Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!

ELI MANNING: Hi everybody!  It’s me, Eli.  I’m sorry I haven’t written before now.  Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words!  Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said “[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just learn your [pretty bad word] playbook, you [series of VERY bad words]”.  So I did.  But it’s Friday, so it’s time to relax a bit and listen to some music.  Since coach Sullivan used such “colorful” – ha ha! – language, I thought we could use that as a theme for this week’s request line.  So pick out your favorite…

—[door flies open]—

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ODELL BECKHAM JR.: AWWWW YEAH! ICE T IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! [cranks up volume, presses play and runs off nodding his head]

ELI MANNING: [comes out from behind the radiator, where he was hiding and covering his ears] Oh man…Mom’s gonna be so mad.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

BTW, don’t think it hasn’t occurred to me that I could technically…TECHNICALLY…post up every Green Day song ever recorded and be fully within the rules
I also realize RTD would show up at my door and stab me.

SonOfSpam
laserguru
ssi_bulldawg
SonOfSpam
laserguru
scotchnaut

My paint store tells me ‘pearl’ is a colour so here is 54-40 with Ocean Pearl…

https://youtu.be/lkh4qdxLFH0

SonOfSpam

Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgMEPk6fvpg

Cuntler

Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Gold Lion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMMkP_ofpXg

laserguru
scotchnaut

Treble Charger-Red

https://youtu.be/gjST_3hJnbM

Cuntler

Silversun Pickups – Lazy Eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYd57rkvnpQ

Cuntler

Gold on the Ceiling – Black Keys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdTbE9LAtY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Johnny Cash – Fulsom Prison Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZPToXstS8M

SonOfSpam
theeWeeBabySeamus

I hate myself so much right now.
That’s my biggest oversight yet.
I hate me so hard right now.

SonOfSpam

Just so long as you’re hard.

Cuntler
Cuntler

Grateful Dead – Scarlet Begonias

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj_kK1j3CV0

SonOfSpam

Dammit, got here late.

Steely Dan – Black Friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0QhaBW73Sk

SonOfSpam

DOUBLE SHOT

Steely Dan – Deacon Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yykSHeVXD8I

SonOfSpam

TRIPLE SHOT (kinda)

Donald Fagen – Green Flower Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANA5MGMKyBU

laserguru
scotchnaut

King Crimson-Red

https://youtu.be/GFQbQGCnOR0

Cuntler

Man in Black – Johnny Cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8_vZXo8oY

Cuntler

Willie Nelson – Red Headed Stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuyzrqEA2DQ

JerBear50

Double shot from the same album– Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA644rSZX1A

Cuntler

Orange Sky – Alexi Murdoch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak7afgLM5fM

scotchnaut

Billie Holiday-Lady Sings The Blues

https://youtu.be/ulGwHzrKOAU

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Green Jelly -Chewbacca (This link claims it was made by some band named Supernova, I have only known it as a Green Jelly song for 20 years so I am sticking with that)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQMpBb1gps

Cuntler
Cuntler

DOUBLE SHOT

Big black Furry Creature from Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jStpzbdAhz4

Cuntler

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Part 1) – The Flaming Lips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8

Cuntler

Red Death at 6:14 – The White Stripes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_sIPgpz0I

Cuntler

Green Cell Gray – Ned’s Atomic Dustbin

/holy 90’s, Batman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxVMfBfQDY

laserguru
scotchnaut

Anything by Living Colour should qualify but “Solace of You” is a gorgeous tune..

https://youtu.be/vIUke0CCvDs

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Continuing my streak of playing fast ans loose with the rules of the theme

Whitest Kids You Know – Sex Robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRVi53T1BZE

ArmedandHammered

Has this really not been done –
Prince – Little Red Corvette
https://youtu.be/Xlikul55bbc

scotchnaut

[shakes head in disappointment] Beatles and Yellow Submarine

https://youtu.be/FZLIcQf47TQ

ArmedandHammered

was done previously

scotchnaut

“Boo him!”

-Me

Gratliff

Now to fuck up this playlist in one song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

scotchnaut

Red Rain-Perter Gabriel

https://youtu.be/FkLTwX0duY4

Gratliff
scotchnaut

More blue? Dylan warns us not to get tangled up in it…

https://youtu.be/YwSZvHqf9qM

scotchnaut

Mr. Blue Sky-ELO

https://youtu.be/swYdKF1MpWg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, you’ve really caused me to become disappointed in myself for not thinking of that one sooner.
Thanks…my self-esteem needed that. 😉

scotchnaut

Just listen to the tune-it’ll cheer you up right quick.

Gratliff

I feel like this should have been entry #1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, really gotta cut out for few minutes, try not to break the internet, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE

ArmedandHammered

Kylie Minogue – Red Blooded Woman

https://youtu.be/nZaLpZue7us

I had no idea I had this in my mp3 collection… other than I still find her hot as hell.

Gratliff

Guns n Roses – Mr. Brownstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYDnQwi3OQ

scotchnaut

Dylan and Morrison doing “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue”.

youtu.be/uqW0c3iABLU

scotchnaut
ArmedandHammered

Red Elvises – Red Lips, Red Eyes, Red Stockings

https://youtu.be/qORTPCG8Fj4

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anybody want to listen to Eddie Murphy sing? No? Too bad, it has red in the title:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And yes, I’m only posting it so I have an excuse to share the worst song ever:

Kungjitsu

Sonny Crockett would like a word

https://youtu.be/C9JoEm5E–E

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now THAT’S impressive. Now I might have to slap you on the ass hard.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Sublime (featuring Gwen Stefani) – Saw Red