Brief NFL notes:
- Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year.
- Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of Chargers camp.
- Tom Brady has reached out to Wes Welker & Randy Moss to be his workout buddies during his four-week vacation.
- Ochocinco was a Browns assistant coach? Well, not anymore.
- Today’s Cowboys controversy: Is Tony Romo fat?
- The gold medal quote comes from the photographer, who said it was a “poor job of photography that gave the impression that Romo took on Jared Lorenzen as a fitness advisor”.
It’s a three-day weekend in BC. Saturday night had the final night of the “Symphony of Fire” fireworks show
Sunday was the annual Pride Parade
Fun fact: my church protested at the first one – I was there! This year, the Prime Minister, who is my age, also marched:
It’s nice to see society evolve.
Monday is the actual BC Day. A holiday known for its heritage and tradition, the date reaches all the way back to our beautiful province’s founding a scant 42 years.
From the “Peace Arch News“:
Monday is B.C. Day – in a province that was last in Canada to get a long weekend in August. That changed when then-Surrey MLA Ernie Hall introduced a bill to establish the holiday.
Hall, of the ruling NDP party, said the holiday would honour B.C.’s pioneers, while others – reflecting the partisan atmosphere of the day – said the day would grant citizens freedom from socialists and give people a chance to just lighten up.
“We feel that British Columbia, like every other province, could benefit and should have a holiday around Aug. 1. We feel that the holiday should be dedicated to the pioneers who built the colony of British Columbia into the great province it is today,” Hall said in the house, according to legislative records.
Political rival Don Phillips chimed in to say he supported the bill, but it didn’t go far enough.
“There should be another section in this bill which, on this day, would give all British Columbians the freedom they had before the socialists moved in in September of 1972,” said Phillips, a Social Credit MLA.
Other MLAs said the day would allow British Columbians to celebrate the history of the province when the weather is best and to give “very serious people” a chance to enjoy a holiday.
At the end of debate, Hall concluded there was overwhelming support for a new holiday – and the bill received royal assent June 5, 1974.
Therefore, by the power granted to me from the Province of British Columbia, I am day drinking. Provincial beers though; have to be in keeping with the day. Today’s choice: Okanagan Spring Brewing’s 1516.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB: Yankees @ Mets – 7:00 (ESPN)
- Club Friendly Soccer: Liverpool vs Roma – from St. Louis – 8:00 (ESPN2)
Your regular many-sites cited NFL news roundup will return tomorrow. Join me as we work our way to the Hall of Fame game, as the inevitable tediuosness of Brett Favre hagiography reaches its climax on Saturday, with a tearful speech from Mooch at the NFL Network Total Access desk. The game itself will involve Aaron Rodgers playing one snap, and Eddy Lacy getting his body examined as if he were a Playboy centerfold.
Enjoy your evening.
“504 Gateway Time-out” is going to be the name of my new band, and it’s eponymous debut album.
Hey Brick! If you can make it out, I’m meeting BFC at El Segundo Brewing Co at 6PM. Come out and say hi!
Wow, thanks for the invite! I didn’t get off work until 11 PM (those Kia commercials don’t make themselves) and didn’t see this until midnight. Hopefully next time!
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/1687728a4c1849aba3b42637d784c73315a229df7d3d7a399e803b05a92ae767_1.gif
Holy shit. Pacific time is fucking weird.
Hawaiian Time is even weirder. Monday Night Football would come on at two in the afternoon.
Did you ever have that moment when you KNEW you’d fucked shit up, but you weren’t sure how badly yet?
Yeah, let’s say it’s pretty fucking bad, shall we?
http://bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/nuclear-atom-bomg-explosion-animated-gif-5.gif
YEAH BUT MAN WHAT A COOL EXPLOSION
Capt. Ufford would approve.
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Balls…..please don’t assume I’m the huge dick I appear to be.
I mean….yeah, I probably am.
But maybe not.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/f67f29a8c65e77629e5d210c3a52146f/tumblr_oab3l4WrCF1qzeqqeo1_1280.png
Wrong image, but somehow it will work out.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/655e78f46fdda63bb2c52aaacc2ada0d/tumblr_o3iek8b0fX1tq0to5o1_500.jpg
Well, good nite and Happy B.C. Day.
BTW, great to see that B.C. is still mad edgy.
Mad edgy.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/13032655053dfa5bf19fbab0167acf43/tumblr_oawg0gQUW41suazg9o1_1280.jpg
Italian mail-order rifles are for amateurs. Or ex-Marines I dunno.
At least I had an excuse to get out of the house.
http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/13002/shakira.png?w=600
Here kitty, kitty.
I guess she’s OK but goddam Cheetahs are cool animals.
Riohazard
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4vq7rj/due_to_all_the_health_hazards_surrounding_the_rio/
“We’ll know it was your idea first. Reddit remembers”
Truer words were never present.
King of the Dorks
Psst… Seamus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5BzkbSq7pww
Bastard
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z296/minstrel_blue/Dancing/shakira_1.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/2bb2daf7dcdfaed0c778e9b700085128/tumblr_mz1xja864x1r34pqeo1_500.jpg
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Yay! We’re back!
Sometime last night I could no longer log-in from my iPad, which is my preferred device. I could log-in just fine from my desktop. I restarted and updated and did everything on the iPad (I do computer VFX in Hollywood so I very well know the drill). Something very strange technically happened to this site at around 9:00 PM last night.
