Sorry; been at the vets for 2 hours because the angel pictured above has kennel cough. THERE’S PHLEGM EVERYWHERE!!1!!1
NHL: Lightning @ Islanders – on now
NBA:
- Cavs @ Hawks – on now
- Spurs @ Thunder – 9:30
One benefit – they gave her a codeine perscription. WHY YES, DOC, SHE’LL GET ALL OF IT!
I’m really getting sick and tired of sportsmedia analysts saying the Lightning and Penguins are better off without Stamkos or Crosby/Malkin. They aren’t going to Toronto, Toronto media, so stop with the stupid taeks.
Here’s a nice slice of Canadia:
Do you play hockey by Jughead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ51zfQLrDs
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2jZg4c4IFuU/UboqjJrxshI/AAAAAAAADLU/CW8Nd1P7Ewo/s1600/supernat.jpg
Does Superman not let his cock hang out while he saves people. Having a Supergirl with only partially exposed nipples will not work
Going into nerdy one hit wonder territory, Nerf Herder’s Van Halen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0j0xBfRasw
It’s looking increasingly likely this Legend of Zelda nerd meetup is going to happen, and your favorite The Office tertiary character will be the MC for 50+ other geeks from across the globe. The Ice Stillers are already doing well in the playoffs; this event would be the personal equivalent of making the Cup Finals.
Here’s Tool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16jHtdCuGc
I hope all of the ice stellers die in a random fire. Also hi
I got it wrong by seeing what I typed, and then correcting what I had right. I still blam WCS
Did you see what he made me do in ignoring that h? He is a monster
Where am I flying in to?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQIs8TO2i_4
Going really deep into nerd favorites.
Allie Goertz – Song for Ulvaack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnKOvOjKLH0
I like to be able to choose my meds.
Flinstones Chewable Morphine?
i WOULD BACK THAT!
Caps scared me
W…..
Flight of the Conchords – Girlfriends from the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGoDns8wTA
I only know this song because I played a texted based game online and the top clan had RATM songs as their names. I stand by loving this song.
Rage against the Machine – No Shelter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4
You never saw that fucktarded Godzilla movie with Matthew Brodderick?
Proudly. Yes
There will be no shelter here!
I am gonna continue to listen to terrible music, and post a lot, so enjoy some Summer Glau
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e53d787395b7111046f8309558ae54fe43d8caa548f9036ec3b57bfa8ed91b69_1.gif
mc chris – White kids love hip hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3wHOacltP4
Hesh was big in alt rap in atlanta when he before/was on Sealab, no clue what happened after
Pam asks no, and gives no quarter.
Now don’t get me started on some fried chicken.
I can make some motherfucking fried chicken.
Off to bed. Puppy’s codeine has kicked in, so she’s sleeping peacefully.
Update on the state of Nashville hockey when I return.
Hey!
That was for the puppy!
mc chris for no reason
mc chris – Fett’s Vette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqiasBVGtX8
White guys love hip hop is coming up next unless I get distracted
I told you once.
I’m all about that heavy action boss.
This is not!
If you want to dial it down to entry level metal I can do that too.
Don’t go to sleep and leave me in charge of DJ duties!
You won’t sleep soundly.
I have a thing for…..
Nope – go all the way: Cradle of Filth, “Hallowed Be Thy Name”
https://youtu.be/0U6eM3jpON8
Or, if you want to go beyond a cover, Cradle Of Filth – “Nymphetamine Fix”
https://youtu.be/6dW6aNAZGTM?list=RD0U6eM3jpON8
Tumblr works, imgur is random. I just spent 30 min laying on the floor with my dog to make him feel better after a seizure today that I missed
I meant that to be @ someone. I forget who though
http://lowetide.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slapshot-gifs.gif
A Slap Shot gif is always appreciated even if it disapears and reappears for no reason
DAMMIT!
re, the @ – Is the answer Jesus?
He always seems like a good guy. Everyone that follows him are the assholes
Hope Dog is feeling/doing better.
You do not want me in charge of your ipod unless you mean it.
WOOO! Report cards are finally done. Holy shit, that was unnecessarily long.
Do you write actual comments, or do you get codes that print out platitudes & invective?
@Beerguyrob I actually have to write out actual (and thorough) comments.
You want another cool ipod walking on the beach song?
Here’s one.
My doctor said I was at half time!
I have yet begun to defile myself!
What I miss having not walked on the beach for like a fucking month, is the right song on the ipod when the stride is right, the waves are breaking and you’re putting in 5 miles in about 72 minutes.
It’s a pace thing.
It’s seeing the majesty of the crashing waves.
It’s putting in your best effort.
It’s the bike people waving at you because they’re doing they’re thing and they see you out there doing yours.
And when a song like this plays?
