Your “Move on, Monday” Open Thread

Look, Monday, you’ve been great and we’ve shared some “alright” maybe even “fun” times together but I think it might be time for us to look into seeing other days.  You’re a super cool day but I think it is time for us to move on.

Beerguyrob, our regular open thread host, has decided to go to Nashville to personally root for the Sharks on SunriseSunrise’s and my behalf.  He says he’s there for other reasons but that obviously seems impossible.  In fact, you get to deal with a string of us open thread bench warmers this week as we try to step in where beerguyrob is faithfully at the ready.

If I were good at filling in for Rob I would mention that we had excitement in Canelo beating Kahn or that the Cavs beat Atlanta and swept the Conference Semifinals or that Tampa Bay moves forward over the Islanders to Round 3.  I would probably even break down the baseball games on tonight, but the truth is if it’s your team you already know who they’re playing and if you’re a Braves fan you’ve long stopped reading anything about sports to preserve your dignity.

Tonight the NBA sees Game 4 for the Warriors vs Trail Blazers @ 7:30 PST and the Raptors vs. Heat @ 5:00 PST.

In the NHL we have two potential elimination games.  We get the Stars vs. Blues @ 5:00 PST and then some other game… what?  Hmm, now what was it?  Oh yes, SHARKS vs. PREDS @ 6:00 PST! 

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Oh, please no. Not again. Not like this.
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rockingdog

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Sharks in cars, party with the stars.
Party all night, feeling all right!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seems like a good excuse to show some Katy…
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rockingdog

sharks dance!!!

rockingdog
rockingdog

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Senor Weaselo

Evening everyone. Civil War was not the best movie I’ve seen this year. (That was Deadpool.) How goes it?

WCS

Covalent is about to heave her television into her other television.

Senor Weaselo

TVCEPTION

Senor Weaselo

If I had a dollar for every lady who’s told me that… I’d now have $1, thanks!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

QUIT FARTING!!

WCS

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Confirmed. My stream is shitty, skipping and like a minute behind.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Elite Joe doesn’t love you anymore.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That he is. That…he…is.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think my stream of the game is behind but like a minute or 2. I could go watch it in another room but my computer isn’t in those other rooms and I have to have priorities.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is this just a random typo or is Covalent drunk as absolute fuck right now? I am rooting for the latter.

WCS

3-2 Ice Boys now. Is The Curse Cursening?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I came to strongly dislike the Stars while living in AZ and being an active ‘Yotes fan during those years.
As odd as it sounds, I look at Dallas as being the U*NC of the NHL. I just really have a hate for them that is hard to rectify, but is nonetheless very real.
tl;dr: Fuck Dallas

Brocky

All honestly, this was my absolute favorite moment of any sharknado movie.

Fucking Whale Sharks BRO!

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WCS

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Ouch.

Brocky

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WCS

Rufio learns a SMURFKKAKE wasn’t what he thought it was.

Redshirt

Just want to share that KSK was brought up on the Raw Thread for the old website. Its gone but not forgotten.

WCS

They’re still worshiping at the throne of McMahon, when they could be here, praising BLEERGH.

Redshirt

Its the only thing that’s busy at that website. Everything else gets maybe one or two comments. Even the WWE Threads have gone down in comments.

Brocky

I do miss our departed Comrades.

*pours out a generic shitty beer*

Horatio Cornblower

#upforahfuckit

Redshirt

Someone posted this website on the Thread. Hopefully some of the lost will find their way home in time for football.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

This “GREAT MOMENTS IN EVOLUTION” moment, brought to you by WCS.

Brocky

SO I tuned out to watch game of thrones. seems these games are as riveting as ever.

Horatio Cornblower

That show is really suffering so far this season. I suspect it’s because they have to spend several episodes unraveling all the corners GRRM has written himself into before they can maybe move the story along next season.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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There’s a moutheyes photoshop in there someplace….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

God help me, I remember that.
But thanks for not making me feel older.
’75….really? Wow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No one will help with the viking fantasies spawned by a simple commercial.

JustStopDude

B Movies were so damn much fun back then…

The making of scanners was absolutely insane. Basically the writer had to finish the script for the next day every single night because the rules to line up financing in Canada only allowed 2 weeks of pre-production work.

Cronenberg has said it was the worst film he ever written/directed. Supposedly he didn’t sleep during the entire movie filming and was functioning on cocaine the entire time.

