Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.
NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.
No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!
Sorry about the whole “Tom Brady is the bestest QB in the whole wide world” ball washing today. I didn’t go to mass and God got me back.
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Can you look this puppy in the eye, and tell me you truly believe Trump’s economic policy is sound? Can you? DON’T LIE TO THE PUPPY!
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That little fucker has some big feetz.
Trump is already attacking the puppy’s credibility.
And his paw size.
[snuggles with the puppy]
Just a reminder, the Clintons are scum and Trump is a simpleton.
Also Geddy Lee is at the Jays game.
Oh motherfucker….are you fucking with me right now?
sonofawhore!!!!!!!
I’m being serious. He’s sitting behind home plate, off to the left.
Oh Trump is pretty damn scummy. There is a reason he cannot get a loan from a US based bank.
I want to spear gun Colinsworth in his fucking trachea
Eli hasn’t done anything to really earn his halftime juice box and orange slices, but he’s really going to have to work harder to get the Hot Wheels car he’s had his eye on.
Gosh, we could fix it by going single-payer…just a thought…
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Commie
I’m a gentleman.
biggest lie of the night
If you wanna win the chick vote…you gotta treat the chicks with class. Even if they ain’t a classy chick.
Not to sound dickish, but the pink shit in the NFL, and all over the goddamn world, irritates the fuck out of me.
At least it appears to be contained to this week only from what I hear.
FAT GUY SOMERSAULT!
He’s about 30 seconds away from taking a swing at Hillary.
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I love that I can set my clock by his meltdowns.
I would say that he’s like Romo, but that’s pretty mean to poor, broken old Romo.
If Trump and Hillary went on their own ticket, you could call it the “Lemon Party”
Should I google that?
No.
OK, I’ll do on my work computer later.
Deleting 39K emails is impressive dedication, I find it hard to delete 20 emails.
FFS…this isn’t a debate. It’s fucking whining and tattling on each other in front of the principal.
HRC…bring up the child rape if you really wanna end this.
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If Trump’s strategy is just to get his own quotables out in the media, this probably will work to that effect. However, if he’s trying to shake her, it’s going to backfire hard.
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I lasted 30 seconds on teh debate. Fuck all of them.
Need more bourble.
So Zymm, for your 2020 presidential bid, will you keep your current Book Depository Cat as the campaign mascot or will you go retro and bring back Pirate Kitty?
I’ll have to do some preliminary polling. There may be some sort of entirely new badass cat!
True dat:
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or
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I like it!
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She loses on email talk she and mods better pivot
fuck you wordpress.
Trump has the mustiest vagina on stage.
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Fuck the election, let’s just have a Thunderdome match.
This is like watching the Browns – Patriots game all over again, except I don’t pity the Browns this time.
He really does have small hands.
Honestly, why aren’t there commercials that just show adorable baby animals and say “brought to you by ______”
That contains at least as many facts as most attack ads, and would probably be more effective. There was a study where people did better on an exam after looking at pictures of cute animals, maybe they would vote better too!
Brought to you by ICRM:
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she should just ask what colour the sky is in his world?
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I thought it was whiskey that was the devil? Shit! I’ve been doing this all wrong!
Still wondering where the FIVE MILLION emails the Bush camp deleted went. I mean, that’s a lot more than 30 thousand, right…?
IOKIYAR
Without football, Ben McAdoo would be teaching shop in high school, wearing short sleeve dress shirts, and trying to fuck the hot Spanish teacher.
Acid washed emails are so 1980s
this guy really is fucking nuts
“Donald, my twat’s right here if you want to grab it!”
“First time it’s been grabbed since Chelsea was born?”
We know what Trump does to pussies, but what horrible thing does he do to doggies? VOTE CLINTON.
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6 x 2 = 12 Motherfuckers.
SHOT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_YodiJO6k
I fucking hate the shit out of this Corolla commercial.
So… the issues?
Would these two just bone and get it over with?
A fly landed on Hillary’s face. Just like the robots in Westworld. Coincidence?
Cromartie out with a groin injury could have a long term effect on future U.S. population statistics.
This is the biggest story on Facebook
Haha. Clinton probably doesn’t even rate top 10 worst womanizer types.
Um, yeah…yeah, he does.
Let me rephrase:
The office of President has an absolutely abysmal record of extramarital affairs, sexual harassment, possible and probable rape, and paying and silencing accusers. Clinton’s actions and alleged offenses were closer to the rule than the exception.
He’s going for the Bill issue. This should be good.
SNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF
Trump playing the Bill-card. HRC has a nice “Bring it” look. This is gonna get brutal.
The ENTIRE Giant’s secondary is out with groin injuries! Sounds like a confused Trump was loose on the sideline…
Dear god the man sniffs more than I do when I score a fresh batch of glue…
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DEM LIBTARD MODDERATERS WONT LIKE TRUMP FINNISH HIS TALK DEYS IN THE DA TANK FOR #KILLARY #MAGA #2A
#FREEPEPE
I like the Farmer’s Insurance spokesperson, I want to have a cup of coffee and Danish with him.
Only because you drank all the bourbon!
I keep remembering him from the show OZ where he was the lead aryan nation dude that repeatedly raped the main character in prison.