Your Super Entertaining Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.

NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.

No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!

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jjfozz

Sorry about the whole “Tom Brady is the bestest QB in the whole wide world” ball washing today. I didn’t go to mass and God got me back.

Doktor Zymm

Can you look this puppy in the eye, and tell me you truly believe Trump’s economic policy is sound? Can you? DON’T LIE TO THE PUPPY!
http://cdn.skim.gs/image/upload/v1456344012/msi/Puppy_2_kbhb4a.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

That little fucker has some big feetz.

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Trump is already attacking the puppy’s credibility.

Sill Bimmons

And his paw size.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[snuggles with the puppy]

Spur

Just a reminder, the Clintons are scum and Trump is a simpleton.

Dick E. Phuck

Also Geddy Lee is at the Jays game.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh motherfucker….are you fucking with me right now?
sonofawhore!!!!!!!

Dick E. Phuck

I’m being serious. He’s sitting behind home plate, off to the left.

JustStopDude

Oh Trump is pretty damn scummy. There is a reason he cannot get a loan from a US based bank.

jjfozz

I want to spear gun Colinsworth in his fucking trachea

LemonJello

Eli hasn’t done anything to really earn his halftime juice box and orange slices, but he’s really going to have to work harder to get the Hot Wheels car he’s had his eye on.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Gosh, we could fix it by going single-payer…just a thought…

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

Commie

nomonkeyfun

I’m a gentleman.

King Hippo

biggest lie of the night

JustStopDude

If you wanna win the chick vote…you gotta treat the chicks with class. Even if they ain’t a classy chick.

jjfozz

Not to sound dickish, but the pink shit in the NFL, and all over the goddamn world, irritates the fuck out of me.

Shogun Marcus

At least it appears to be contained to this week only from what I hear.

Doktor Zymm

FAT GUY SOMERSAULT!

WCS

He’s about 30 seconds away from taking a swing at Hillary.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Gratliff

I love that I can set my clock by his meltdowns.

Doktor Zymm

I would say that he’s like Romo, but that’s pretty mean to poor, broken old Romo.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

If Trump and Hillary went on their own ticket, you could call it the “Lemon Party”

Romonobyl

Should I google that?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No.

Romonobyl

OK, I’ll do on my work computer later.

Spur

Deleting 39K emails is impressive dedication, I find it hard to delete 20 emails.

Shogun Marcus

FFS…this isn’t a debate. It’s fucking whining and tattling on each other in front of the principal.

HRC…bring up the child rape if you really wanna end this.

Gratliff

If Trump’s strategy is just to get his own quotables out in the media, this probably will work to that effect. However, if he’s trying to shake her, it’s going to backfire hard.

jjfozz

I lasted 30 seconds on teh debate. Fuck all of them.

Romonobyl

Need more bourble.

Romonobyl

So Zymm, for your 2020 presidential bid, will you keep your current Book Depository Cat as the campaign mascot or will you go retro and bring back Pirate Kitty?

Doktor Zymm

I’ll have to do some preliminary polling. There may be some sort of entirely new badass cat!

Spur

She loses on email talk she and mods better pivot

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

fuck you wordpress.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Trump has the mustiest vagina on stage.

Senor Weaselo

Fuck the election, let’s just have a Thunderdome match.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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LemonJello

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is like watching the Browns – Patriots game all over again, except I don’t pity the Browns this time.

Spur

He really does have small hands.

Doktor Zymm

Honestly, why aren’t there commercials that just show adorable baby animals and say “brought to you by ______”

That contains at least as many facts as most attack ads, and would probably be more effective. There was a study where people did better on an exam after looking at pictures of cute animals, maybe they would vote better too!

King Hippo

she should just ask what colour the sky is in his world?

Doktor Zymm

I thought it was whiskey that was the devil? Shit! I’ve been doing this all wrong!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Still wondering where the FIVE MILLION emails the Bush camp deleted went. I mean, that’s a lot more than 30 thousand, right…?

Sill Bimmons

IOKIYAR

jjfozz

Without football, Ben McAdoo would be teaching shop in high school, wearing short sleeve dress shirts, and trying to fuck the hot Spanish teacher.

Spur

Acid washed emails are so 1980s

King Hippo

this guy really is fucking nuts

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Donald, my twat’s right here if you want to grab it!”

“First time it’s been grabbed since Chelsea was born?”

Doktor Zymm

We know what Trump does to pussies, but what horrible thing does he do to doggies? VOTE CLINTON.
http://cdn1-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/30-impossibly-cute-puppies/impossibly-cute-puppy-2.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

6 x 2 = 12 Motherfuckers.
SHOT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_YodiJO6k

jjfozz

I fucking hate the shit out of this Corolla commercial.

Senor Weaselo

So… the issues?

WCS

Would these two just bone and get it over with?

Spur

A fly landed on Hillary’s face. Just like the robots in Westworld. Coincidence?

Romonobyl

Cromartie out with a groin injury could have a long term effect on future U.S. population statistics.

Spur

This is the biggest story on Facebook

Gratliff

Haha. Clinton probably doesn’t even rate top 10 worst womanizer types.

Sill Bimmons

Um, yeah…yeah, he does.

Gratliff

Let me rephrase:

The office of President has an absolutely abysmal record of extramarital affairs, sexual harassment, possible and probable rape, and paying and silencing accusers. Clinton’s actions and alleged offenses were closer to the rule than the exception.

Sill Bimmons

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nomonkeyfun

He’s going for the Bill issue. This should be good.

Col. Duke LaCross

SNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Trump playing the Bill-card. HRC has a nice “Bring it” look. This is gonna get brutal.

Doktor Zymm

The ENTIRE Giant’s secondary is out with groin injuries! Sounds like a confused Trump was loose on the sideline…

JustStopDude

Dear god the man sniffs more than I do when I score a fresh batch of glue…

WCS

DEM LIBTARD MODDERATERS WONT LIKE TRUMP FINNISH HIS TALK DEYS IN THE DA TANK FOR #KILLARY #MAGA #2A

Sill Bimmons

#FREEPEPE

jjfozz

I like the Farmer’s Insurance spokesperson, I want to have a cup of coffee and Danish with him.

Romonobyl

Only because you drank all the bourbon!

JustStopDude

I keep remembering him from the show OZ where he was the lead aryan nation dude that repeatedly raped the main character in prison.