What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that all you folks out there are simply scanning these words as you hold your snifter of Amaretto and saying, “Geez, Get this crap over with, get to the games and then shut your hole”. Well I can take a hint. TO THE GAMES!
Pats/Panthers-This should be the best game of the soir. Carolina is trying to figure out which ragamuffins are going to play behind rb’s Stewart and Tolbert. Fozzy “Wokka, Wokka, Wokka” Whitaker, Cameron Artis-Payne and Brandon Wegher get to show their wares against the Pats top 10-ranked rush D. As far as the passing game is concerned the Panthers seem set at qb and wr Ted Ginn Jr. will prove to all those doubters that last year was indeed an “outlier” year for him.
Will Sir Tom of Brady play? Reports indicate that he’s traveling with the team but why wouldn’t he? No one outside Greater (HAH!) New England gives a rat’s ass. The Pats traded for the Browns lb/de Mingo, thus strengthening an already dominant unit. [sighs]
Bills/Redacteds-Rob Ryan’s prodigious belly travels to the nation’s capital to sample some food trucks. By this I mean he’ll be licking various windshields after the peyote kicks in. He’s such a character! I am curious to see how his D- (phrasing!) fensive backfield of Gilmore, (a rising star) Darby and others handles the likes of wr’s Jackson/Garcon and te Reed.
Browns/Bucs-Josh “Gosh, how long ’til he gets suspended again?” Gordon should be on the field tonight. Will the Cleveland O be sneaky good this year? The possibility exists. Some of that “Big If” is dependent on te Barnidge duplicating his very not Barnidge-like stats from last year. Like I said, “Big If”. Will wr Evans lead the league in drops again this year? I’ve got a ton of faith/money laid on Ted Ginn (and tonic, RIGHT BOOMER?) bobbling the title away from Mr. Evans.
Steelers/Saints-I’d forgotten that lb. Laurinaitis had been signed by New Orleans. They do need all the help they can get, don’t they? [looks at team stats, sees that they were middle of the pack in a number of categories] Hmmm…actually they didn’t stink up the joint nearly as bad as when the Wolfman was at the helm. WEIRD!
Huh. It was the Steelers that had the 30th ranked pass D last year. It’s time to hitch up them britches Allen, Allen, Mitchell and Gay. This backfield should call themselves “The Lawyers of Milloy”.
Packers/49ers-This is your one and only chance to see the likes of qb Rodgers, de Peppers, lb Matthews, cb Shields and the like. Are all those guys over 30? Seems like it. That sound you heard was a window slowly closing. I came across someone yakking that San Fran players shouldn’t be overlooked fantasy-wise because Chirp Kelly O’s create huge volumes of plays no matter how lousy they are. Lots of plays mean tons of opportunities for the likes of Hyde, Ellington and Smith. Using this logic it seems that they will surpass their projected numbers. Me? I’m not sure.
Okay, I’m off to man the grill for my son’s birthday. I’ll be with you guys in spirit(s).
Texting HTML stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
I am bourbolized.
Goodnight?
Goodnight!!!??
It’s not goodnight until we say it is!
Good night!
It’s fun making gifs.
But it’s midnight and I’m turning into a pumpkin. Good night,
alright, now i’m done. nighty night
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Me too Brocky, me too.
But here’s a repeat from earlier, because it’s important.
Thanks to all of you imaginary suicide hotline folks tonight.
(seriously….I’m fine….but you people do make me laugh when no else can or is even willing to try)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LndPQw0-lA
the eyelids, they are getting heavy, brocky is on the outs,
one more gif
My last recent town before this one was San Pedro CA.
Lived there for what? Twenty years?
Sure.
Bukowski was from Pedro.
This is Bluebird from Charles Bukowski.
Bluebird
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I’m not going
to let anybody see
you.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the ****s and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he’s
in there.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody’s asleep.
I say, I know that you’re there,
so don’t be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he’s singing a little
in there, I haven’t quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it’s nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don’t
weep, do
you?
Shit dude…just yank the tears out of my eyes next time, will ya?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Dv4T-_eKrVw/Ugd89ZqiY6I/AAAAAAAAEgE/nGp_cXevO4o/s1600/Bukowski_email.jpg
Oh, but I forgot that Carla Gugino was blonde for 90% of the movie.