I blame Uproxx.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/d9545bdde355fbcac69a7aacd3bb3035/tumblr_ngwykqjDcp1rj28rmo1_1280.jpg
Blaming SUXROXXX is always the best conclusion.
http://a3.files.maxim.com/image/upload/MTM5NDU0MDc1ODkxNjg4NjEx.gif
Hey foks, sorry for the rough loading times tonight – server maintenance is kicking our ass.
Next thing you know Ray Rice is going to be dragging the WP servers out of an elevator
Janay Rice will apologize for her role in the server downtime any moment.
How dare you impede our dick joke access in the season of need?
/was unaware the servers were down
//is drunk
///drinks another beer
http://i.imgur.com/slfSah7.gif
Lets find out who’s trypophobic!
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3VS195-VIX4/UCLCmJ3lyuI/AAAAAAAACUI/C00QS913_rE/w1200-h630-p-nu/tina-fey.jpg
Holy Moly Guacamole!
Avocado love. I’ve heard it’s a real thing.
Bless her heart…
http://65.media.tumblr.com/1a1312b99596a7ba61678c909ec7b87e/tumblr_oaob7sGYEM1sj7xhgo1_1280.jpg
That’s just way wrong.
But still funny.
Finally home. No idea if the card got fixed or not. But I have bourbles now. Everything is alright.
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http://66.media.tumblr.com/cc6b0d52e917f62710553d41807f869a/tumblr_n5slutvhv81smuyxxo1_500.gif
The story of my love life…
Just keep her away from the pets and firearms
Don’t have either, so I’m good.
Here’s mine.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a16143edf31c68f75f02c6fd73597d82/tumblr_n6gfnh8aHW1rt5fq2o1_500.gif
Mine:
http://snc-cdn16.appspot.com/blog/2015/11/Boots-Trade-Ad-1966.jpg
Bottle Rockets- Nancy Sinatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCGoFfJwTHg
Fuck you, Gringos.
/is a total Gringo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAhTt60W7qo
Wood.
Racket.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/31b98625d1d7a129e2008178f8ee5f1c/tumblr_oac2fpUVX01uqjg4so1_500.jpg
Wood.
Oliver
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21600000/Oliver-Wood-3-oliver-wood-21616089-384-225.gif
http://media2.fdncms.com/charleston/imager/lera-lynn-w-zach-tilley/u/zoom/4018907/leralynn1.jpg
Oh Hai!!!!!
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aQPLjgz_700b.jpg
She mis-spelled “Perd(vert)”
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u_LOvQRrChY/UCFPD3fx4iI/AAAAAAAACNg/Hm9fNujf3QQ/s320/Veronica-Belmont.gif
She could misspell CAT.
Totes OK with it.
I have NEVAR denied this.
Ran into one of my former students while selling beer at the ball park yesterday. He’s now a sessional economics professor at UBC, and a tenured prof at Langara College. I refused to call him “Doctor”..
So, that’s positive reinforcement for what I do. Yay me! (And, of course, him.)
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Spanish? Mi Comprende.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM
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http://66.media.tumblr.com/2e6343470f3b5ee0e265d8fadf7b82eb/tumblr_mw9sxuj8xn1rqlmkso1_1280.jpg
Marlins Man anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qK1ga44ZxI
I thought it was going to be this:
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How is it there are so many fucking idiot lawyers on Twitter and why have they not all been disbarred and fired into the motherfucking sun?
And I’m still trying to get licensed!? Why? To consider myself among these fucking mental giants and the entire worthless fucking profession of bootlicking enablers of greed, corruption, and misery. What the holy fuck, man?
There’s always the money.
And the hot paralegals.
I don’t even get messaged by Tinder spambots
Zeka deep.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0dcb0a5c5d8915d6f46af8fd3889364f/tumblr_oa5n0h4SGm1qzeqqeo1_1280.png
I think Chuck was really the first modern superhero show, that way too many of them emulate now. Cool story arc that lasts for awhile that ends really satisfyingly while bringing together a group of people that have distinct voices on how problems should be solved. After that happens just start selling out characters in stupid ways that make no sense to the first few seasons and all the 5-10-15 years off backstory that originally came with it and were pushed hard in the first seasons to let you know the characters, instead of writing good new stories. Also more than one has hired Brandon Routh, who I have said for years has the acting style of a plank of wood with an attractive face taped onto it.
http://chucksarahmedia.com/gallery/albums/Chuck/Yvonne%20Strahovski/Photoshoot/Esquire/normal_yvonneesquirephotoshoot5.jpg
You bastard.
/searching porn now
NSFW
https://gfycat.com/AdmirableDifferentDwarfmongoose
NSFW gifs http://imgur.com/a/IVf1U
Oh, that’s amazing!
Best use of a wall in EVAR!!!!!!
And the mp4
http://www.thetechadmin.com/yvonnestrahovski.mp4
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One of the few Christina Aguilera vids which doesn’t make me nauseous….bcuz she doesn’t look smelly and sticky. Mostly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0
Counterpoint…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8
http://66.media.tumblr.com/8b3c9bc12723ccf8ceae2a7e72fc8896/tumblr_oa5vd6BFLE1v0ra9yo1_1280.jpg
Damn it! Sorry.
Those are pasties. Nothing to see here. Move along.
h
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You are way too sensitive. I think that is safe for posting.
Then again, I’m the idiot that spawned the octopus craze, so what do I know?
Idiot?
TRY FUCKING GENIUS, PAL!!
Boob and vajayjay iz OK.
Just no anal penetration.
-DTZM
(allegedly)
“HALF HIDDEN CARTOON NIPPLES ARE STILL NIPPLES!”
-Zebulon M. Pike
— Mark Zuckerberg