Ice Alouettes rage alert:

Over the years, PK Subban has been subject to racial abuse from fans of other teams, fans of Montreal (Quebec is an insanely racist province) and subjected to the same racial rhetoric that black football players are given by sports media.

This year has been a Springfield tire fire outside of an abortion clinic for the Ice Als. Carey Price got hurt and it exposed what any Ice Als fan has known for years: The team has no scoring and outside of PK, a #1 d-man who is usually in the discussion for top d-man in the league, they have a bunch of #4-7 type defencemen, with some of those d-men getting older and shittier. That’s like having Richard Sherman with a bunch of Chris Contes as your DBs.

Aside from not being good enough, the coach, Michel Therrien, is a mediocre coach who was hired ONLY because he speaks French. The only requirement you need to be a coach for the most storied franchise in the NHL and one of the most storied franchises in the world, is that you have to speak fucking french. What does that have to do with PK? Well, Therrien, as we’ve already established, is a shitty coach and has no idea how to use PK. Thankfully, PK is good enough to succeed in-spite of Therrien, which bothers Therrien.

Seeing how Montreal has a “the coaches must speak French” and there are no real viable French Canadian coaches going to be on the market in the Summer, Michel Therrien has already been announced by Marc Bergevin to returning. Bergevin and Therrien appear to be on the same page, which has led to a lot of speculation and a lot of the media reporting that PK Subban is now likely to be traded according to numerous reliable sources.

What the fuck? This fucking franchise is turning into a fucking joke, all to appeal to a bunch of fucking separatists who banged their drums loud enough about 8 years ago about only having French speaking coaches. As a result, due to this severe restriction, PK has to go? Salary cap aside, no matter what you get back, you aren’t getting full value because the Ice Als have no defense outside of PK. They may acquire a guy who scores 25-40 goals, but, that shit won’t matter because you’ll have some stiff playing PK’s minutes who won’t be as good as PK.

But back to the media. There’s an uneasy amount of subtle racism towards PK. The first time PK was rumoured to get traded this season, the media talked about how it should humble him. Only a cocky piece of shit like PK would donate 10 million to a children’s hospital, which resulted in a new wing for the hospital, resulting in naming that wing after that glory boy. Or the other 300K he spent on giving a christmas dinner to terminally ill children and their families this past christmas. What a me-first glory boy!

Just like when he wasn’t named Captain last year. The story was more about PK better not show that he’s having fun than it was Patch getting the Captaincy. And this shit is coming up again. PK, despite not even playing right now because he’s hurt, is getting all the blame for Montreal (still) losing and maybe these trade rumours will wake him up and get him to stop smiling so much and going to the club. Because Hockey is life and death and when you’re the highest paid player, that means you have to be the highest scorer on the team and should never go out on the town in one of the funnest cities on the fucking planet or some bullshit. And they’re banging the PK Subban better get traded drum bullshit. Because God forbid Montreal hire a fucking coach based on his merit and not on the fucking language he speaks.

TL/DR: I am legitimately considering trading in my fandom to the Ice Als if they trade PK. Hopefully Quebec City gets a franchise soon so the separatists can make that team toxic so they can stop ruining my Ice Als.

FUCK!