She could be bald. Still would walk 10 miles in the snow, uphill, just to stand in her garbage.
Did you mean 500 miles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI
I forgot that was even her for like a solid 9 years there
This song plays during the scene and goddamn if it isn’t perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS06R_GIRYg
As a closet redneck, I appreciate all things Tritt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMrY2IZThdA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuoFiIFkdAA&list=PL5fqw_pdddIPkg1kVMxG_3jtwxEV8n0Ks&index=2
oh amy…
Good one to close out on. Really gone this time, probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEW8riKU_tE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw
Oh Kelly. Stop stalking me.
Ok fine, one last time.
Born at the wrong time, that one.
Colourized version….yep, still funny.
I’M SUBPOENAING ALL Y’ALL’S ASSES….IN THE COURT!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkFaIxpbHvM
http://rs40.pbsrc.com/albums/e237/imrandy85/cubs/w.gif~c200
Aww yeah!
http://rs40.pbsrc.com/albums/e237/imrandy85/cubs/w.gif
http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-01-2015/dS_spe.gif
Way to pull a brocky!
My condolences to anyone that bet Cal +20 or more
It’s kinda hard to believe they got away with this much skin in this movie:
It’s even harder to believe that I’m still not masturbating.
Kahli Mah, motherfuckers!!!!!!!
Why? There’s so much CGI to cover up the goods that first gen Lara Croft looks more human.
yeah, I see what you mean lol
http://www.ironmanmode.com/wp-content/uploads/Lara-Croft-triangle-tits1.jpeg
EXACTLY!
The Russian judge still gave him a 9.5.
I know I posted this last night, but I can’t stop watching this.
the little smirk is killing me!
Mr. Franklin’s lonely.
Sorry Daddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgrE0sZg3A
:large
Dammit, Summer disappeared below, do of course I have to repeat the search and put a new one up.
http://photos.summer-glau.com/albums/userpics/10003/d6/Summer_Glau_TV_Guide_party_6.jpg
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d93be4940d272d3b6e8b22a8b653120a0ddde978d49de156f1fc556eb6a1607.jpg
I imagine it’s about 5 or so in australia. sorry redballs, wrong continent.
Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.
Pretty much my last few weeks, breathing in smoke from the numerous fires lighting up EWA.
This one’s gonna hurt….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDpKeiYxOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgLQgpwRvQ
This may be the first rock song I remember hearing.
I tear up everytime to this day.
Then again, I’m a pussy.
I do a decent karaoke impression of Seger. Not at gay karaoke though, I dont want to get a bunch of underwear thrown at me.
So when I’m trynna feel up ICRM amongst the Village People (not that there’s anything wrong with that)….what I’m hearing is that you don’t wanna be there?
Your loss.
No, I just don’t wanna sing Seger.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/3131c20728c7f3dfebdc3354a2976931/tumblr_mwoezvB42z1rdfgw4o2_400.gif
I pay 273 dollars a month for TV and I’m listening to the Cubs Vs. Dodgers game because Time Warner blacks out my very expensive MLB Extra Innings package because of a dick measuring contest with the satellite guys.
Fuck you bastards for blacking out the entire Dodger season for the last 3 fucking years. Vin Sculley’s last season you miserable cocks!
The Dodgers have slowly sank to almost ancient lore. I barely recognize them when I can actually see them on a national feed. Some idiot told me that there’s a new team in Houston after the Oilers left, you believe that?
Fuck you Time Warner.
It amazes me that I have more access to Vin Scully Dodger telecasts out here in NM than most of my friends back in LA.
It’s insane.
If I didn’t worry about personal safety I would go see a game this weekend.
It’s like 18 miles away.
They’re 15% less stabby this year!
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One more Seger tearjerker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcDCvQbOdig
Before I close the tab….
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI2Nzc1OTA1NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTU3MDUwMw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg
Stupid IMDb
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/guitarzan985/3816824/744842625/HQ005.jpg
Probably time for me to cut out before I say something I’ll regret terribly.
Nite gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khH9ih2XJg
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