Your “149 & Feelin’ Fine” Canada Day Evening Open Thread

Nice work by Wakezilla catching you up to speed on why your fellow Canuckistanians have today off. Brought a tear to mee eye.

There’s very little NFL news today, most likely due to the holiday on both sides of the weekend. So, to compensate, here are today’s NHL free agent signings of note: (as of 5:30 EDT)

  • Milan Lucic – to Edmonton – 7 years/$42 million
  • Andrew Ladd – to NYI – 7 years/$38.5 million
  • Frans Nielsen – to Detroit – 6 years/$31.5 million
  • Loui Eriksson – to Vancouver – 6 years/$36 million
  • David Backes – vto Boston – 5 years/$30 million
  • Kyle Okposo – to Buffalo – 7 years/$42 million
  • Troy Brouwer – to Calgary – 4 years/$18 million
  • Eric Staal – to Minnesota – 3 years/$10.5 million
  • Alexander Radulov – to Montreal – 1 year/$5.75 million
  • James Reimer- to Florida – 5 years/$17 million
  • Mikkel Boedker – to San Jose – 4 years/$16 million

Tonight’s sports:

  • CFL: doubleheader action!
    • BC @ Hamilton – 7:00 – TSN
    • Winnipeg @ Calgary – 10:00 – TSN/ESPN2
  • USA: Olympic Qualifying (all on NBC)
    • Swimming – 8:00
    • Track & Field – 9:00

I’m spending most of the weekend surrounded by alcohol, so that’s positive. So, whether today or Monday is your holiday, ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Porky Prime

Not to sound like a shill but the Fandango Now service is giving away a free digital copy of Stripes this weekend. If any of you have an Ultraviolet digital library it will link up and I’m fairly sure you don’t need to give them a credit card number. Just fyi.

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laserguru

Where are the goddamn Winnebegos?

laserguru

It’s probably a sting.

Porky Prime

Tossed…”out” or “salad”?

laserguru

That’s a valid question.

laserguru

I’m actually sorry I asked.

That’s a visual that may require therapy to get rid of.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Avert thine eyes, ye lowly peasants. Her beauty was not created for you to behold. Look away.
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Porky Prime

Is that a young and nubile Dr. Joyce Brothers on the right?

laserguru

God I hope so.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It took her years of illegal prescription drugs to suppress her lesbian desires; it honed her mad hypocrite skills.

Senor Weaselo

Evening. I had 9 hours of rehearsals and shit today, so go me.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And isn’t that really the best way to gauge?
Hey, I just thought of a new job for myself.
Dear Revlon……

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theeWeeBabySeamus

This was a terrible movie which I highly recommend due to Amanda as a ginger in short skirts. Seriously, for a terrible movie it’s really great. Olivia Wilde is in it for a while until she runs out of time…LMAO. Sorry, if you haven’t seen it that makes no sense….
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Has Tom Skerrit ever had a role where he wasn’t awesome?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I do wish he had shot both Maverick and Ripley in the face early on, but otherwise yes, your point is valid…..http://media.tumblr.com/a83a80c76dfc57eac8e35875f92644b4/tumblr_inline_mqej1xXFcm1qz4rgp.gif

Brick Meathook

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ALXMAC

Thats fuckin awful.

You know how I know that Sally isn’t a good listener?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sally had a long time to contemplate being an asshole prankster while her broken jaw healed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s all fun and games until someone gets their jaw wired shut.

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“mmmmmmhmmmmmm, hummmmmm.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

To be fair, that’s the same sound….
Yeah, never mind.

ALXMAC

Elvis Presley – So Close Yet So Far (From Paradise)

https://youtu.be/Sg9k4MJkxgI

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Unsurprised

I can’t look at these sexy gifs and shit anymore. It’s getting depressing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Anita Ekberg / publicity photo for Terence Young’s Zarak (1956)

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Unsurprised

She seems friendly.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I like how she seems willing to plan ahead.

Unsurprised

Sorry about that. I didn’t realize it. The image host the files I tend to find and the one I use (which is really embarrassing that I never noticed) seems to have a download script. I need to fix that.

ALXMAC

I’m not mad or anything but why did you retire the space monkey? I feel like I don’t even know you anymore….

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve found that Louis CK is rarely wrong, sooooo…..
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Unsurprised

Defending Your Life is finally on Netflix. If you’ve never seen it, you really ought to.

ALXMAC

No mention of a team from the South signing Hamhuis to a decent contract (2 years – 7.5 mil)?

Dallas Stars Sign Defenseman Dan Hamhuis

http://www.defendingbigd.com/2016/7/1/12082910/2016-nhl-free-agency-dallas-stars-sign-defenseman-dan-hamhuis-trade-rumors

ALXMAC

It’s a decent contract, b/c it leaves him exposed to the LV team expansion draft next year.

Porky Prime

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Unsurprised

You have my attention

Unsurprised

Wow. This is such a pre-9/11 movie.

Unsurprised

I liked the part where the guy got cut in half by the cable.

Unsurprised

Die Hard With A Vengeance is on AMC.

Unsurprised

J-Turn in a motherfucking dump truck. The McClane Way.

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Porky Prime

Underrated movie.

Chazz: Hey…Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here?
Nancy: Yes.
Chazz: Well, you’ve officially given me a boner.

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ALXMAC

Kids In The Hall – That’s America

https://youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shhhhhh, the movie is about to start

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I kind of want to colorize that one…I’ll have to see if I can find a yuuuge pic.

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That is the best one I could find; I don’t recall seeing it before. Dancer’s body.

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King Hippo

Drugs are good, m’kay? You should always do druuuugs.

ALXMAC

Hey brother – some of the images you post (including this one) might be NSFW.

I don’t mean that I don’t like them, or even that they are too sexy for DFO or work. It’s just when I right-click to “Open image in new tab”, it automatically downloads that image to my CPU.

It’s happened a few times with images you’ve posted (and of course it could be my fault – I watch A LOT of porn online), but are you using Chinese Google or something similar?

P.S. – What happened to the Space Monkey?

Porky Prime

FUCK YO COUCH!

/please

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening. In honor of Canada Day (not really), the ladyfriend and I are off to see Top Gun at a makeshift drive in theater. She’s never seen it before, so this should be an adventure.

Unsurprised

if she doesn’t crack up laughing at Tom Cruise spiking a volleyball, she should walk home. Although maybe it’ll get her going, in which case godspeed.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Tell her Goose is your favorite character, then let go with the waterworks when he dies. Then pick a new favorite and spend the rest of the movie saying, “Gosh, I hope he doesn’t die, too!”

It’ll be fun!

Unsurprised

Black guy. Pick the black guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is a DAMN GOOD IDEA!

King Hippo

you’re worried she’s not ready for soft gay porn at this stage of the relationship?

Unsurprised

Fuck the European empires for the waste of lives that began 100 years ago today. All war is pointless, but WW1 was revelry in the grotesque by monsters

Beastmode Ate My Baby

My grandfather was in that. He got to drive a truck that carried the bodies back from the lines. It was something he understandably never talked about.