizony are also on the tube. Ice sports-wise we’re looking at LA/NYR, PIT/CAR, COL/DET, NASH/TB and STL/FLA. If there’s anything else out there worth a looky-loo spill in the comments below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE ALWAYS TYPED BEFORE!

 

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Random Bowie to mix things up

Bowie – Life on Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v–IqqusnNQ

Porky Prime

Look at those cavemen go.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think Joan Jett has ever written a song of her own but she does some justice to her covers. Just found this one tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oExTf5jIVoM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude
WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

From an open tab, I can’t explain the switch from Nirvana to this. I enjoy this song though so listening to it

The Verve – Bitter sweet Symphony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

Horatio Cornblower

Live version of ‘Star Star’, a criminally underrated Stones’ song.

Probably because of lines like “Trick with fruit/It’s Kind of Cute/I bet you keep your pussy clean”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1zgmM2lalo

WCS

Sharkbait

That title is a blatant ripoff of Smell The Glove!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Didn’t even notice that. Nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Nirvana unplugged again. I went to 3 songs from it I probably have not posted but I love this one so I went back to it.

Nirvana – The Man who sold the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKcCGaCiu0

Sharkbait

That’s one of the few covers that can be argued that is just as good as the original.

Porky Prime

Ash

http://youtu.be/35hDrzcHnIA

So anyone else remember these guys? I picked up 1977 during the aforementioned 90s binge and though it was fairly conventional to my friends, the album attached itself to my guts in a way I can barely explain. It reminded me so much of my life at the time, but I didnt hear the actual songs until over 10 years later, so it’s odd to say that it’s the album that reminds me most of that time period. I think, had I listened to this album when I was dating my first GF, I might’ve up and married her. Thank God I didn’t, because she was nutzo, but that’s how powerful this goddamn album is to me. And I’m sure no one else will get it, and that’s okay, I bet we all have an album like that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, from some other songs…. however some things are a bit……. fuzzy from those days.

Horatio Cornblower

Well shit if we’re doing Stones’ songs…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53ZWIIn67ek

WCS

Horatio Cornblower

I like to think I’m a fairly intelligent guy. I spent 19 years gittin’ schoolin’ and have earned a doctorate of law.

Slightly off-topic but a sure sign of an asshole is an attorney who insists on being called ‘doctor’ just because long ago it was decided to call a law school degree a ‘juris doctorate’; these people exist and should be scorned.

I read novels, I watch the more enlightened shows, I don’t feel any urge to vote for Trump and I read the goddamn New York Times pretty much cover to cover most days of the week.

I skim the Arts section.

Now and then the Times feels compelled to throw stories about science on the front page, rather than confine them to Tuesday’s Science section, where it goddamn well belongs. Today was one of those days. Apparently another one of Einstein’s theories has been confirmed, this one involving, uh, well, er, ah…shit.

OK so two black holes crashed into each other somewhere some ungodly distance from Earf and the resulting collision sent some kind of signal to us, specifically to two L-shaped building in Washington and Louisiana(!), where they hit some super-pure-laser-and-mirror vacuum and set off some sort of tune, apparently Middle C, which lasted second but confirmed that GRAVITY AND TIME DONE GOT BENT YA’LL, and that the energy equivalent to either three suns or three solar systems was wiped out in half a second and holy shit I read the article and focused and concentrated and took great big deep breaths and I. Don’t. Understand. What. Is. Happening.

The last time this happened was when they discovered the Higgs bosun. Bosen? Bosan? Botox?

In short, (too late!), there’s nothing like a good physics article to make me feel like a drooling moron, fit for no purpose greater than running for the GOP Presidential nomination.

Sharkbait

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Nirvana again, I love the unplugged set. Sure this is a repeat. Sorry

Nirvana – Where did you sleep last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcXYz0gtJeM

Sharkbait

More Pink Floyd?

https://youtu.be/uf-ArgakvZI

Senor Weaselo

Always.

JustStopDude

So I finally get out of the elevator.

I just want to go to sleep.

Sleep for about 40 minutes…and the fucking building fire alarm system goes off. TWICE…so we all had to scramble out of the building AFTER the fire department let us back in.

This is what I get for not getting drunk during the work day on a Friday…

theeWeeBabySeamus
WCS

If we’re going to do The Wall, let’s do it right:

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I changed my mind on Pink Floyd song choice 1 min in. It is still good but wanted to hear this instead

Pink Floyd – Wish you were here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice!

theeWeeBabySeamus

This one was always a fav, but when my father died last year it climbed my own personal chart. Can’t hear it now without a tear. But not a bad tear, necessarily.

Horatio Cornblower

My wife LOVES Pink Floyd. Their appeal is lost on me.

Opposites attract.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We know she does……

laserguru

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll never see Tombstone quite the same way again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Long days on the trail…… long nights on the trail……

WCS

Stones, you say?

This song should be Sex Cannon’s entrance music. BAH GAWD, KING! HE’S HERE! HE’S HERE! GROSSMAN IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT TO FUCK ALL THE WOMEN!

