NFL Reportings:
- Pete Carroll once again says Russell Wilson is really, really, really dialled in. Usually when a coach is that effuse, I’m going to drop said player from my fantasy roster.
- Keeping Jim Caldwell was an “easy decision”, according to Lions new GM Bob Quinn. “Finding” Jim Caldwell proved a more difficult task, so waiting for him to show up is probably the right call.
- First Joe Flacco, now actual-elite player Adrian Peterson is talking about how mentally grinding off-season preparations are. He is about 6600 yards shy of Emmitt Smith’s record, so that’s a salient point in the equation.
- Getting ready for Cowboys training camp is Joseph Randle, who picked up a charge of threatening a sheriff’s deputy while already in jail on other charges. Oh sure, the Cowboys released him last year, but ol’ Double J knows when a man has turned his life around and deserves another chance.
- The Cavs had their parade today, and Jim Brown, Earnest Byner & Bernie Kosar showed up as well.
Finally, Chris Mortensen is going to be given the Dick McCann Award by the Pro Football Writers Association, and will get recognition at the Hall Of Fame enshrinement in August.
Well, that’s about it, isn’t it.
The USMNT put on a valiant effort for about 2 minutes last night, and then Argentina started putting them away, with the dagger being this piece of brilliance by Lionel Messi: (Russian feed because US feed blocked by geolocating.)
Goddamned magic.
So, since no one cares about third place, it’s time for people to care about the Euro knockout stages, where it’s one-and-done and the freewheeling nautre of the first games gives way to boring tactical play and lots of 1-0 or shootout victories.
Stiil, Iceland
This twitter account following the matches live is fantastic. And read fellow Commentist litre_cola’s account of being at this fixture, the third in his series on catching matches & kicking habits. Lucky bastard.
If you want to feel icky, released today was the inventory police seized from the Neverland Ranch in November 2003, an 88 page dossier of disturbing images and documents, which somehow never crossed into public view until early this morning. Here’s a link to the list, and that has a link to the images. Here’s all you need to know if you are curious about clicking through:
Michael Jackson’s California home contained a considerable stash of pornography as well as sexual imagery featuring children, S&M and animal torture, according to purported police reports. The horrid list included books stuffed with images of nude children, sadomasochism, and even strangely morphed images of children’s faces on naked adults.
Tonight’s Sports:
- Copa: Colombia vs Chile – 8:00 – Soldier Field
- NHL: Awards Ceremony – 7:00 – NBCSN; SN (Canada)
- from Las Vegas; expect the franchise announcement to be made official
- with a cringe-worthy “roll of the dice” reference from Gary Bettman
- hosted by Will Arnett
- list of nominees here.
- from Las Vegas; expect the franchise announcement to be made official
As always,
FUCK MARK MESSIER!
Ice Football strong taek:The NHL should bend over backwards to put Las Vegas into this coming season. The fact that they’re waiting a year is bad because if the NFL decides to move Oakland to Las Vegas, nobody is going to give a shit about the hockey team. At least if they get it started this fall, there could be a sentimentality of being the first real pro franchise in the city.
Also, LOL at Quebec. Of course they aren’t getting an expansion team. It makes more sense to make Quebec to pay way more money to move a team so the owners get more money.
Poi-taek\:
In 2006, if someone told me that in 10 years, the Democrats will be the leading proponents of extra-judicial watch lists & no-fly lists, I would have thought they were crazy. And yet, here we are.
Pass the beer nuts
Rebuttal: Gary Bettman
Moose’s fault…as usual.
Gin Blossoms – Follow You Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LuH0ywYVQc
http://67.media.tumblr.com/313e2b036b148bb48ffa4e2da3f8a177/tumblr_o7ew33tZBw1rbmg7mo1_400.gif
Playing that one in a gig Saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI
ain’t care;
Gin Blossoms – Hey Jealousy
http://66.media.tumblr.com/1debb93caab19434180b7ca917810a0b/tumblr_o5tv86Us6m1qc0nwgo1_500.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc03njeCHy1qahhxwo1_250.gif
Let’s kick things off old school –
Linsk Minyk – On the road again : https://youtu.be/gg3sRTeDigg?t=1m20s
http://66.media.tumblr.com/4e22800a33e26160a940b8830b31213e/tumblr_o6zjwnAghv1rhk71zo4_r1_400.gif
I joined a poker game at this bar.
I see no way this can end badly.
