Look, Monday, you’ve been great and we’ve shared some “alright” maybe even “fun” times together but I think it might be time for us to look into seeing other days. You’re a super cool day but I think it is time for us to move on.
Beerguyrob, our regular open thread host, has decided to go to Nashville to personally root for the Sharks on SunriseSunrise’s and my behalf. He says he’s there for other reasons but that obviously seems impossible. In fact, you get to deal with a string of us open thread bench warmers this week as we try to step in where beerguyrob is faithfully at the ready.
If I were good at filling in for Rob I would mention that we had excitement in Canelo beating Kahn or that the Cavs beat Atlanta and swept the Conference Semifinals or that Tampa Bay moves forward over the Islanders to Round 3. I would probably even break down the baseball games on tonight, but the truth is if it’s your team you already know who they’re playing and if you’re a Braves fan you’ve long stopped reading anything about sports to preserve your dignity.
Tonight the NBA sees Game 4 for the Warriors vs Trail Blazers @ 7:30 PST and the Raptors vs. Heat @ 5:00 PST.
In the NHL we have two potential elimination games. We get the Stars vs. Blues @ 5:00 PST and then some other game… what? Hmm, now what was it? Oh yes, SHARKS vs. PREDS @ 6:00 PST!
Sharks in cars, party with the stars.
Party all night, feeling all right!
Seems like a good excuse to show some Katy…
sharks dance!!!
via GIPHY
Evening everyone. Civil War was not the best movie I’ve seen this year. (That was Deadpool.) How goes it?
Covalent is about to heave her television into her other television.
TVCEPTION
It’s like you are hiding under the covers with me!
If I had a dollar for every lady who’s told me that… I’d now have $1, thanks!
QUIT FARTING!!
Until five minutes ago it was much better for me.
No! No! No! No! No! No!
Confirmed. My stream is shitty, skipping and like a minute behind.
So I am still fostering my raven… I may be persuaded into calling him Joe CAWvelski instead of Flacco
Elite Joe doesn’t love you anymore.
It would never have worked. I am a fruit-flavoured gelato kinda girl and Flacco is a vanilla ice milk kinda guy…
That he is. That…he…is.
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Thank fuck!
Yeah, he was totally hit with a goddamned stick! He was damn near stabbed!
I think my stream of the game is behind but like a minute or 2. I could go watch it in another room but my computer isn’t in those other rooms and I have to have priorities.
Is the point of this Honda commercial to make me never sleep again?
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Yup. Pretty spot on.
God bless you, Martin Jones, and your freakishly large eyes.
Go Jo Pawvelski!
Is this just a random typo or is Covalent drunk as absolute fuck right now? I am rooting for the latter.
That’s the name for the little black kitty cat that ran across the ice during game 3. Trust me, I am voting for the latter, too!
3-2 Ice Boys now. Is The Curse Cursening?
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I came to strongly dislike the Stars while living in AZ and being an active ‘Yotes fan during those years.
As odd as it sounds, I look at Dallas as being the U*NC of the NHL. I just really have a hate for them that is hard to rectify, but is nonetheless very real.
tl;dr: Fuck Dallas
Huh. I don’t know that there is anything wrong with that analog, actually.
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All honestly, this was my absolute favorite moment of any sharknado movie.
Fucking Whale Sharks BRO!
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Ouch.
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Rufio learns a SMURFKKAKE wasn’t what he thought it was.
Just want to share that KSK was brought up on the Raw Thread for the old website. Its gone but not forgotten.
They’re still worshiping at the throne of McMahon, when they could be here, praising BLEERGH.
Its the only thing that’s busy at that website. Everything else gets maybe one or two comments. Even the WWE Threads have gone down in comments.
I do miss our departed Comrades.
*pours out a generic shitty beer*
#upforahfuckit
Someone posted this website on the Thread. Hopefully some of the lost will find their way home in time for football.
Worst blowjob in EVAR!!!!
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This “GREAT MOMENTS IN EVOLUTION” moment, brought to you by WCS.
SO I tuned out to watch game of thrones. seems these games are as riveting as ever.
That show is really suffering so far this season. I suspect it’s because they have to spend several episodes unraveling all the corners GRRM has written himself into before they can maybe move the story along next season.
Restorative Dentistry. Because your teeth look and smell like ass.
Before:
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After:
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There’s a moutheyes photoshop in there someplace….
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jm6B31HKBw
Loose Seal!!!!!!
Quick, get him!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSGSb7_L2Y
God help me, I remember that.
But thanks for not making me feel older.
’75….really? Wow.
No one will help with the viking fantasies spawned by a simple commercial.
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B Movies were so damn much fun back then…
The making of scanners was absolutely insane. Basically the writer had to finish the script for the next day every single night because the rules to line up financing in Canada only allowed 2 weeks of pre-production work.
