Your “Happy BC Day” Monday Open Thread

Brief NFL notes:

  • Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year.
  • Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of Chargers camp.
  • Tom Brady has reached out to Wes Welker & Randy Moss to be his workout buddies during his four-week vacation.
  • Ochocinco was a Browns assistant coach? Well, not anymore.
  • Today’s Cowboys controversy: Is Tony Romo fat?
    • The gold medal quote comes from the photographer, who said it was a “poor job of photography that gave the impression that Romo took on Jared Lorenzen as a fitness advisor”.

It’s a three-day weekend in BC. Saturday night had the final night of the “Symphony of Fire” fireworks show

Sunday was the annual Pride Parade

Fun fact: my church protested at the first one – I was there! This year, the Prime Minister, who is my age, also marched:

It’s nice to see society evolve.

Monday is the actual BC Day. A holiday known for its heritage and tradition, the date reaches all the way back to our beautiful province’s founding a scant 42 years.

From the “Peace Arch News“:

Monday is B.C. Day – in a province that was last in Canada to get a long weekend in August. That changed when then-Surrey MLA Ernie Hall introduced a bill to establish the holiday.

Hall, of the ruling NDP party, said the holiday would honour B.C.’s pioneers, while others – reflecting the partisan atmosphere of the day – said the day would grant citizens freedom from socialists and give people a chance to just lighten up.

“We feel that British Columbia, like every other province, could benefit and should have a holiday around Aug. 1. We feel that the holiday should be dedicated to the pioneers who built the colony of British Columbia into the great province it is today,” Hall said in the house, according to legislative records.

Political rival Don Phillips chimed in to say he supported the bill, but it didn’t go far enough.

“There should be another section in this bill which, on this day, would give all British Columbians the freedom they had before the socialists moved in in September of 1972,” said Phillips, a Social Credit MLA.

Other MLAs said the day would allow British Columbians to celebrate the history of the province when the weather is best and to give “very serious people” a chance to enjoy a holiday.

At the end of debate, Hall concluded there was overwhelming support for a new holiday – and the bill received royal assent June 5, 1974.

Therefore, by the power granted to me from the Province of British Columbia, I am day drinking. Provincial beers though; have to be in keeping with the day. Today’s choice: Okanagan Spring Brewing’s 1516.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB: Yankees @ Mets – 7:00 (ESPN)
  • Club Friendly Soccer: Liverpool vs Roma – from St. Louis – 8:00 (ESPN2)

Your regular many-sites cited NFL news roundup will return tomorrow. Join me as we work our way to the Hall of Fame game, as the inevitable tediuosness of Brett Favre hagiography reaches its climax on Saturday, with a tearful speech from Mooch at the NFL Network Total Access desk. The game itself will involve Aaron Rodgers playing one snap, and Eddy Lacy getting his body examined as if he were a Playboy centerfold.

Enjoy your evening.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

“504 Gateway Time-out” is going to be the name of my new band, and it’s eponymous debut album.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hey Brick! If you can make it out, I’m meeting BFC at El Segundo Brewing Co at 6PM. Come out and say hi!

Brick Meathook

Wow, thanks for the invite! I didn’t get off work until 11 PM (those Kia commercials don’t make themselves) and didn’t see this until midnight. Hopefully next time!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy shit. Pacific time is fucking weird.

Brick Meathook

Hawaiian Time is even weirder. Monday Night Football would come on at two in the afternoon.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Did you ever have that moment when you KNEW you’d fucked shit up, but you weren’t sure how badly yet?
Yeah, let’s say it’s pretty fucking bad, shall we?
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Brick Meathook

YEAH BUT MAN WHAT A COOL EXPLOSION

theeWeeBabySeamus

Balls…..please don’t assume I’m the huge dick I appear to be.
I mean….yeah, I probably am.
But maybe not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Don T

Well, good nite and Happy B.C. Day.

