Yes, it’s the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That is, unless they’re the teensiest bit injured. I like to think of it as a teaser for what is to come. Of course, if my team doesn’t do well I can always fall back on the old, “It was just ONE half of ONE preseason game! I’m not about to get my knickers in knot”. On the other hand, if my team does well I can blurt out, “OH, WOW! This year we’re headed out of the basement/looking at .500/gonna make the playoffs/gonna win a playoff game/looking like a Super Bowl contender, etc., etc. Adjust your individual team expectations accordingly. TO THE GAMES! (both of them)
Falcons/Fins-As a fan of a team with a remarkably average backfield I envy Atlanta’s Freeman/Coleman duo. The former has a nose for the end zone and the latter just needs a bit of space to make a big play. I took me a little look at wr Julio’s game-by-game yardage numbers and this is what I saw-141, 164, 162, 137, 160, 178 and 149. Man, you know what this means? That’s right, recent signee Mohamed Sanu should have a field day on the other side of the field. In this offence he’ll be getting about 110 targets or so.
I fully expected qb Tannehill to get it done last year but it didn’t happen. After doing a wee bit of homework I discovered that he wasn’t give any freedom at all. If he didn’t like what he saw at the line of scrimmage last year’s OC (I don’t know his name-I didn’t do “that” much homework) demanded that he call the one backup play that heretofore not-mentioned OC had given him. He seems to me to be a bright guy-hopefully this year’s playcaller, HC Adam Gase will give him a bit of responsibility. With a wr triumvirate of Parker, Landry and Stills he should be able to do some damage.
‘Boys/’Hawks-Head-scratching first round pick Eezy-keel will get low double-digit carries tonight before he is shut down. The rook that everyone loves, DAK! Prescott (I can’t not include an exclamation point after his name when I type it) will be spelling Romo sometime during the second quarter or after the latter scrambles and hurts…something. I’m calling “ulna”. Dez and his concussion will be on the sidelines trying to figure how to make his absence from the game all about him.
Rb Rawls and te Graham are out. But that’s okay for a bordering-on-the-ridiculous offensively deep Seattle squad. All they have left at the skill positions are Wilson, Lockett, Baldwin, Kearse, Willson, Micheal and Prosise. There’s little doubt in my mind that Head Truther Carroll will be strutting down the sideline multiple times again this year.
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I’m an old white guy who can play bass.
I had to follow up my earlier post of the worst Snake Plissken with the second worst
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can’t stop listening……
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I feel like i’m just waiting for someone to say
“Brocky vs wordpress is more entertaining than anything in the preseason
I certainly am entertained!
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Easiest way – search what youtube video that you want to play; copy the web address at the top of your browser; paste it here with or w/o commentary; pray that you didn’t post your embarrassing playlist.
That’s gross and Jenna says you’re terriblly awesome for posting it.
I’m only sad it’s missing the part where he sprays Easy Cheese on top of it.
Oh fuck you for that. Fuck. You. .
Whoop, found it.
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Next time your at the house, she’s making it for you
I’ll bring UHF and we can have them while we watch it. It’s only fitting.
But what if the wiener fell out of the package?
Jon Tyan: WORST TACKLER IN THE LEAGUE
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Down the road.
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4 twenty-somethings just walked into the bar right before Boykin scored his TD. Their reaction: “why isn’t Boykin starting the season? Wilson is done. Boykin could start on any of the NFL teams right now”
I hate young people.
“4 twenty-somethings just walked into the bar……”
GODDAMNIT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE A JOKE!
Damned yougins with their crazy music.
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If I knew you were at a bar while I was out, I’d have hunted you down like a dog.
… To pet. To pet. And to hang with. Yeah.
Yeah.
Either the last preseason game or week two, we should make it happen.
Done
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(We farted)
That is a pretty good FF name; is it German?
Yeesh. Russell Wilson just did the Hokey Pokey and then threw a TD pass.
PK’s going to write 4800 obtusely-phrased words about how this demonstrates how charismatic and what a charming character he is.
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That’s what it’s all about
Wait! Isn’t he still a virgin?!?!?!
Nope. He put a ring on it. And then a cock ring on it.
You don’t know that, they could be waiting for the “right time.”
If you do that for sure…….
I’m convinced now that she’s a Beard.
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That’s OK; OSZ already broke the hymen on that joke.
Starters still in during the 3rd quarter? That’s… unexpected.
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Ain’t love GRAND!!?