If you can’t appreciate that…
Well.
I can’t help you.
I’ve moved on to bulleit rye and a contact high from a hookah.
You may as well just move down here.
You’re already tainted.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/7ec58e99b5dc86da0fa1d36026de5b04/tumblr_ntcl55cRqN1tjytjfo1_1280.jpg
Gotta love a woman who doesn’t skip leg days
100% from a reverse google search to find a tumblr from something someone posted earlier tonight
http://67.media.tumblr.com/82ad54dcc296226b6d36e0e7126c3378/tumblr_o5ph7zJMMK1qeu577o2_1280.jpg
I thought tumblr didn’t work on here?
Okay, enough dilly dallying. Time to brush my teeth and sleep the sleep of someone who doesn’t have to wake up at 5:15 am tomorrow.
But I was gonna ask your opinion on Walker Brothers… ok, fine, go to sleep
Damn Dok.
As the old rail workers used to say,
“Sleep fast!”
My brother just gave me a walking stick but it’s more like a pimpin’ stick to help me home on Monday.
I don’t need no motherfucking crutches.
Shit.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/519bcd3bd13f56e64f513351b419a07a/tumblr_mw1xxdmnsp1r3qv9to1_400.gif
What, no sword cane?
Also, make sure to avoid smacking up any bitches.
I treat the bitches with the utmost of care.
Allagash trippel is some good shit.
PK has stolen Unsurprised account. Walk away slowly and hide any foul balls your children got tonight
Two solid performances, go me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
You bragger.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/115ed2299af8ac9c5a9974bdc0111106/tumblr_o5t939oCsn1qksihqo1_1280.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/790884742ff57187b839c9653d36d41e/tumblr_o5oni737Cc1r72dfyo2_r1_540.gif
Nothing to see here.
I’m almost done season 2 of Unbreakable Kimmy and I have to say, Titus has been pretty annoying through most of this season.
Also, I’m kind of ashamed that I couldn’t finish even half of my fried pickles order. It’s probably for the best, cause there are only about 4 years in your early 20’s where metabolizing many beers, shots, and fried pickles with ranch is a thing your body can do with minimal consequences, but I can’t help but feel like my inner fat kid is downgraded to “chubby” while crying in his bunk at fat camp.
There is a distinct trend that all my female friends who come visit me actually like Malort, and their significant others do not. Tonight, it was “Oh, that’s actually pretty good, it’s like this Italian digestif I had” for my friend, and “That tastes like fucking nail polish remover” from her husband. The reaction has been similar in past cases. I’m just going to take it as evidence that all the women I’ve been friends with are badass, and it’s hard to keep up with us.
That is the tact I would deploy.
It tastes like Vicks cherry hell.
It is medicinal, but I’ve yet to taste the fruit note. According to the very entertaining Wikipedia entry, it’s not uncommon to taste it as “rotten fruit” but I just get the bitter and woody notes.
I get that too when I take a shot of bourbon immediately afterwards.
I really did have fun at this Polish bar that was right across from our hotel. Fun people and good vibe.
I love Chicago.
Ooh, curious where that was. Most of the hotels are River North, and that’s more mainstream commercial, though with a handful of places that have stuck around. Nothing Polish that I know of though…that’s more up Milwaukee for the older places, and way west on Addison for the newer..
It’s in Wrigleyville. Right next to the L stop. I want to say Belmont but I may be wrong. It’s a straight walk down Clarke to the Stadium.
I don’t know Malort, but I am 70% sure the “whiskey” I drink is nail polish remover anyways so I like your friends.
Next time you’re around Chicago, round of Malort on me.
I was actually supposed to be there tomorrow to visit my sick grandmother who I won’t because I am a terrible person. I passed only because my mom picked the stupidest time to leave (4:30-5:30 am) for no reason other than she always does that. It was gonna be a daytrip either way
I’ll admit, I always picked times like that to leave for road trips when I lived in the DMV, but that was mainly to avoid traffic. Also, sometimes I just pulled an all nighter and left from a poker game. I’ve taken some very satisfying 1 hour naps in rest stations up and down I-95
We are 4 hours north on 41 and my mom who grew up in Chicago (went to the school they used for Breakfast Club, it is like 5 min from my grandmas old house) always picks times when we will show up to traffic, and always early for no reason.
What is the name of that big park in Chicago proper? My grandma is at a place near there now. We end up parking there like 3 miles away from where she is all the time.
Lincoln Park?
I was thinking Grant park but I am terrible with park/street names.
Nah, that makes sense. Lincoln is bigger, but Grant is more downtown and where all the big events are. Grand was where Obama’s first acceptance speech was, and Lollapalooza, and Taste of Chicago, and DRAFT TOWN etc.
