If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!
Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.
Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!
1) There will be a HRTN tommorow.
2) During stupid local ad for stupid local car place, some woman is on telling her story of rescue by mechanic.
ME (in bad mood & muting ad) Show your boobs or STFU.
My wife thinks it’s hilarious, which proves I’m the luckiest SOB here.
“That drive took 8 and a half minutes…and it produced a field goal!”
The big dude next to me has had had 3 shots of Jack with a beer chaser, no food, and is playing candy crush on his iPhone.
Florida?
It’s not Florida until he’s put 3 shots in Jack, too
Anally, but totes no homo
I feel like it’s time for everyone’s favorite Twitter account… no not PFTC.
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
I’m not scared of Trump or Hillary, I’m scared of thi:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BIGBANGTHEORY
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THESE BENGALS, I CALL THEM THE JAPANESE BECAUSE THEY’RE SLAUGHTERING DOLPHINS
(Legit) stream FINALLY starts working. I’m actually a little disappointed, now I actually have to watch…
Gary Johnson became governor of New Mexico twice because New Mexico is almost as poorly educated as Mississippi or Arkansas. He got swept into office in 1994 on the whole Republican Revolution and was re-elected in 1998 because the Democratic nominee was a piece of shit who was despised by two-thirds of the state for being a piece of shit and for being the mayor of the city comprising the other third of the state, half of which also hated the fuck out of him.
Johnson is a fucking moron. He was governor at the same time George W. Bush was governor of Texas and guess what – Johnson was even more incurious than Bush.
He’s a libertarian who made his fortune off government construction contracts. He was a law & order candidate but the decriminalization Jesus came to him during one of his Mt. Everest excursions after he was out of office. I never saw him in person and didn’t want to punch him.
People who support him are fucking idiots, which is why he’s running as a libertarian since they’re already all stupid fucks.
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I’m always right
You know I’m right
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Yeah, I can almost-sorta-kinda give him a little credit for admitting his idiocy and promising to do better after his Aleppo moment.
But then to have it happen again? What a motherfucking moron.
And shame on the Libertarian party for putting such a numbskull on the ticket. Weld is halfway human; they should’ve picked him for the top spot. He might’ve bled votes from Hillary in New England.
Any political party that thinks it should aim first for the presidency is a populated by nothing but numbskulls. Elect some people to Congress or, in lieu of that, state office.
But no, they’ll just trot out some vanity candidate every four year, soak up the fed up folks who want an alternative they can pretend is something different, and disappear when it comes time to actually govern.
Third parties are honestly worse than the two we have running things now.
This is an excellent rant I appreciate every bit of your Gary Johnson hate. He’s a just a Republican who wants to legalize pot.
I caught one of his (CNN?) interviews where he basically just stated he should be in the debate because people would just vote him because he was not Hillary or Trump. This is why third parties are a fucking joke: You have an opportunity to market yourself on actual issues and you’re just “HUR DUR. I’m not them!” Fuck you.
Oh, God. Third parties in this country are worse than EbolaAIDSCancer
Jeremy Hill did a Barry Sanders.
Its not very effective…
The Lions white color rush unis are codenamed Kimba, ppl forget that.
He was almost thrown into the 1st row.
To bad Julius Jones doesn’t play for the Dolphins. Because orange.
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Haven’t been to a food court in a while, they still sell that drink?
Me when my wife get home from Vegas
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The early promise of possible flair and competence has been replaced with the familiar 2nd quarter reality of malaise and mawkishness.
THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS MUCH ORANGE GET RUN OVER, I WAS DRIVING DRUNK IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE
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There’s an amazing scene in an episode somewhere around this one where a player (Arian Foster?) brings Ruxin a ball and Ruxin drops it in possibly the funniest fucking scene I’ve ever seen. Meanwhile, I am completely unable to find the scene, let alone a gif of one, so Rafi, it is.
Burfict should be in prison.
Were you waiting for some knob slobbing on the Patriots?
Well, there you go.
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START THE REACTOR!
I haven’t seen this much orange incompetence since the Presidential Debate
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Another larfer
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Mahky Mahk hasn’t been that lubed up since his NKOTB “audition”.
Everything in our society is fucking stupid. Everything.
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Even pit beef?
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That’s what I should have ordered.
What kind of fucking animal eats raw onions?
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JEEEEEEM OAR BETTMAN
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These punters suck.
Director: “Keep putting a camera on Burfict.”
Cameraman: “He’s not doing anything stupid.”
Director: “Just wait…”
My lovely young bar wench is wearing hipster glasses with no lenses, also known as “frames”.
I have a son her age. God help me, I shall have more beer now.
Glasses with no lenses? POKE HER IN THE EYE!
So can you get Redshirt in with her?
/I’m trying buddy!
I appreciate the effort.
Fuck Redshirt. I’m the one with something to celebrate.
As someone imprisioned by glasses since first grade, I cannot abide those who wear fakies
I larfed
So white is a color rush color? That makes as much sense as a soup sandwich.
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Do you want Orange Jersey-Orange Pants against the Dolphins Carrot Jersey-Carrot Pants combo?
Is it just me or does everyone’s retinas hurt?
Aw, that ad is realistic about how JJ is spending his Sundays.
WTF IS A TOUCHBLUCK
“How dare you, sir. The Touchblucks of inner Rhode Island have a long history of doing things!”
-Sir Whimsy of Touchbluck the Third
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Touchblock?
You know what I can’t get enough of? Shows about the 1970s Steelers.
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Papa John’s commercial anticipates JJ Watt’s inactivity on Sundays.
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That looks right up my alley.
It is delicious, but not for the faint of heart beerwise.
So based on that last drive, Andy Dalton’s plan is to get AJ Green the ball more often.
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From this point on I am going to imagine my fantasy misfortune as conversations from god:
God: “Hey Jesus, what’s Brocky’s fantasy outlook tonight?
Jesus while sighing: Looks like he started Jeremy Hill because Lacy is on bye.
God: “Jeremy Hill huh, lets see about that…”
god snaps his fingers
Announcer: well, it looks like Jeremy hill has an apparent shoulder injury, possibly a stinger”
God chuckles
Jesus: What is wrong with you?
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There is no denying a GreenDown!
Neither of these unis are green!
GO CANTELOUPES!!!
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Tampa Bay’s creamsicle unis remind me a lot of the Dolphins colour rush unis.
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And I love you, Moose.
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Here’s winkin’ atcha!
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I’m a /kind/ of pirate.
I has confusions, as does cbs apparently. Why is this nawt on regular unleaded teevees? Nfl shenanigans? Cbs clearly seems unprepared for this as their schedule shows TBD.
Are you saying you’re not getting HIT SHOW Kevin Can Wait?
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Hey! Dalton remembered that AJ Green exists!
Hey all. I’m so fucking overwhelmed still. This is amazing.
Old look, Tampa Bay is using their throwback Uni’s they don’t look nearly as I remeber
Agreed; not nearly as nearly.
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So I told Madre Weaselo, who does know her football, about today’s unis. She took one look and said “What the fuck?” several times in disbelief.
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