ELI MANNING: Hi everybody! It’s me, Eli. I’m sorry I haven’t written before now. Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words! Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said “[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just learn your [pretty bad word] playbook, you [series of VERY bad words]”. So I did. But it’s Friday, so it’s time to relax a bit and listen to some music. Since coach Sullivan used such “colorful” – ha ha! – language, I thought we could use that as a theme for this week’s request line. So pick out your favorite…
—[door flies open]—
ODELL BECKHAM JR.: AWWWW YEAH! ICE T IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! [cranks up volume, presses play and runs off nodding his head]
ELI MANNING: [comes out from behind the radiator, where he was hiding and covering his ears] Oh man…Mom’s gonna be so mad.
BTW, don’t think it hasn’t occurred to me that I could technically…TECHNICALLY…post up every Green Day song ever recorded and be fully within the rules
I also realize RTD would show up at my door and stab me.
Kostars – Red Umbrella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zbn4zUX7lI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zDkMfhSteE
Goodie Mob – Black Ice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIDKZSF6y8k
X – White Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emY12SGdrIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CoGDjtBtVE
My paint store tells me ‘pearl’ is a colour so here is 54-40 with Ocean Pearl…
https://youtu.be/lkh4qdxLFH0
Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgMEPk6fvpg
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Gold Lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMMkP_ofpXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRW-qrEHZjE
Treble Charger-Red
https://youtu.be/gjST_3hJnbM
Silversun Pickups – Lazy Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYd57rkvnpQ
Gold on the Ceiling – Black Keys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdTbE9LAtY
Johnny Cash – Fulsom Prison Blues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZPToXstS8M
Rush – Red Barchetta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U
I hate myself so much right now.
That’s my biggest oversight yet.
I hate me so hard right now.
Just so long as you’re hard.
Blue Monday – New Order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSGWsmR4ipM
Grateful Dead – Scarlet Begonias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj_kK1j3CV0
Dammit, got here late.
Steely Dan – Black Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0QhaBW73Sk
DOUBLE SHOT
Steely Dan – Deacon Blues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yykSHeVXD8I
TRIPLE SHOT (kinda)
Donald Fagen – Green Flower Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANA5MGMKyBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIYSLr6AKiQ
King Crimson-Red
https://youtu.be/GFQbQGCnOR0
Man in Black – Johnny Cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8_vZXo8oY
Willie Nelson – Red Headed Stranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuyzrqEA2DQ
Double shot from the same album– Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA644rSZX1A
Orange Sky – Alexi Murdoch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak7afgLM5fM
Billie Holiday-Lady Sings The Blues
https://youtu.be/ulGwHzrKOAU
Green Jelly -Chewbacca (This link claims it was made by some band named Supernova, I have only known it as a Green Jelly song for 20 years so I am sticking with that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQMpBb1gps
Alumni Blues – Phish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4PXMYFsPVE
DOUBLE SHOT
Big black Furry Creature from Mars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jStpzbdAhz4
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Part 1) – The Flaming Lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8
Red Death at 6:14 – The White Stripes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_sIPgpz0I
Green Cell Gray – Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
/holy 90’s, Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxVMfBfQDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6n7dvlAzVM
Anything by Living Colour should qualify but “Solace of You” is a gorgeous tune..
https://youtu.be/vIUke0CCvDs
Continuing my streak of playing fast ans loose with the rules of the theme
Whitest Kids You Know – Sex Robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRVi53T1BZE
Has this really not been done –
Prince – Little Red Corvette
https://youtu.be/Xlikul55bbc
[shakes head in disappointment] Beatles and Yellow Submarine
https://youtu.be/FZLIcQf47TQ
was done previously
“Boo him!”
-Me
Now to fuck up this playlist in one song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw
Red Rain-Perter Gabriel
https://youtu.be/FkLTwX0duY4
Eminem – White America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZIzD0ZfTFg
More blue? Dylan warns us not to get tangled up in it…
https://youtu.be/YwSZvHqf9qM
Mr. Blue Sky-ELO
https://youtu.be/swYdKF1MpWg
Wow, you’ve really caused me to become disappointed in myself for not thinking of that one sooner.
Thanks…my self-esteem needed that. 😉
Just listen to the tune-it’ll cheer you up right quick.
I feel like this should have been entry #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E
OK, really gotta cut out for few minutes, try not to break the internet, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QZhLSKEps
Kylie Minogue – Red Blooded Woman
https://youtu.be/nZaLpZue7us
I had no idea I had this in my mp3 collection… other than I still find her hot as hell.
Guns n Roses – Mr. Brownstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYDnQwi3OQ
Dylan and Morrison doing “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue”.
youtu.be/uqW0c3iABLU
https://youtu.be/uqW0c3iABLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0s7ycdUcHk
Red Elvises – Red Lips, Red Eyes, Red Stockings
https://youtu.be/qORTPCG8Fj4
Anybody want to listen to Eddie Murphy sing? No? Too bad, it has red in the title:
And yes, I’m only posting it so I have an excuse to share the worst song ever:
Source: http://wcbsfm.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/worlds-worst-songs-eddie-murphys-party-all-the-time/
Sonny Crockett would like a word
https://youtu.be/C9JoEm5E–E
Now THAT’S impressive. Now I might have to slap you on the ass hard.
Sublime (featuring Gwen Stefani) – Saw Red