A brief soliloquy:
All my aunts on my father’s side married US soldiers. There was a NORAD base outside Kirkland Lake, Ontario back in the 1960s. I once asked my aunt why she married an American, and she said, “Robert, I looked at your uncle, and then I looked at my choices in Kirkland Lake. I wanted to see the world, and he was a handsome man.” ‘Nuff said.
All of those uncles served in Vietnam, and one served in proximity to Captain America, so that made him a Cowboys fan for life. I gotta respect that, like I respect anyone who’s put on their country’s uniform. I hope all the US DFOers are having a good holiday Monday.
Here’s a couple of good links to history pages about war vets who played in the NFL. Rocky Bleier will never not be impressive.
Continuing the military theme, Keenan Reynolds – Ravens 6th-round pick in 2016 – and Chargers undrafted signee Chris Swain were given permission to defer their service requirements until after the end of their playing days. Cue the old guys complaining kids today have it soft.
NFL News:
- Well well well – a former Inglewood city employee is claiming the mayor & pro-football council members cooked the books to make Inglewood look financially stable in advance of the NFL decision on relocation.
- Because the source for the story is Florio’s lunatic lounge, you can imagine the quality of comments.
- Also at PFT, they have a breakdown on why certain owners prefer or oppose Vegas for the Raiders.
- Ryan Fitzpatrick has issue with being paid $12 million to be considered better than Geno Smith.
In this week’s Acela Excreta:
- Petey decided to let Jenny Vrentas write this week’s episode, while separately penning a letter bravely maintaining his stance of not using “[*Redacted] s”, despite polls numbers showing ambivalence. “THIS IS MY SOAPBOX!” he declared, while not calling it a soapbox. Among her highlights:
- “No Super Bowl loser has been back to the big game the next season in 23 years. But don’t bet against Riverboat Ron Rivera and the Panthers.” HOT TAEK!!!
- She also reviews the Raiders-to-Vegas rumours, and covers the dollars and cents which is driving people like Bob McNair to begrudgingly support such an idea
- A nice segue on all the Jags injuries into a major story about Paul Posluszny and the nine years he has spent in Jaxson De Ville’s shadow hoping for a winning season.
- Finally, the main portion of the article concludes with a recap of an interview with the Ryan brothers, and what they hope to bring to western NY this Fall.
- I didn’t care about the rest of the article past there, so I stopped.
I bet he felt pretty smug when they announced the dates for the Cup Finals. Monday, May 30th looked perfect for Gary Bettman – the start of a new week; other sports usually run lighter schedules; major networks have ended their seasons, so there’d be no broadcast competition; and Monday Night RAW ratings suck. After a difficult year, and a playoff season that saw no Canadian teams at all & all the major-US market teams go out early, the best case scenario was what he was delivered.
And then Klay Thompson happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Now all anyone can talk about is the NBA and Game 7, and I couldn’t be happier. Released ratings info from last week show the NHL playoffs not only getting trounced by the NBA (0.6 versus 3.0) but also by the NBA pregame show (0.6 vs 0.7), and Eastern Conference Game 7 viewers were down 23% from last year.
It really doesn’t help San Jose to be opening their otherwise-notable first-ever Cup Final in the shadow of their Bay-area sports brethren. If the Warriors win, and the Sharks get walloped, it’s pretty much lights-out for coverage from today forward.
Tonight’s “Kill or be killed” playoff action:
NBA: Game 7 – OKC @ Golden State – 9:00
NHL: Game 1 – Finals – San Jose @ Pittsburgh – 8:00
- Prediction: Penguins in 6.
Other stuff, because you are done with sports?
- DISXD: BattleBots – 7:30. You’re learning what the fuss is about. Watch some in prep for the June 23 premiere.
- History: Roots – 9:00. We don’t get the new series in Canada, but I hear this remake’s not bad.
- I remember watching the original. I don’t think the new one will have the same “shock value”, but hopefully has accurate history.
- TCM:
- Where Eagles Dare – 8:00
- Kelly’s Heroes – 10:45
The kid in me who grew up watching Jack Sikma is rooting for the Warriors. WHO YA GOT?!
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Games are all over – time for a dance party.
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I will be one of you one day.
Mario and Sid.
You all should be on our side.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12u56m_stephen-colbert-invite-hugh-laurie-et-matt-damon-a-danser-sur-get-lucky-des-daft-punk_news
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Live threads like this one…
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…because of live threads like this one!
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just because it will never stop being funny:
remember that the buccaneers traded up in the second round to draft a kicker?
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I feel Golden State just ended the Durant era in Oklahoma City.
I was saying to your mom I mean my wife that I hope this is the game that sends him to Boston.
Dagger.
Durant should apologize to lil B
I feel like I should give OKC this Ginn Coin for letting victory slip through their fingers.
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Perhaps the Tarkin Medallion?
Steph just killed the Thunder.
They died.
But Russell couldn’t fly…Russell died.
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[holds up hand for Hi-C]
– Eli Manning
Juice boxes are for Super Bowl champions.
— Peyton being a colossal dickhead
MVP JOOSE
http://www.thingstoshareandremember.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cropped_076bfe3c-d5d5-43b3-ab7f-77bf8ac11fc2.jpg
Well, I will be watching GSW shit the bed in the privacy of my own drink.Congrats, WCS and Sill. We’ll see next time.
Good night, chickadees!
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Bonne nuit, mésange!