Cronenberg has said it was the worst film he ever written/directed. Supposedly he didn’t sleep during the entire movie filming and was functioning on cocaine the entire time.
I absolutely LOVE “Naked Lunch” which he also wrote and directed. Fucking hugely underrated writer/directer.
Yes, I like the bad ones and the good ones.
The weird and off-beat stuff can be so good/ bad.
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Reminds me of my ex wife.
BOOM!!!!
Fully immersed in the Norco haze but cruising along fine. Minimal swelling and I feel OK.
I’m fully weight bearing and it doesn’t really hurt that bad to stand on. I also successfully navigated the stairs
I’m doing good family.
Shit, think I’ll have a beer.
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But be careful on those stairs.
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Fuck yeah! Kick ass job, babe!
Good luck, Left Shark. Good luck, Right Shark. Imma take some Benadryl and fall asleep now. SO OLD.
Woo! Sleep tight, kitten!
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Ok, this game is starting to be fun to watch now that it is getting really lopsided.
And I went for a cigs and just got back a few minutes ago, what happened to Sharp?
Dallas takes the 3-0 Lead. Whomever gets the next goal wins this.
I think instead of a power play, they should let you be able to be offsides for 2 minutes after a penalty. That would be funner ‘en hell (as Early Cuyler would say).
I know Dallas is up 2 early making it likely this series will go 7. However this is me waiting for the second game
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make it a double, bartender!
/Blues management better hope nobody yells something racialist in that funeral-quiet arena
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Always fun to watch:
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TOO FAHCKIN SOON YOUAH FAHCKIN’ CAWKSAHCKUH!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!1!!
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DITTO!
Woo Hoo, goal spiritual successor to the blackhawks
Blues showing an ugly early warning sign of Sharks’ Ghost of Christmas Future??
Hush your mouth!
I hate when someone sings the national anthem, and randomly, seemingly intentionally hits random wrong notes throughout to try to make it his/her own
I mean, it worked so well foar Roseanne Barr,,,
I hope I’m not unintentionally dogwhistling here when I state that I think the anthem singer in St. Louis tonight is showboating like hell.
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Seizure Wall-O-Gifs!!!!
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The BFIH must love that.
I don’t understand this PST you speak of. All television and sports times should be GMT (used for Soccer or stealing BBC shows live only), ET or CT. When do the games start? Is it like midnight CT (Correct time)? or did I already miss them?
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I am kind of digging the vibe here that survival requires being aggressively antisocial.
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By “here” I meant L.A.
Works for anywhere.
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Lawlz. Says the boy with the wildly full social calendar! I hope you have been enjoying it down here! I had an awesome time at 5 Line, you know, once I finally fucking found it.
Funny you mention that; every time I’ve been to LA it has been that way except for a few locals who don’t seem to like it and will be very friendly. I am pretty obviously not LA, if you will, and have had some ….. interesting experiences there.
Soooo Ole Sammy B recanted his trade request. Really hoped ole horseface in Denver would have taken cross eyes off our hands. Well what’s the worst that could happen, he will get hurt week 4 then we put out something called a Chase Daniels out there, then we put out the Jesus lovin rook. 4-12 anyone?
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Quadouche
If you’re stocking up on D-cells I just changed the batteries in two flashlights.
Well I am going to see my Iggles in Seattle this winter. Send em up to Canadia would ya?
Actually that sounds like a fun trip, even though they are going to get prison raped in that game.
Goin with the son to be Mrs. Cola’s brother. Ex O-lineman 6’4 250 and die hard Heaux fan. I am unsure whether to rock my Kolb/Asomugha/Murray/Mamula/Maclin jersey or Cunningham…
Cunningham; best of the bunch and is the older lighter green, correct? Or is it the road?
I think Elway offered them a sixth rounder if he took a pay cut. Wonder why that deal didn’t go through…….
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Yeah, Iggles would have to retain salary and then get a bag of hammers from the Donks for the deal so the Donks get the Sanchize for the season.
Yes, he is better than Dirty; marginally so, not enough to give up anything extra.
P.S. I’d be happy if they beat Dallas and Washington once or twice. GO BEAGLES!
Btw, I mentioned this in beer barrel, but if any of the Colorado DFOers are in Boulder tonight, I’m heading to Avery Brewing with a meetup group tonight. Hit me up if you want to share some beers and talk about makeitsnow.
OMG THAT’S WHERE MORK AND MINDY LIVE!!!
School night, Boulder and I are not good about next morning activities.
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I love that you put all the game times in PST. West Side!
/not the West Side of LA, though, Brentwood can go die in a fire.
In a fire, have a throat slashed by an NFL Hall of Famer, whatevs.
Why not both. Fire cleanses all!
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Nobody wants to lose in 7 to a bunch of geographically challenged Elvis impersonators.
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Right?! Oh god make it not be so… not in the tooth cat den.
Covalent turned into Switch so gradually I hardly noticed
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