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Ciao, Bella
http://115.imagebam.com/download/2Zke4KrfqtSVBl7i3UVWdQ/49106/491052808/bella-thorne8-galore-mag.jpg.jpg
One more won’t kill me.
http://115.imagebam.com/download/9OHzOOtuRG_t4wDg_oPp4w/49106/491052782/bella-thorne2-galore-mag.jpg.jpg
Fans on the field!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvBkiXybUp8
Shit. I totally expected this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn2NVJLnN38
DROPPED
liek it’s hot??
http://66.media.tumblr.com/0fbeaa41a0d4039de87a5ba18e6a05f4/tumblr_o8vr4fInqy1s02vreo4_400.gif
When god designed the shar pei, I think he just took a dachshund and mushed together it as short as he could go
Trust, god didn’t design the shar pei. It took human fuck uppery to do that shit.
*me
That should have been a penalty.
That ref runs like he has to take a shit. I think he’s letting things go so he can use the crapper
http://67.media.tumblr.com/6bbe1f293f7d3c15b6ce93ed88adbac8/tumblr_o8yz5tL5gS1u17vtqo4_540.gif
Sometimes I forget that people can still sort of see me at my desk against the window with the blinds open horizontally – namely the dick on the phone across the street and five floors up.
Me to my wife 30 minutes ago: “That rain delay was so long, I bet you someone gave an impassioned speech and the Colombians will rally and beat Chile.”
I watch too many sports movies. . . .
Hola hot Colombian chick
You’re gonna want to see this video of Charlotte McKinney dancing. https://www.instagram.com/p/BGDzEkwrjHP/
http://116.imagebam.com/download/HOuz–xHSreMG_xJMpK1AA/49129/491289756/Screen%20Shot%202016-06-22%20at%209.03.08%20PM.png
and then that fat fuck walks out……
good stuff before that though.
HNNNGH! I like how the video is nice and long, kind of like my attention span
Instagram allowing minute-long videos was a godsend.
(Hopefully) last overheard at the bar:
So he finishes in the shot glass, offers it to her, she says no, and the old guy takes it down!
[No words]
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I can’t even be random enough for this conversation. Glad you are the one sitting there.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/638b75d152b8fb50a5331d83da273ff6/tumblr_o6j6f1UYld1qg2n7mo1_1280.jpg
…The fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bSZd1vM_A
Exactly.
Overheard at the bar continued:
They went for a couples handjob!
http://66.media.tumblr.com/832b1145e26948a3ceefc2646eeb5842/tumblr_nxpanqOHOK1qmwicro1_400.gif
Overheard at the bar, night two:
Let’s go to a rub and tug.
I think that’s a bad idea.
It’s $3!
Then it’s a REALLY BAD idea!!!
I imagine you get what you pay for.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/44692bc616669a1787115e5670dc5d19/tumblr_o7cylz9ow41rklcyfo1_540.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9a77e66e6fac89feecf3e48dc2d821c6/tumblr_njopwxZ0mP1sajg7no1_500.gif
So down two goals and one man, I imagine Colombia’s in trouble.
theoretically, better than 1 goal and 2 men down?
Depends on how much time’s left, but right now, 70th minute, I might take the extra man down in exchange for the goal.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/22145819b3c13a7029da8599c40f19d0/tumblr_o6syg8kCEM1rne7dso1_400.gif
That’s real MMA, ‘Murikan Martial Arts.
is that Trumps vice president?
This would be kinda sexy if it was the women’s South American Euros. Que lastima.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/40804b57643cadc1e4b69f7e9abdcbab/tumblr_o8w7rh5Y2h1qz5i2go1_1280.gif
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/af/afa19e56b4ed04c496a0d60c0fcec5191e9447ce30bea12e3449f55b58d3d09c.jpg
that sure ’nuff beats a pineapple under the sea, if you know what I mean…
I literally do not
Good answer. I kinda wanna hear him ‘splain this one meself.
Here ya go. Splanation.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/b47ad21c842cb56f207d4c5f1b3e7182/tumblr_o8y0rbVPYH1uhdzvao7_250.gif
It’s the “BOY HOWDY” vanity plate that completes the image.
LMFAO…I didn’t even see that before.
swamp el futbol de lesser WOO
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9ed79c2dc26cf126e9ed48f18e8c61ff/tumblr_o8vnegPIDe1rp0vkjo1_500.gif
Evening
http://www.tuxboard.com/photos/2016/06/LeBron-James-Kevin-Love-Celebration-NBA-2016-720×447.jpg
You sonuvabitch.