BTW, great to see that B.C. is still mad edgy.
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Brick Meathook

Italian mail-order rifles are for amateurs. Or ex-Marines I dunno.

Unsurprised

At least I had an excuse to get out of the house.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Here kitty, kitty.

Brick Meathook

I guess she’s OK but goddam Cheetahs are cool animals.

Don T

“We’ll know it was your idea first. Reddit remembers”
Truer words were never present.

Unsurprised

King of the Dorks

Don T
theeWeeBabySeamus

Bastard

ballsofsteelandfury

Yay! We’re back!

Brick Meathook

Sometime last night I could no longer log-in from my iPad, which is my preferred device. I could log-in just fine from my desktop. I restarted and updated and did everything on the iPad (I do computer VFX in Hollywood so I very well know the drill). Something very strange technically happened to this site at around 9:00 PM last night.

I blame Uproxx.

Spanky Datass

Blaming SUXROXXX is always the best conclusion.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Hey foks, sorry for the rough loading times tonight – server maintenance is kicking our ass.

Sharkbait

Next thing you know Ray Rice is going to be dragging the WP servers out of an elevator

Unsurprised

Janay Rice will apologize for her role in the server downtime any moment.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How dare you impede our dick joke access in the season of need?

/was unaware the servers were down
//is drunk
///drinks another beer

theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450
Brocky

Lets find out who’s trypophobic!

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Spanky Datass

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy Moly Guacamole!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Avocado love. I’ve heard it’s a real thing.

Brick Meathook

Bless her heart…

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s just way wrong.
But still funny.

Sharkbait

Finally home. No idea if the card got fixed or not. But I have bourbles now. Everything is alright.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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ballsofsteelandfury

The story of my love life…

Unsurprised

Just keep her away from the pets and firearms

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t have either, so I’m good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Mine:

JerBear50

Bottle Rockets- Nancy Sinatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCGoFfJwTHg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck you, Gringos.
/is a total Gringo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAhTt60W7qo

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh Hai!!!!!

herodotus450
herodotus450
theeWeeBabySeamus

She could misspell CAT.
Totes OK with it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have NEVAR denied this.

theeWeeBabySeamus
herodotus450
Unsurprised

I thought it was going to be this:
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Unsurprised

How is it there are so many fucking idiot lawyers on Twitter and why have they not all been disbarred and fired into the motherfucking sun?

And I’m still trying to get licensed!? Why? To consider myself among these fucking mental giants and the entire worthless fucking profession of bootlicking enablers of greed, corruption, and misery. What the holy fuck, man?

theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s always the money.
And the hot paralegals.

Unsurprised

I don’t even get messaged by Tinder spambots

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think Chuck was really the first modern superhero show, that way too many of them emulate now. Cool story arc that lasts for awhile that ends really satisfyingly while bringing together a group of people that have distinct voices on how problems should be solved. After that happens just start selling out characters in stupid ways that make no sense to the first few seasons and all the 5-10-15 years off backstory that originally came with it and were pushed hard in the first seasons to let you know the characters, instead of writing good new stories. Also more than one has hired Brandon Routh, who I have said for years has the acting style of a plank of wood with an attractive face taped onto it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You bastard.
/searching porn now

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oh, that’s amazing!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Best use of a wall in EVAR!!!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

One of the few Christina Aguilera vids which doesn’t make me nauseous….bcuz she doesn’t look smelly and sticky. Mostly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn it! Sorry.

ballsofsteelandfury

Those are pasties. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

You are way too sensitive. I think that is safe for posting.

Then again, I’m the idiot that spawned the octopus craze, so what do I know?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Idiot?

TRY FUCKING GENIUS, PAL!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Boob and vajayjay iz OK.
Just no anal penetration.
-DTZM
(allegedly)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“HALF HIDDEN CARTOON NIPPLES ARE STILL NIPPLES!”

-Zebulon M. Pike

Unsurprised

— Mark Zuckerberg