Senor Weaselo

Even if he wasn’t in the house, he’d be fucking all the women.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Also great.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

@moose I love The Doors, all of my memories of them are from time w/ a wonderful woman that broke my heart. Well she was kinda a dick but that was part of the reason I liked her

The Doors – Love her Madly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv7Hs7k7w8&list=PLe52M8z8EbA9nER5IAMBJZsWQYJouGbWo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC57rpO8ChA

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van already posted this on the other thread, but worth a replay.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I missed that on the other thread. Great song…only better Stones is Sympathy for the Devil IMHO.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh, I like both equally depending on the mood. Why don’t you just post it instead of saying so.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I can’t embed.
I suck.

laserguru

Since I’ve been reppin’ the locals let’s throw it out to Orange County.

Son of Spam would be proud.

Social Distortion.

laserguru

Or this one that is not the whole fucking concert.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Here’s one for the Doors haters; one of my favorite stoned and/or one or two scotches in songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

theeWeeBabySeamus

Doors haters? We must torture them.

Porky Prime

One night a bunch of us got drunk and tried to name songs to commit suicide in the bathtub to. The Doors had three songs including this on the list, the guy who liked Morrissey and the Smiths pretty much ran the table. My non-Doors contribution was Free Bird.

WCS

WCS

Senor Weaselo

Wait, so they almost care about the Texans?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Random 90’s in my you tube related section

Wallflowers – One Headlight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM

Porky Prime

When that song came out it was on the instore tape at my Blockbuster. I assumed for about 10 years that I hated the song. Realized I actually didn’t, just got burned out on it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s about right for me, I like the song, but they played the ever lovin’ shit out of it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Love that whole album.
Bob taught his spawn well.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The Cardigans – Lovefool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hms

Porky Prime

OMG I got soooo much mileage out of the Romeo and Juliet ST back in my single 20s.

Senor Weaselo

My Favourite Game was the title song for Gran Turismo 2, ppl forget that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsMUQK4jdsQ

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah, you posted the broken link. I posted the working one earlier

Shogun Marcus

Ministry hating Cheney i.e. their entire 2000’s output.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=fGmrB2tzitg

Porky Prime

http://youtu.be/S0DRch3YLh0

One of the bands I wish I’d been cool enough to listen to when their shit was new, but didn’t pick up and love until a winter of 90s Britpop I gorged on about 9 years ago.

Shogun Marcus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OHES NOES, “MANNISH” HAIRCUT!! ME MASCULINITY BE THREATENED! OFF WIT DER ‘EADS!!

http://41.media.tumblr.com/b68ae3f1ae82a513efdaabc2efa7917e/tumblr_njjf62wDZb1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg

laserguru

I’ve got some threatening masculinity for her.
By which I mean….
Boobs!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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NOT SURE IF THAT WILL POST

theeWeeBabySeamus

It did, and it’s fabulous.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Still looks like Bieber.
Would not bang.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are fucked up, man.

But he if a haircut make yur willie soft, so be it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO. I knew that’d get a rise outta ya.
But then you went all Maude sparkly.
Not cool.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NEVER go full Maude Sparkly!!

*rant was a good lead in to Sparkly Maude.

Shogun Marcus
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just got the youtube homepage

Shogun Marcus

Huh…works for me.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Still on the sappy songs of 90’s ska punk here Seamus, sorry

No Doubt – Don’t Speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ&list=RD8Yqru5UXWGY&index=3

theeWeeBabySeamus

Never apologize for No Doubt.
Always a fav.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So… have…… No Doubt?

theeWeeBabySeamus

It is true, there should be No Doubt.
No doubt about it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Back to 90s punk for me….sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rachel Bilson just because I randomly thought of her while going out for a cig.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Has absolutely no rhythm.
Would still totally bang.

entropy

OK, folks, I apparently have company en route to my place, so I’m gonna go get the place prepped for human habitation again. I may drop in from time to time, if not, just do what we do.

Sharkbait

“Do what we do”

Keep drinking?

Senor Weaselo

I believe drinking and/or touching ourselves.

Porky Prime

Is that Aidan Quinn?

entropy

Spacehogg, In the Meantime:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Public Service Announcement for Chicagoland DFOers:

Binny’s has a few bottles left of Laphroaig 18 for $75. A) The distillery stopped making it a year ago B) it retails for $129-$149 per bottle in DC. Good luck in northern suburbs, I already made my parents pick up a bunch of bottles out that way.

Sharkbait

Want.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Unfortunately they’re low enough that they pulled it off their website. But yeah.

Sharkbait

I highly doubt there are some reasonably priced bottles in Boston but you’re damn sure I’ll be looking now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Shogun Marcus
entropy

Holy shit, Local H. I haven’t thought about them in probably 18 years.

Shogun Marcus

Still going…and actually pretty good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, I like it, like a lot of his stuff, FUCK THE [internet] POLICE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwYS66Gbhwk

entropy

WILLIE!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I also like that a trusted manager and the IRS FUCKED him over royally.

ALSO that fucking local hick police search his travel bus continually looking for the devil weed.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/a78f113b2ab50868aae7d7eb9cbb4d9f/tumblr_n6543dAuSR1qzsq0xo1_500.gif

entropy

Willie is a national treasure who should be left alone to provide entertainment as long either he can, or is willing to, do so.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking A, my fren.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Contrary to appearances, Willie has soul.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I gave up on my RW of Arrow I had going on netflix.

No Doubt – Ex-girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yqru5UXWGY