Nice work by Wakezilla catching you up to speed on why your fellow Canuckistanians have today off. Brought a tear to mee eye.
There’s very little NFL news today, most likely due to the holiday on both sides of the weekend. So, to compensate, here are today’s NHL free agent signings of note: (as of 5:30 EDT)
- Milan Lucic – to Edmonton – 7 years/$42 million
- Andrew Ladd – to NYI – 7 years/$38.5 million
- Frans Nielsen – to Detroit – 6 years/$31.5 million
- Loui Eriksson – to Vancouver – 6 years/$36 million
- David Backes – vto Boston – 5 years/$30 million
- Kyle Okposo – to Buffalo – 7 years/$42 million
- Troy Brouwer – to Calgary – 4 years/$18 million
- Eric Staal – to Minnesota – 3 years/$10.5 million
- Alexander Radulov – to Montreal – 1 year/$5.75 million
- James Reimer- to Florida – 5 years/$17 million
- Mikkel Boedker – to San Jose – 4 years/$16 million
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL: doubleheader action!
- BC @ Hamilton – 7:00 – TSN
- Winnipeg @ Calgary – 10:00 – TSN/ESPN2
- USA: Olympic Qualifying (all on NBC)
- Swimming – 8:00
- Track & Field – 9:00
I’m spending most of the weekend surrounded by alcohol, so that’s positive. So, whether today or Monday is your holiday, ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM!
Not to sound like a shill but the Fandango Now service is giving away a free digital copy of Stripes this weekend. If any of you have an Ultraviolet digital library it will link up and I’m fairly sure you don’t need to give them a credit card number. Just fyi.
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Where are the goddamn Winnebegos?
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I had some drunk girl show me her kitty while selling her a beer. I told her that I hoped “that isn’t your change purse.”
I took her money, and then watched her get tossed five minutes later.
It’s probably a sting.
Tossed…”out” or “salad”?
That’s a valid question.
“Out” first, then “cookies” in the parking lot.
I’m actually sorry I asked.
That’s a visual that may require therapy to get rid of.
At least you didn’t have to look at it.
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Avert thine eyes, ye lowly peasants. Her beauty was not created for you to behold. Look away.
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Is that a young and nubile Dr. Joyce Brothers on the right?
God I hope so.
It took her years of illegal prescription drugs to suppress her lesbian desires; it honed her mad hypocrite skills.
Evening. I had 9 hours of rehearsals and shit today, so go me.
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Some Scots are good, others are great:
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And isn’t that really the best way to gauge?
Hey, I just thought of a new job for myself.
Dear Revlon……
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This was a terrible movie which I highly recommend due to Amanda as a ginger in short skirts. Seriously, for a terrible movie it’s really great. Olivia Wilde is in it for a while until she runs out of time…LMAO. Sorry, if you haven’t seen it that makes no sense….
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Has Tom Skerrit ever had a role where he wasn’t awesome?
I do wish he had shot both Maverick and Ripley in the face early on, but otherwise yes, your point is valid…..http://media.tumblr.com/a83a80c76dfc57eac8e35875f92644b4/tumblr_inline_mqej1xXFcm1qz4rgp.gif
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Dance party?
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Nice tits.
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Wrong gig, but it worked out.
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Happy Canada day, Buddies!
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Thats fuckin awful.
You know how I know that Sally isn’t a good listener?
Sally had a long time to contemplate being an asshole prankster while her broken jaw healed.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets their jaw wired shut.
“mmmmmmhmmmmmm, hummmmmm.”
To be fair, that’s the same sound….
Yeah, never mind.
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Elvis Presley – So Close Yet So Far (From Paradise)
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OK, humor not for everyone; but I laughed.
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I can’t look at these sexy gifs and shit anymore. It’s getting depressing.
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Anita Ekberg / publicity photo for Terence Young’s Zarak (1956)
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She seems friendly.
I like how she seems willing to plan ahead.
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@ALXMAC
Sorry about that. I didn’t realize it. The image host the files I tend to find and the one I use (which is really embarrassing that I never noticed) seems to have a download script. I need to fix that.
I’m not mad or anything but why did you retire the space monkey? I feel like I don’t even know you anymore….
I’ve found that Louis CK is rarely wrong, sooooo…..
Defending Your Life is finally on Netflix. If you’ve never seen it, you really ought to.
Fucking great movie.
No mention of a team from the South signing Hamhuis to a decent contract (2 years – 7.5 mil)?
Dallas Stars Sign Defenseman Dan Hamhuis
http://www.defendingbigd.com/2016/7/1/12082910/2016-nhl-free-agency-dallas-stars-sign-defenseman-dan-hamhuis-trade-rumors
It’s a decent contract, b/c it leaves him exposed to the LV team expansion draft next year.
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You have my attention
Wow. This is such a pre-9/11 movie.
I liked the part where the guy got cut in half by the cable.
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Die Hard With A Vengeance is on AMC.
J-Turn in a motherfucking dump truck. The McClane Way.
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Underrated movie.
Chazz: Hey…Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here?
Nancy: Yes.
Chazz: Well, you’ve officially given me a boner.
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Kids In The Hall – That’s America
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Shhhhhh, the movie is about to start
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Do you have dark glasses?
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Ann-Margaret. 1966
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I kind of want to colorize that one…I’ll have to see if I can find a yuuuge pic.
That is the best one I could find; I don’t recall seeing it before. Dancer’s body.
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Drugs are good, m’kay? You should always do druuuugs.
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Hey brother – some of the images you post (including this one) might be NSFW.
I don’t mean that I don’t like them, or even that they are too sexy for DFO or work. It’s just when I right-click to “Open image in new tab”, it automatically downloads that image to my CPU.
It’s happened a few times with images you’ve posted (and of course it could be my fault – I watch A LOT of porn online), but are you using Chinese Google or something similar?
P.S. – What happened to the Space Monkey?
FUCK YO COUCH!
/please
Evening. In honor of Canada Day (not really), the ladyfriend and I are off to see Top Gun at a makeshift drive in theater. She’s never seen it before, so this should be an adventure.
if she doesn’t crack up laughing at Tom Cruise spiking a volleyball, she should walk home. Although maybe it’ll get her going, in which case godspeed.
Tell her Goose is your favorite character, then let go with the waterworks when he dies. Then pick a new favorite and spend the rest of the movie saying, “Gosh, I hope he doesn’t die, too!”
It’ll be fun!
Black guy. Pick the black guy.
That is a DAMN GOOD IDEA!
you’re worried she’s not ready for soft gay porn at this stage of the relationship?
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Fuck the European empires for the waste of lives that began 100 years ago today. All war is pointless, but WW1 was revelry in the grotesque by monsters
My grandfather was in that. He got to drive a truck that carried the bodies back from the lines. It was something he understandably never talked about.
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