Well…who ya got?
Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother. That has to give him an edge, unless it has made him kind of a sissy ,, no ofence.
The Bears…continue to shit in the woods AND all over the field.
Drafting a good quarterback by accident is just about the most Cowboys thing ever.
They lucked into Romo, too, right? UDFA? Wasn’t he Drew Henson’s backup or something?
Bledsoe’s backup, but yeah.
Wait, so Bledsoe was the starting QB in front of two Pro Bowl backups? Jeez. He’s like a double Wally Pipp.
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Just in case I ever had a desire to visit India
T Williams needs to catch aids
Tell us how you really feel though.
and that is called the BEARISTOCRAT!!!
I’m reasonably certain I have to wake up at 5 am tomorrow and go to the gym. Instead of staying up and watching the slow demise of my fantasy team in garbage time, I’m going to say good night. Cheers y’all.
I’ll never understand paying thousands of dollars to sit field level and watch a game.
Because it’s not illegal to have a low IQ.
Yet.
It will never be illegal to have a low IQ. A high IQ, on the other hand…
only if Trump gets elected
The whole live NFL experience isn’t worth what they charge you. I don’t think I’ll ever go to another NFL game unless someone gives me free tickets.
The only pro game I e ever been to was Bears v [*Redacted] s when Spurrier was still their coach. And Paul Edinger was still the Bears kicker with that goofy fucking wind-up. Bears won on a late field goal as time expired and it was so good I considered pissing on myself to keep warm. Went with my old man and we sat in the Soldier Field grand stand which getting to your seats is like walking up a ladder and got to listen to a group of drunk bros call a group of female Washington fans the “foreskins” for three quarters before they decided to leave. Would definitely rather watch from home but still had a blast.
So cold. Stupid autocorrect.
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I blame T. williams for all this
Yeah, if I played in a stadium where the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders were, I’d run a lot of rub routes, too.
THICK
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Aw. I never made those Sarah Shahi gifs.
Is there a Cubs game tonight? I just heard cheering, and it ain’t coming from Bears fans.
It’s the Sunday night ESPN game Cubs cards
Cubs are winning.
Some nasty dude with the world’s worst Jew-fro is hitting on the hot young waitress, to no avail. This is why I’m glad I’m married.
Tell Gene Simmons hi for us.
So guys with jew-fros don’t hit on you? Cause they probably don’t look for a ring
Not with my Aryan features I’m afraid.
Langford stiff-armed that Church guy the same way I do when the LDS dudes are in my neighborhood.
I finally moved a little. I feel better, but still awful.
We won’t judge if you stick a finger up there.
I’m hoping that won’t be necessary, but if so there better be opium on the tip
Are you good at math? You can work it out with pencil and paper.
Da Bears done a good?
Isn’t that the first turnover the Bears have gotten this year?
I’m disappointed that’s of an ursine and not a human
WILLIAMS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Shit
We will now refer to this play as a “Dallas Punt”
D’Ohboys…
It’s amazing how Microsoft hasn’t actually made any team better. SMGDH
That was a solid 3 and out
Bears : Trying for the Picnic Basket, getting the Casket
Hey, Bearfs netted 5 yards on that possession. Looks like things are coming up Milhouse!
So whats wrong with the Bears offense?
A. Hoyer can’t throw the ball
B. Kevin White Doesn’t know what a Route Tree is
C. The offensive line can’t block
D. Alshon Jeffery hasn’t given a shit about the team since they shipped his BFF Marshall to the Jets
E. All the above
F. Cutler
Why did you stop at E?
Am Back from the Bar Cowboys haters. Go Dak!
Hi! Nice to meet you! I’m going to fall over! Would you like this lovely football?
NFL Play60…
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Kids should spend 60 minutes a day disappointing you…
Is it ironic that there don’t seem to be any people of color in the cast of The Blacklist?
Time to drown my sorrows in some Oikos high-protein Greek yogurt. Thanks for the recommendation, Cam!
Real Greek yogurt is the bomb. I like Fage 0% fat. Mix it with blueberries, use it as a salad dressing, everything. It’s aawesome.
Beware of “Greek style” yogurt by Dannon and others. It’s like eating chocolate pudding therre’s so much. Sugar. Real yogurt has 2 ingredients only: milk and live yogurt cultures.
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OK, that’s weird. Putting quotation marks in my comment threw a blank screen error thingy
With two deaths today, this truly is a sad day in sports… we will call it Cleveland Day
uh oh… can’t comment anymore
Sorry, this is in horrible taste, but that Arnold Palmer tribute was just a bit too good, I reckon they had it ready 🙁
If its any consolation, I was thinking the same thing.
It was 50% good, and 50% a little too sour
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When Bob Hope died, the New York Times published an obituary written by their film critic, Vincent Canby. Who died three years before Hope did. They just kept Hope’s obituary on file and when he died they used it.
THIS CHICAGO BEARS TEAM, I CALL IT THE GREATEST GOLFER IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME, BECAUSE THEY APPEAR TO BE DEAD TOO
I’m not even gonna say Too Soon here…. oh, wait.
Mike Tirico is so good. Why the fuck couldn’t they have taken Collinsworth behind the shed like old yeller and put Tirico in the booth with Al.
Tirico is black
I enjoy that they are trying to hype Thursday Night Football via horrible sports drinks.
So, how many of Da Bares want to just get on the bus to the airport and not go back out for the second half?
Good grief. In garbage time against a soft prevent, the Bears could barely gain yards. I guess Hoyer is no McCown.
I think you have to call it “Recycling Time” these days.
saddest Hail Mary EVAR
So Alshon will be a Jet next year right?
Time to go wake the neighbors with some horrible drumming.
Back later perhaps.
A Hail Mary in Hoyer Country? Who let the Papists in??
12 seconds left in the half, outside of field goal range, down by 21.
THROW UNDERNEATH!
/headdesk
The New England Patriots version of ‘Play60’ is Bill Bellichik hitting on all of the rookies grandmothers.
Hey baby, I heard your social security arrived today? How about you send your grandkids off to play for an hour…*loosens belt*
Hey darlin, why don’t you take off your Depends and slip into something more comfortable? *grumble*
Ryan Pace is holding his hands like that because he’s praying he doesn’t get fired by the end of this game.
The Halases seem like an Old Testament bunch.
Welp, if the Bearfs can pull this one out, it will be the greatest comeback since Crown their Asses.
I don’t see Brian Urlacher, Mike Brown, Charles Tillman, or Devin Hester around to save the game, so I’m going to give up before my colon does.
If the Bears can pull this one out, then I won’t have to go to work tomorrow, because I’ll be away with the tinky shiny winky fairies, and it’ll always be summer and everything will be flavored with rosewater and unicorns will dance over the heads of the otters, who will all give me hugs at 4 o’ clock….
Are those literal otters or like the term for gay men that are sleeker, thinner Bears?
Whichever, it works both ways
Over/under on this game is 44.5. I think Dallas can get there without any help from the Bears.
Yahoo, seemingly unaware that Dez Bryant ain’t gonna play another snap, continues to give me an optimistic final score and chance of winning. Guzzle excrement, Yahoo, and if you were a person, I would have some choice words about the woman who birthed you and the man who sired you.
Would colorful metaphors be involved?
Metaphors AND Similes!
Uhhh…
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I second your “uhhhhh”
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The dude was honestly a killing machine. Fuck it’s so amazing to go back and watch his fights now.
This is getting crazy. One more TD and they might put in Romo.