I absolutely LOVE “Naked Lunch” which he also wrote and directed. Fucking hugely underrated writer/directer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, I like the bad ones and the good ones.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Reminds me of my ex wife.
BOOM!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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laserguru

Fully immersed in the Norco haze but cruising along fine. Minimal swelling and I feel OK.
I’m fully weight bearing and it doesn’t really hurt that bad to stand on. I also successfully navigated the stairs

I’m doing good family.
Shit, think I’ll have a beer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

But be careful on those stairs.

King Hippo

Good luck, Left Shark. Good luck, Right Shark. Imma take some Benadryl and fall asleep now. SO OLD.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, this game is starting to be fun to watch now that it is getting really lopsided.

And I went for a cigs and just got back a few minutes ago, what happened to Sharp?

WCS

Dallas takes the 3-0 Lead. Whomever gets the next goal wins this.

King Hippo

I think instead of a power play, they should let you be able to be offsides for 2 minutes after a penalty. That would be funner ‘en hell (as Early Cuyler would say).

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know Dallas is up 2 early making it likely this series will go 7. However this is me waiting for the second game

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King Hippo

make it a double, bartender!

/Blues management better hope nobody yells something racialist in that funeral-quiet arena

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Brocky

Always fun to watch:

https://youtu.be/YXx6_7fpnKM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

TOO FAHCKIN SOON YOUAH FAHCKIN’ CAWKSAHCKUH!!!!

Spanky Datass

DITTO!

Brocky

Woo Hoo, goal spiritual successor to the blackhawks

King Hippo

Blues showing an ugly early warning sign of Sharks’ Ghost of Christmas Future??

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I hate when someone sings the national anthem, and randomly, seemingly intentionally hits random wrong notes throughout to try to make it his/her own

King Hippo

I mean, it worked so well foar Roseanne Barr,,,

The Maestro

I hope I’m not unintentionally dogwhistling here when I state that I think the anthem singer in St. Louis tonight is showboating like hell.

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SonOfSpam

The BFIH must love that.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t understand this PST you speak of. All television and sports times should be GMT (used for Soccer or stealing BBC shows live only), ET or CT. When do the games start? Is it like midnight CT (Correct time)? or did I already miss them?

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Unsurprised

I am kind of digging the vibe here that survival requires being aggressively antisocial.

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Unsurprised

By “here” I meant L.A.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Funny you mention that; every time I’ve been to LA it has been that way except for a few locals who don’t seem to like it and will be very friendly. I am pretty obviously not LA, if you will, and have had some ….. interesting experiences there.

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litre_cola

Soooo Ole Sammy B recanted his trade request. Really hoped ole horseface in Denver would have taken cross eyes off our hands. Well what’s the worst that could happen, he will get hurt week 4 then we put out something called a Chase Daniels out there, then we put out the Jesus lovin rook. 4-12 anyone?

Unsurprised

Quadouche

Spanky Datass

If you’re stocking up on D-cells I just changed the batteries in two flashlights.

litre_cola

Well I am going to see my Iggles in Seattle this winter. Send em up to Canadia would ya?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Actually that sounds like a fun trip, even though they are going to get prison raped in that game.

litre_cola

Goin with the son to be Mrs. Cola’s brother. Ex O-lineman 6’4 250 and die hard Heaux fan. I am unsure whether to rock my Kolb/Asomugha/Murray/Mamula/Maclin jersey or Cunningham…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cunningham; best of the bunch and is the older lighter green, correct? Or is it the road?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think Elway offered them a sixth rounder if he took a pay cut. Wonder why that deal didn’t go through…….

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litre_cola

Yeah, Iggles would have to retain salary and then get a bag of hammers from the Donks for the deal so the Donks get the Sanchize for the season.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, he is better than Dirty; marginally so, not enough to give up anything extra.

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P.S. I’d be happy if they beat Dallas and Washington once or twice. GO BEAGLES!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Btw, I mentioned this in beer barrel, but if any of the Colorado DFOers are in Boulder tonight, I’m heading to Avery Brewing with a meetup group tonight. Hit me up if you want to share some beers and talk about makeitsnow.

SonOfSpam

OMG THAT’S WHERE MORK AND MINDY LIVE!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

School night, Boulder and I are not good about next morning activities.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love that you put all the game times in PST. West Side!

/not the West Side of LA, though, Brentwood can go die in a fire.

SonOfSpam

In a fire, have a throat slashed by an NFL Hall of Famer, whatevs.

Unsurprised

Why not both. Fire cleanses all!

King Hippo

Nobody wants to lose in 7 to a bunch of geographically challenged Elvis impersonators.

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