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There is only 2 min left in the game, so like only 30 minutes of real time left. Stay
This got interesting again.
Much closer than I find comfortable.
Was hoping this would be closer.
if i’ve learned one thing from penguins fans, its that any hockey game in history magically doesn’t count, so i guess their win tonight don’t count either.
Ha ha, I’m using circular logic against a fan base, who’s average body shape could be described as circular.
Yeah i worked pretty hard for that joke. Pretty proud of myself
/Holds up hand for Hi-5
//takes it away and yells “whoops to slow” when Brocky goes for it
///gets kicked in the balls
Brocky is Draymond Green?
Apparently.
Who the fuck is Draymond green again?
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One down.
Three to go.
Na zdrowie.
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Ridiculous how a $5 milkshake was in 1995. I’d kill for one that’s $5 now.
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Kelly’s Heroes is on. Clint Eastwood is talking to a chair, but at least this time there’s someone sitting in it.
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WCS household tonight, sans the awesome moustache.
And + 3′ of baby shit.
Haha…at least.
I just aged 8 years in two minutes.
I died inside when the Whalers left Hartford, so, you know, tomato tomahto.
Goal Pens!
My stream isn’t that laggy, just slow on the gif
-sigh-
Where’s a hungry leopard seal when you need it?
SABOTAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
You know damn well there is nothing for you to be smug about just yet in this series
well, this 6-on-4 will be butt-clenchy
Unless, say, the Sharks can’t control the puck for the first minute…
yeah, that was pretty uneventful
Unclenching…
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
When is enough enough, Ellie Kemper?
This is grandma’s quaint little art collection:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mildred_Lane_Kemper_Art_Museum
And this is daddy’s local investment club:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commerce_Bancshares
You really need Chase’s Peter’s pence on top of all that?
“Ain’t nothing I’d rather do right now than just go on home and lay around
But that ain’t never an option for a working man like me
How much is enough you ask
I’ll ask the man when I get a chance
All I know right now, there’s somewhere else I’m suppose to be”
Drive-By-Truckers “Shut Your Mouth & Get Your Ass On The Plane”
I didn’t ask the Drive-By Truckers…
Or Lynrd Skynrd either I guess.
Or Ellie Kemper for that matter.
Still…
When Mee Maw has her own art museum and Father runs Commerce Bank, maybe it’s time to leave the blatant whoring to your lessers.
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Man, when Anderson Varejao gets going against you, that’s when you know your team is completely toast.
Even if you hate both teams, this is an exciting fucking period
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Those better be some damn thrilling pads
They’ve got wings.
/has no idea if that’s good or not
Commercial break so one last Margot Robbie I had open anyways
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Hammerhead motherflubbers!!!!!!
you suck, #72
On that chance, no doubt.
Oh, fuck yes, Jonesy!
Pens appear to have smoked up at the 2nd intermission.
Just saying.
ARE YOU OKAY!?!
I love this.
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Listening to Mike Emrick call this SCF makes me want to stab harp seal pups in the eyeballs with a ball-peen hammer.
http://www.quaker.org
Welp, the Thunder are fucking this one up.
I am only paying attention to the game by occasionally checking the score, but wasn’t OKC up 8 at half?
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Heeeeeeeey!
I really loved reading the articles about the fat Libertarian candidate who stripped down to his undies and did a dance on C-SPAN not because of the video itself, but because there is certain to be one Libertarian dude in the comments explaining why you really don’t understand his ideology and will get super pissy when you accurately describe his politics are simplistic, pollyannaish bunk.
Also: the Libertarian Party is one giant No True Scotsman fallacy.
Also, Gary Johnson is a piece of shit and incapable of governing.
CHEF CURRY COOKIN’
Hey guys, somebody dropped their stick on the ice.
Guys…guys? Whose stick is this?
Don’t worry, Rust will run over to take a dive on it soon enough
Well it’s always fun when someone takes a dive on a stick.
There are few things sadder than an Ice Stiller power play. Might as well sit down on the ice and read aloud from The Diary of Anne Frank for two minutes.
“STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING DIARY!!!!”
-A. Frank
Thorton’s beard reminds me of someone
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My bad, didn’t see it was imgur
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I wonder if he can get me a good travel deal…
The deal’s good, but actually shipping off is a bit of an exercise.
In case it’s not clear, this is a pair of pugs. One in a shark outfit, the other in a penguin outfit.
If you don’t like this then in all likelihood you have no soul.
(I’m looking at you, Hippo)
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meh…
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all I can think of is all the pug snot
Hahahaha….
Go eat some cheese.
Oh hush your mouth! That snoring is like magic.
You like snoring.
Shit, we need to talk.
I prefer my farts in the brachycephalic variety, thank you
Hmm….I was under the impression that Fahrenheit 451 was the thing. So to speak. Guard your groin, Big Spoon.
I might have missed this posted earlier. I didn’t go all the way back on the comments. But Happy Memorial Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1RbBHMeX80
Really puts into stark contrast the mascot ferocity disparity, no?
But dem shark biceps, tho
It is also hard to take a sporting franchise seriously that always make me think of this:
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
/loves that song
the franchise is not making you do anything….
some unresolved trauma involving 80’s soft rock there King?
Halftime = Steaktime
did your wife not hit you in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and make you sleep in the garage when she got home?
Keep an eye on Curry, it’s really interesting, he’s very deliberately making sure that Adams get stuck on him.