Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread

Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.

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Gratliff

…oh my god cleveland

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see Parkey already has the hang of being a Cleveland Brown

Doktor Zymm

If Matt Jones is attached by the helmet to that Giant’s defender for the rest of the game, that could be a humorous sitcom episode

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HOLY SHIT BROWNS

Sill Bimmons

welp

IronAvenger6491

Has the Giants D had a single turnover yet this season?

Dunstan

Jesus, Dolphins.

Dunstan

LOL Browns

King Hippo

YES! FG range WOO!!

Survivor pool carnage time.

Gratliff

OH MY GOD CLEVELAND

Lord Joe Don Looney

Yeah, Dick. It only took 2 plus games to score a touchdown. So, yup, it was quick.

herodotus450

hawt taek on Jose Fernandez: that’s why you always wear a life vest.

IronAvenger6491

Didn’t he get crushed between the boat and the rocks though?

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I don’t think the details of how he died are out but the boat crashed into rocks, so I don’t think this was a case of drownings.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

In Miami, one should always wear a bulletproof life vest

herodotus450

Conspiracy theory double down: the Marlins just didn’t want to pay his salary

King Hippo

False flag to allow them to move the franchise obvs

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Thank God he would have been able to float on rocks!

King Hippo

guess he got all cocky after that raft ride from Cuba ,, smgdh

Sill Bimmons

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Gratliff

Jesus, Bucs

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Troy Aikman doesn’t call them concussions anymore. He calls them “Things that will make you tolerate Joe Buck”

John Difool

Good thing she was born with air-bags…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

FYI Blake Bortles has NOT made the jump

Sill Bimmons

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LemonJello

There are several bridges in Jacksonville that would suit that purpose, though.

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A Chad Henne sighting!

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Holy shit how are the Bills winning?

LemonJello

Ice milk for everyone! Put it on Flacco’s Diner’s Club card.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Gratliff

C’mon, Cleveland. Knock out the lot of them.

King Hippo

Mine would be down to like 5, and only I picked DAL

IronAvenger6491

Was excited for Titanfall 2, until the beta.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Woke up from my nap exactly as the Giants blocked a [REDACTEDS] punt and had that cancelled by an unnecessary roughness penalty. Was legit concerned that I was still dreaming.

Doktor Zymm

That was far from the most WTF?! moment of that game as well

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ugliest 3-0 start in evar.
But I’ll take it.

Wakezilla

Touchdownnnnnnnn Seahawksssssss!

King Hippo

Tis a two safety early afternoon set of games! Also, late game thread is up.

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Trevor Siemien doing well is bad because it reduces the chances of my spiteful dream of Cutler being traded there and winning a Super Bowl to spite Bears fans forever and ever.

LemonJello

Does Bortles get docked pay for throwing the ball away instead of taking a sack?

IronAvenger6491

So the It’s Always Sunny Lethal Weapon is better than that show i take it.

King Hippo

Blake Bortles might not be any good, guys…

Sill Bimmons

That Tucker kick would have been good from 90.

ALXMAC

Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker!!

Doktor Zymm

There are still 8 minutes left in this game because HAIL BLEERGH

JustStopDude

Justin Tucker is the greatest Raven to ever live.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Small gene pool for that award, but yes, I am in agreement.

IronAvenger6491

*Norman gloating to Beckham that it’s 4th down*

Dude, you’re getting burned every time someone throws in your direction.

King Hippo

This DERRRRRPPPPPP is just beautiful and I am proud to share it with y’all

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Joe Buck is what you get if you mixed Garrison Keillor with Ned Flanders.

Wakezilla

Andy Dalton is gingerly leading the Bengals down field.

I Stand corrected: Team Europe won the game and are going to the finals against Canada. Stupid World Cup of Hockey twitter mistake.

Bortleback

Go Europe!

Sill Bimmons

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Gratliff

Still alive in survivor!

Sill Bimmons

FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD MAKE A PLAY JAGURAS

Sill Bimmons

FUCK

Wakezilla

LOL at needing the Jaguars to make a play.

King Hippo

Raiders made the proper BLEERGH tribute this week

King Hippo

Balmer is trying to run out the clock for a 55-yard FG. Curious.

theeWeeBabySeamus

We smrt n shit.

Sill Bimmons

And there you go.

John Difool

Pierre-Paul shaken up:

Medical staff: “Jason, how many fingers do you see?”

Pierre-Paul: “Three..”

Medical staff: “O.k., Jason, your’e good to go.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m very happy that Justin Kicker, the tucker, will at least have a chance. Only dude in purple with half a clue for like half a decade.
/gets stabbed by Ray Lewis
//totally worth it

Doktor Zymm

Minnesota’s D has more points than Minnesota. On my bench.

Redshirt

Well, I sure didn’t see this outcome happening. Either the Ape Equestrian QB is very good or Bengals secondary is very bad.

Wakezilla

I’m afraid I have bad news for you, Bengals fan. . .

IronAvenger6491

Beckham is going to go Super Sayian this game and destroy the earth if the Giants don’t win this.

Bortleback

Someone needs to put a camera on Tom Coughlin while he watches Giants games. It’d be more entertaining than the game.

Wakezilla

Down by 12 points and mayo on White Wonderbread Andy Dalton is nickel and diming the Broncos defense 5 yards at a time. Great Job Andy. Great job.

IronAvenger6491

Yea sure, i’ll wake up to watch the Colts and the Jags try to out worst each other.

This Vikings team is legit, but how does this season end tragically for them?

Wakezilla

My guess: A wildcard weekend loss to the Seahawks in which Hill shits the bed.

Doktor Zymm

I mean, it already started tragically, they just are still good.

Doktor Zymm

Damn, thanks Giants, I don’t know why you don’t want to win this game, but thanks