/he earned it
//still hate that guy
And evening to you as well sir. Tonight I will avoid speaking directly to your vagina.
Why?
Ummmm…..
The echo freaks me out?
/BOOM!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeG_A6m_zs
Thought this was worth a repost:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/donald-trump-hires-michele-bachmann-jerry-falwell-jr-article-1.2683361
Or not.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/21f5147246e8c28a62c0cea308f514bc/tumblr_o7tposPqU41qfbon7o1_1280.jpg
“Shadowland of the Deviates”
That’s fucking poetic.
Better than saying North Hollywood.
How has no one here run into Lucy at a Denver CLE or something?
I know what that’s from! The Great Outdoors, right?
Yep
http://67.media.tumblr.com/a502edcfa4b21d42e619cb3bfb1fef4d/tumblr_nsgyxvBqQg1s96utdo1_400.gif
That’s what you get for wasting booze and wearing a bow tie, asshole.
http://thumbs1.memecrunch.com/meme/2W70P/no-cash-butt/image.png
If she was in a bikini more often, maybe I’d start watching Agents of SHIELD of my own volition.
http://116.imagebam.com/download/LYg3zU-DSjprQvvP_RWMew/49129/491283278/ChloeBennet.gif
*were?
My grammar skills are escaping my brain to make room for nonsense about fee simples.
http://t12.deviantart.net/Hb32PaluVZilio-NRm57xVBMOz0=/300×200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre10/5712/th/pre/f/2010/152/a/6/needs_moar_football_by_idawggeh.png
Touchdown (mini and female) Seahawks?
So Russell Wilson used to be female and white?
Oh wait, I forgot…..he still is.
Aaannnnd….he’s also still 4’7″ ad 76 lbs.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/1f5d6d4ea29b59eb11636d8c3c7bb62e/tumblr_o5bznvO1yn1tdnytlo1_1280.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/3cf45c3028b7028213f91ca49ed6b00e/tumblr_n1f6f0m7HR1siydk1o1_400.gif
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http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/12/3/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7452-1339485684-5.gif
When The Levee Breaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5940778dc64c433bc1e014776f377769/tumblr_o6u41vlTjh1rpduwho1_500.gif
Ken Ham is the Underpants Gnomes of Christianity!
http://www.godofevolution.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ark-encounter-meme.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/e47b52336a37770515a51e09570448c7/tumblr_o8v69l8GiR1taq12wo1_250.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c046cdeb3b177166912ec200707ebcd2/tumblr_o8xgefmvvB1taq12wo1_250.gif
No WAY is Charles Harry’s father.
Didn’t Diana have a Scottish bodyguard who looks really similar to him?
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/ModernMechanix/7-1930/xlg_ten_ladies.jpg
http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i39/2/4/1/frabz-Podiatrist-started-to-build-an-ark-ran-out-of-money-and-ended-up-002e5f.jpg
PRESSING ANNOUNCEMENT!! I forgot that there is a Thursday AFL game!
That means that, if you haven’t PUT THE TIP IN, you should do it TONIGHT!!
I will endeavour to put the AFL Beat out tonight. I hope.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/607d5ea94489778ad60d038609754f99/tumblr_o36vx2NjsD1qaqx8xo1_500.gif
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My tip is in!
:giggity:
http://67.media.tumblr.com/315a114b08afb7b2677a57f8be52e538/tumblr_o0ahohifPJ1tj5c8po1_500.jpg
I disagree with Doc Zymm. I would not be surprised to see restrictions based on the no-fly list upheld because the list has and will survive because the Court will always defer to the government on national security. As a tangent to that, I could see the 4th Amendment being effectively neutered in my lifetime. The “unreasonable” element of searches is under such constant erosion that we’re a generation from “Papers, please” being totally legal at the federal level.
If God were just, he would get dick cancer.
So for him whole body cancer.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljb0neHaDg1qhb9t2o1_500.gif
Thunderstorms, eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jQXt-R50zQ
http://acmedia.objects.cdn.dream.io/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/modern-noahs-ark-Unlawful-Humor-FB.jpg
Noah’s Arc….ade?
http://www.sonic-cult.org/imagebin/s1-animating.gif
Knuckles has seen some shit.
My goodness, it would appear the site has a rather effective image blocker.
I swear to god that was a gif of brian murray in wayne’s world when i first saw it
Will Alexis’ mom have to bring orange slices again tomorrow??
Hey Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine so get in line (for my ark)
Fun fact, Toni Basil is now 72.
Wow, really?