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Wakezilla

Its 4 minutes. Call the game!

Wakezilla

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

Fronkenshteen

This game could use a spectacular tie-breaking goal. Here, I’ll go to the bathroom!

Wakezilla

AHhhhh Yeah! Show those slightly above average Hungarian women hugging and giving each other a kiss. Niiiiiiice

http://pannonland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JHT_3246-1.jpg

King Hippo

womp womp their goes you’re global warming libtards ,, smh

Wakezilla

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Wakezilla

The Curse of Turan is in full force, folks.

God damnit!

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King Hippo

what a gyp ,, amirite??

theeWeeBabySeamus

She looks willing to work something, not sure if it’s magic or not.
But it probably could be.

bourb0nblues

Steady Iceland… steady…

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JustStopDude
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees…

http://www.screenused.com/images/topgun/VLC014.jpg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Holy shit, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly!”

– Rob Ryan

laserguru

Dude, come to the beach.

It’s 74 and sunny. Forecast high of 77.

There’s a reason I stay right next to the water and this would be that reason.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I might go up to Tehachapi tomorrow for the basketball game. Should be a bit more comfortable up there.

Wakezilla

Hungary’s wine fountain in Budapest Castle

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Slap a satellite dish on that puppy, and I’m home.
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Wakezilla

Hungary desperately needs to rally and score 2 this half or else they’re done. No way Portugal isn’t going to take their frustrations out on them next game.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mowing in Iceland looks like it would be a huge pain in the ass. How da Fuq Imma mow my roof?
Fortunately, summer is like what? 2 weeks?

theeWeeBabySeamus

(hey look my dumb ass forgot to link the photo up there)
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Horatio Cornblower

Sure are a lot of graves in that backyard. Might want to check that out Inspector.

King Hippo

I imagine there’s one guy who gets cranked on trucker speed and cuts grass 24/7 for those 2 weeks, and that’s all he does for the year, workwise.

JustStopDude

Ugh…good morning you fucks….

I finally got up. Only took me about 15 minutes to crawl into the bathroom to take a piss.

You know watching this European cup shit, I am totally confused. Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant has a soccer team, they are allowed to play in the Euro Cup…and they are all white guys…what is going on?

King Hippo

You know, Iceland was already on my travel wish list before WBS posted those lovely-shouldered lady pics. Beautiful volcanoes, a respite from summer heat, and apparently the locals are very bleak, fatalistic by nature (due to the long dark winters) and prone to excessive drinking.

MY KIND OF CROWD.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A friend of mine did some genetics work there; she said it wasn’t hard to find someone (male or female) to spend the night with, if such was your inclination.

King Hippo

Who’s spending the 2-3 break on orbitz? THIS FUCKIN’ HIPPO!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit dude, you’ll be the fucking Icelandic King of shit mountain within weeks.

Wakezilla

Hungarians are similar. Plus, they are known for making and having their own booze! Lots and lots of booze.

Fronkenshteen

How the hell do these guys not sprain ankles and knees at the same rate as NFL players? The slo-mo on some of these tackles is fookin’ brutal.

King Hippo

Given the number of matches they play in a year, too. Especially the ones whose paying sides are in Europa or CL footy. That is a brutal slog.

Horatio Cornblower

The NY Times just had an article yesterday about how the constantly expanding schedules are playing hell with the health of the elite players.

King Hippo

Did they reference the lack of a players’ union as an issue? I have always wondered about that (specifically in reference to how not seriously they take concussions, but now I have a second issue to ponder – annual gametime limits).

Wakezilla

Not as much HGH

bourb0nblues

Just a single minute of stoppage time… hmmm… you often get more when there is a penalty and a goal.

King Hippo

yeah, first half stoppage time is completely random it seems

Fronkenshteen

ICELAND IS RATINGS GOLD!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Just arrived at the fair for the SD County Beerfest: https://sandiegobeerfestival.com

There will be a post about it… when/if my hangover wears off.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Iceland…at least we had a lead at one point.

King Hippo

A NATIONAL MILESTONE

/to be fair, my county has almost 300% the population of their nation, and I live in a MSA with only one (failing) pro sports franchise

bourb0nblues

CHAOS IN THE BOX

King Hippo

/sad trombone sweatpants

But serious, damned good officiating not to blow the whistle when the Icelander fell over the keeper, it wasn’t a foul at all

bourb0nblues

100% correct

King Hippo

penalty WOO

/all teh goulash spills

King Hippo

Ice, ice baby. Too low, too low.

bourb0nblues

The noise at this game seems incredible.

King Hippo

Iceland apparently brought the entire populace. They don’t get out much.

bourb0nblues

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King Hippo

I think if the US is gonna be invited to the South American Euros, then this here tourney ought to go to 32 and invite the likes of Algeria, Japan, etc.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Samoa.
I wanna see those giant fucks try to bicycle kick…..just once.
(gravity always wins)

King Hippo

FOAR the record, the Pirate Party is leading the polls for the next general election in Iceland. NO SHIT!!

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/1/1521601/-International-Elections-Digest-Yarrr-mateys-Pirate-Party-set-to-plunder-Iceland-s-electoral-booty

King Hippo

Go Detective Inspector Erlendurs!!!

/though both sides are cool

King Hippo

yeah, all look like they would enjoy a sando

/NAWT complaining….

laserguru

Also!
What I hope will be my final follow up visit to the orthopedic surgeon is today.

Let’s go kick some ass!

King Hippo

Huzzah!

/but get medical permission FOAR said kickin’ ,, smgdh

laserguru

Today I must, once again fulfill my grandfatherly duties.
Yep, it’s ballet time.
The Lion King today.
Oldest granddaughter has been doing the ballet for about 6 or 7 years – feels longer – and I’m pretty sure youngest granddaughter, the Wahini will be in this show also.
Well shit.
We always do drinks and dinner afterwards so it works out. My oldest daughter’s birthday was yesterday and with Father’s Day tomorrow we can take care of a lot of obligations all at once.

I’ll post during intermission.

Pray for me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fake a knee injury. You’ve earned it.

Fronkenshteen

Love the tag on this post, by the way.
http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-18-2016/aGGe98.gif

bourb0nblues

TEAM WAFFLE SUCCESS!

Now… let’s all cheer for Team Hákarl!

theeWeeBabySeamus

As this one winds down, is it too much to hope for that everyone on the Irish side, players and fans alike, start singing, dancing and punching everyone within reach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urIsx9rxZ4U

King Hippo

Why does this asshole keep calling him “Lukaka?” Jeebus, he’s a 25-goal scorer in Europe, he’s not exactly an unknown name…

bourb0nblues

ROMELU 2: ELECTRIC LUKAKULOO

Fronkenshteen

Uninformed lout here. Does Ireland have the attacking strength to equalize, or are they doomed?

bourb0nblues

Now they are doomed.

bourb0nblues

Unless the Irish fans borrow some of the Croat flares.

Fronkenshteen

Was that unbelievable? Now, what was that again? A political protest by Croats against their own team? Fascinating.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Notre Dame is not so good at teh futbolling.

King Hippo

De Bruyne and Lukaku. Nice work!!!

bourb0nblues

LUKAKUUUUUUUUUUUU!

King Hippo

For all the usual Marc Wilmots scapegoating of Big Rom, Eden Hazard has been fucking DREADFUL. But he’s too gritty to be criticized, I guess. Also plays FOAR CHELSKI, must protect the Sky Five.

King Hippo

Poor Irish lad takes the pelota right to the stones. A papal-approved vasectomy??

bourb0nblues

GO TEAM WAFFLE!

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