So I saw Rocknrolla for the first time this week. Reminded me of what guy richie was better known for.
also, this gif is pretty great:
He did some great stuff.
I loved Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Sister-in-law and five-year-old niece have decided to stay the night, while baby shower treats are created.
Save me bourbon. You’re my only hope.
http://www.eatinglv.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tumblr_mfvt4y6QEJ1rlusvgo1_5001.gif
http://i.imgur.com/TtYVO.gif
Let’s try that again…
It actually showed up for me the first time. I hit refresh and it is gone. This site is cursed. I mean I am staying but curse is the obvious answer here.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/mindbase/internet/animated/suntory-time.gif
If they ask you to help with the treats, just do a substandard job until they give up and leave you alone. Prost!
Met with a lawyer commentist, went shooting, and now we’re throwing singles at the girls at Jumbo’s Clown Room. So it seems only right:
https://g.co/kgs/R8VSx
Shit’s hit the fan, alright.
Goddamn WCS!
Great tune.
Didn’t realize you were in CT.
Welcome to L.A.
We get together regularly.
Sorry I couldn’t be there.
Crease your singles JUST right.
Origami style
https://media.riffsy.com/images/e0a00aae7f6c0675e25ea832e5359a6b/raw
It was like 40 yesterday, today it was over 80 according to the thermometer at our house, not sure what they are claiming actual temp was. and it is 83 in my room now and like every house/dorm/apartment building I have ever lived in I have the room that the AC doesn’t get to. What I am saying is after one day I am ready for winter to come back
(my fan has a thermometer in it which is why I said 83 not just that is warm in here)
DJ Taj insisted that this be posted.
Happy long ass weekend peoples!
I am now doing the class report cards with the kid that I dislike very much. In the comments section of the report card, what’s a diplomatic way to say, “this student is an asshole and his father deserves to be kicked in the dick for raising such a self-entitled shit stain?”
I think you got it. I don’t see anything that need to be changed.
“Destined for law school if he doesn’t change his ways soon”
That’ll get their attention.
https://twitter.com/briancgrubb/status/728754530624655360
“A cooperative learning partner who occasionally needs to accommodate the learning abilities of others when working collectively in the classroom environment. He needs to exhibit greater pateince when helping his colleagues arrive at the same conclusion he has.”
If you want to make changes I guess something like this could work too
Synergy!
You have to work in the word “synergy.”
http://67.media.tumblr.com/825786a771c52a3c9a7ee1d329ca2ef5/tumblr_o5t910MXXe1qksihqo1_1280.jpg
Winston Wolf’s HS photo?
Malort is on deck.
So glad that became a bullshit Lincoln Park thing after I left. Gentrified liqour IMO.
/combs beard
//adjusts suspenders
///puts OK Computer on the suitcase turntable
http://67.media.tumblr.com/6bedc64a93dea1c6bcd7aeafde0700e4/tumblr_o3ibs8s4nY1ti8zopo1_1280.jpg
1950, back when they arrested a battered wife for assaulting her husband’s fist.
I was hoping she killed the guy.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/2925ceb8288357c471b9cf80d2085152/tumblr_o4n20ccKws1qij8uso2_540.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/7244964ef957f81621754535b44de49b/tumblr_o1htnmiJ2w1qa92d5o1_1280.jpg
Now that is just “sex-ay!”
http://66.media.tumblr.com/8a4b840939e70e4c51e7b6b1645398cb/tumblr_nnh772p3ug1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Hey, you, get your damn hands off her!
http://baloneybin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mcfly.jpg
That woman is goddamn ageless.
Fucking rabbits.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/32192d4a669009a24d00ff469f632add/tumblr_o4pcyvgZ2c1snpk21o1_1280.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/17f9cb2ce69975ab851cfb8f6ef6f5b7/tumblr_mg61nl5Wdu1qgf1i8o1_250.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/77c21986992f5e5964b3165f913ace8e/tumblr_o6drboZtVW1rnujoao1_1280.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/764cc0eec970dcd7ef59eb83bc8daca1/tumblr_o68wviW9981upke3xo1_1280.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3e9ccDkl1r0k9auo2_500.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/6b2883c15c931eb8c4125f27f59ed95d/tumblr_nniy7yl3w01ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3e9ccDkl1r0k9auo4_500.jpg
I really don’t understand DFO and images. Why after I post a comment to imgur pictures finally work? What evil magic code causes that to randomly happen?
http://static.tumblr.com/7ebynbs/8tBlhhoe4/secret_00000.png
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zkaNaL_HnII/T3WYJhgAZLI/AAAAAAAAAew/vOLT8PXlsfc/s1600/tootsie-roll-pop-owl.jpg
https://youtu.be/910eM9f87-8
Dude, I don’t have the faintest clue as to how or why the imgur stuff does or doesn’t work.