Your “Is England Still In After The Vote” Sunday Euro Open Thread

Well, Saturday’s games were pretty dull, at least after the Swiss – Poland match. I was driving in the car, listening to the Portugal – Croatia match, and the BBC announcers were openly mocking the play, saying things like, “Well, if they’ve agreed to not play each other, why don’t they just shake hands and     just go straight to penalties?” Good thing it didn’t get to penalties – I don’t think the Beeb guys could’ve handled it.

Luckily, there are some better match ups today, so the day drinking should pay good dividends.

  • France – Ireland – 9:00
  • Germany – Slovakia – 12:00
  • Hungary – Belgium – 3:00

And, let’s not forget the Copa finale. Argentina – Chile from the Meadowlands this evening. It’s almost enough to help get though one more day until the start of NFL training camps in 29 days.

Hopefully, Monday brings another update from litre_cola. If all goes well, he might be Prime Minister of Great Britain by the time he returns.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Youtube has a video on how to make a giant caramel Kit Kat. Sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhv5XJfta_U

Unsurprised

Thus concludes my watching of TV (HBO). That was some serious shit.

Unsurprised

She could’ve made it slightly better.

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Unsurprised

Ahoy hoy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Never seen a pussy abuse a cock so overtly.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, there are a websites that……

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450

Won’t get that view in Pittsburgh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sometimes you futz around without changing the channel after the Copa Americana and that is how you end up with Pitbull on your TV.

Sill Bimmons

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laserguru

Hey Don T!

You’re Puerto Rican rum is sustaining me!

This shit is glorious!

Senor Weaselo

That looks painful.

Sill Bimmons

Comedy is tragedy that happens to someone else.

laserguru

It could have been worse.

Spanky Datass

“Fuck this off-road noise, I’m gonna get me some smooth asphalt miles. WHEEEEE!” — The Motorcycle

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Kevin Durant thinks Lionel Messi is cursed.

laserguru

Never more appropriate!

The Maestro

So I’m just checking in after both Game of Thrones and the Copa have wrapped up, and now I’m pretty much ready to shit a dick. Good god, I love television.

laserguru

That’s a good cat!

laserguru

I’m pretty sure a stage hand just threw that cat against the fire pole and hoped for the best.

And that kitty delivered.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Possibly a tuna pole….. so to speak.

Sill Bimmons

You might want to get that checked out.

JustStopDude

WOW!…What an ending…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Eugene Robinson, after getting a pre-Superbowl massage.

Sill Bimmons

AND GOERING’S ILLEGITIMATE GREAT GRANDSON BLOWS IT FOR THE ARGIES

King Hippo

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

shit, Bravo almost had it

King Hippo

Dunno why, but the Univision guy really no likey Chile

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

Sill Bimmons

oh wow

bourb0nblues

That’s not a good start!

Sill Bimmons

bad start

King Hippo

spikey haired guy, insufficient grit ,, smgdh

bourb0nblues

double up!

Sill Bimmons

I should have gone to see this.

Sill Bimmons

PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL

Doktor Zymm

Penal?

Sill Bimmons

YEP

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’ll take ‘things you never want to hear an oncologist say’ for four hundred, Alex.”

Sill Bimmons

PENAL

King Hippo

pens it shall be

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When I see these guys jostling each other and trying to act tough, it makes me really wish that Roughned Odor played soccer.

Sill Bimmons

LeBron could probably get inside position on moast of these guys lol

JustStopDude

Its utterly amazing to me what FIFA allows players to get away with when it comes to the officials.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like rugby’s policy that ONLY the captain can talk to the official.

Sill Bimmons

Even that isn’t as ironclad as it once was.

The GLORREEEE BOYS are #winning.

King Hippo

Unlike some other matches that go to shootouts, these fuckers are actually RUNNING, and running like mad. I can’t imagine how exhausted they will be at 120′

bourb0nblues

Barf territory

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JustStopDude

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jesus. Fucking nightmare fuel.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen this much exaggerated flopping since the swimming pool scene in Showgirls.

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JustStopDude

I seriously forgot how over the top and stupid that scene was…

http://media.tumblr.com/a398f83ad2fe8c93200bc8f46e7e44e9/tumblr_inline_mt9eyyuHEl1r6ivan.gif

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King Hippo

I wonder if I will speak Spanish by osmosis after this.

Sill Bimmons

I HAVEN’T SEEN THINGS THIS TENSE BETWEEN ARGENTINA AND CHILE SINCE THE PACTOS DE MAYO ARMS RACE

King Hippo

aw, c’mon now you just makin’ history up ,, smgdh

tundrajim

There was an equal amount of flopping in that as well.

King Hippo

fuck a duck, this is a quality Lesser Footy match

JustStopDude

Dear god the level of flopping in this game just goes to show how far behind the US is in soccer…