This ad for the Detroit News was filmed in and around Villanova, PA.
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I tried a prickly pear cactus bear. Yum.
The Shiner one?
No. It was at Ex Novo Brewery.
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So I finally got around to watching (and finishing) The Wire. I am mad at myself for skipping it all them years ago.
“Hey yo, lock dat do”
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This is NAWT ANYBODY NBC. NAWT. ANYONE.
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If you insist.
Wait. You’re giving me consent right? An affirmative? Can you sign this affidavit confirming this before we go back to my safe space? Can’t be too careful!
No no, say nothing further. All this consensual talking is a trigger warning.
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I usually have one fantasy pick that makes the rest of my league shake their heads or just yell out,
“WHO?!?!” (Kenbrell Thompkins, David Wilson etc.). I may grab Doug Baldwin in the second round this year. That’s how sure I feel.
I’m gonna guess mine is gonna be jordan howard in the fifth, over langford.
unfortunately, i’m not bill belichik, so i will rightly be jeered for it.
Don’t forget; you can be an asshole to the press too.
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these taint ticklers are still talking about peypey
that’s the least surprising thing I’ve heard all night, and that’s including romo’s injury
Dak Prescott has a pretty arm. Get your shit together, Romo.
As someone who watched ALL of the bowl matchup between NC State and Mississippi State…I have no fucking idea how anyone watched that tape and selected OUR fucking QB ahead of Dak.
Anyway, no backsies, Cheatriots.
Sexy arm.
Romo’s done. He’s Fran Tarkenton/Archie Manning worthless now.
HAWT TAKE #2!
Just the list of surgeries.
I have a feeling this Superstore show is attempting to make some sort of social commentary on big box stores, but because this is on a broadcast network, it falls way short of the mark.
is this punishment detail of some sort for Matty Ice?
Whatever it is, it’s making my preview all the more difficult to create.
Jon Ryan: BEST HOLDER IN THE LEAGUE
How much would ya have to pay to get PeyPey to shill for one’s brand of asshole bleach, ya reckon?
He would like a few franchises and then bleach that Atlanta Stadium.
Another stupid Bevell call! Drink!
I’ve reached the acceptance stage with Bevell. I won’t hate on him anymore.
When do we get broken Jason Witten? I feel like we’re overdue.
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These cartoons are like brilliant MAD Magazine satires….except the artist is fucking serious.
I love them. Its surreal.
They’re also all over the place with the craziness.
Bullshit call! Drink!
Seattle announcer just called Jerry Jones beautiful.
YER GAWDDAMN RIGHT HE IS
I can’t get over how much of Atlanta’s new stadium looks like Optimus Prime’s asshole.
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Lionel Richie vs Peyton Manning…who has the bigger fucking head?
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I think they must have gotten huge headed extras so it wasn’t so obvious…
nights like tonight – even fucking ATL/MIA dress rehearsal, I am reminded how much I rely on footbaw season to get me through the parts of my life that are NAWT footbaw season
/also, fuck you, Roger Goodell
ATL/MIA solves nothing. Ever.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I couldn’t attend the Boys/Hawks game tonight, because I fucked up my foot in a jeebus awful way, so I get to sit on my ass drinking at my bar. On meds! WHOOOOOOOOO
As I may kinda sorta know from experience, TEH BEST WAY TO DRANK, CHUH CHUH
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If this is truly what they want, why isn’t marijuana not only legal, but mandatory in the United States of America?
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Why am i getting texts Romo is dead? The game fucking started?!?!
Oh hey. Tony Romo’s hurt again.
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the protective layer of blubber no worky??
Romo plays, Romo breaks. Dallas should stop bringing their toys to Seattle.
Well, Fins-Falcons is now boring as shit. Now to binge Californication.
TIIIIIIITS!!
Showtime motto 25 years running!
Why the fuck is the NFL network online stream delaying the game an hour? I’m sure as hell not going to the living room for preseason football.
My preseason hate for The Cowboys is strong, swore at the tv twice before the 1st snap.
Come on, Schaub. One more pick six. For old times’ sakes.
It’s his NATURE
As our resident Hollywood insider I can tell you very confidently that NOBODY wears that much makeup to go into the recording booth.
Oh my god, that altrightmeans hashtag. I shouldn’t have gone to twitter.
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Basically.
Oh god. Here: http://eyebleach.com/
I steadfastly refuse to use Twitter until after the election. #StopWhiteGenocide is proof that Skynet may not be a bad thing.
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