Your Super Entertaining Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.

NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.

No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!

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Romonobyl

So ODB has a sense of humor…go figure.

WCS

So, Eli’s going to lead a game-tying drive with 45 seconds or less to go, and the Packers will win in OT on an Elisha pick-six, right?

King Hippo

DAMN IT. My fantasy matchup did not need tightening. Mike Evans could still fuck me over with a monster game now.

Shogun Marcus

Fitbawl or dance recital? YOU DECIDE!

Senor Weaselo

Yes?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Full contact ballet could be pretty entertaining

WCS

NFL Rules 304: Catch; What Is It?

Sill Bimmons

This might be the most Eli game ever.

The Maestro

Also, as a known and reasonably proud Canadian: fuck the Toronto Blue Jays.

Senor Weaselo

I win, Sill! The Canadian agrees with me!

/Okay, the Canadian P*ts fan, but still! He’s from eastern Canada!
//Ignore the top slash line, Maestro

Sill Bimmons

Mine was more Fuck The Rangers.

I don’t really care about the Blue Jays.

Sill Bimmons

I guess if you’re going to sell out you may as well sell out to BMW and get some sweet wheels out of the deal.

http://www.vblurpage.com/images/song2_us_cd_promo_cover_big.jpg

The Maestro

Been drinking all day, but in addition to a shitload of beer and wine I also had 3 glasses of some fancyass port after thanksgiving dinner. And then watched the debate with my family.

What I’m saying is, if I die in my sleep overnight from alcohol poisoning, someone please sue Trump for me.

Romonobyl

You’re gonna have a great hangover…an AMAZING hangover.

Shogun Marcus

YUUUUGE! Just tremendous.

Sill Bimmons

SERIOUSLY one of the biggest of all time.

Shogun Marcus

You know nbc is pissed they can’t flex out Indy/??? next week.

Sill Bimmons

I’d rather remove my own eyes with tiny fishhooks than watch This Is Us.

Romonobyl

I prefer the version on BET called We be Dem.

Romonobyl

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Shogun Marcus

Didja think the problem with Mike & Molly was all the humor? Well…

King Hippo

yeah, this seems targeted toward our anti-demographic

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How is that not PI when being somewhere near the receiver gets called? He grabbed both arms with his back to the QB

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck Conor Barth

Croooow

How loudly are the fans demanding Gould’s return? I’m serious.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Inverse of the size of Trump’s hands

Croooow

A St. Louis Rams sweater? What?

Doktor Zymm

Sleepy time, this game is probably not going to be won by the Giants. That was a fun run to watch though.

Romonobyl

Oh yeah…there was also a football game.

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Fitting that the Rangers got eliminated in a one-run game considering they’d be living on those close wins all year.

Senor Weaselo

Counterpoint: Fuck the Blue Jays.

Sill Bimmons
Senor Weaselo

Touche.
Not that good of a counter-counter-counterpoint: I have sentimental reasons to root for the Rangers once the Yanks are out

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why didn’t this laundry fold itself while I was watching the debate?

Romonobyl

I’m still waiting for my dryer to auto-load.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Doktor Zymm

HILLARY DOESN’T WANT YOU TO HAVE DRYWALL ANCHORS!

Doktor Zymm

That creepy Clay Matthews commercial is still really damn creepy. He should run for president!

Dick E. Phuck

Now if only the Giants and the SAWX both lose then this baseball playoffs will be infinitely more interesting.

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I’m good with this.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Yeah, I didn’t watch a minute of SNF, but that stickball game was dope.

Doktor Zymm

So, I’ll be at over half done with my makeshift Dow Jones index by the end of the year. Hooray for savings!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, I quit, I went and got food and they are going over every line Clinton said looking for potential things that could have been incorrect in context if you look at it the right way and no mention of the guy who just lied for 90 minutes.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I worded that weirdly. I just went downstairs and heard it on another TV. Definitely didn’t drive.

Dick E. Phuck
WCS

Meanwhile, Canadia’s team just beat the Dubyas to advance to the ALCS.

theeWeeBabySeamus

/grumble grumble

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wait, what’s wrong with Fat Eddie Lacy? Do I need to pick up Starks? He should be easier to lift.

/shows self out

Senor Weaselo

Fuck you Donaldson.

Dick E. Phuck

That was a crazy ending to the Jays game.

Dick E. Phuck

How do we know Pepe isn’t Trump’s puppet master? Ppl forget that.

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White nationalism is fucking weird.

Doktor Zymm

I used to do that with Reese’s PB cubs, though I made the faux cup out of other wrappers, and I knew it wasn’t convincing because the weight was totally wrong. Of course, I also didn’t actually try to trick people with them, it was just some sort of weird artistic satisfaction thing.

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Based on what I see on Twitter about the debate, our next president will be a man named Ken Bone.

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So… it’s over?

Romonobyl

One way or another…

yes…

Sill Bimmons

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Romonobyl

MOM????

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The one thing that made me worry this debate, is the studio of “undecided” voters cheered every time Trump said something horrible even though they aren’t supposed to cheer.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wouldn’t worry about it, anyone who is undecided at this point is an idiot.

John Difool

It was CNN, you should worry..

theeWeeBabySeamus

Son of a MOTHER!!!
6 x 6 = 36
That’s an even dozen SHOTs!!!!!
Time to stop. I’m still conscious tho so fuck it. But I think I’m done for the night.]
Fuck you WP. I have made fire….on mah tits.
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Doktor Zymm

That looks like an E&M take home exam from my junior year in undergrad, except replace all the sums with integrals

Kungjitsu
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Try mobile

IronAvenger6491

All the Packers have to do is just run out the clock, cause the Giants ain’t scoring again in this game.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“We have a question on Twitter from Buddy Cole: Candidates, have you ever stuck a carrot up your ass, and if so, how much did you fit inside? Thanks xoxoxo”

Doktor Zymm

It’s too bad that badminton isn’t aired on TV more often, for no other reason than that it would be entertaining to hear the word “shuttlecock” used frequently

Romonobyl

Can somebody be grabbed by the shuttlecock?

Doktor Zymm

Tweet that to the candidates!

Shogun Marcus

Yes. I was being led to a bedroom by it. Delovely and delightful.

Sill Bimmons

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King Hippo

I wish someone had asked a fantasy question. I mean, with all the bye weeks coming up it IS topical as fuck

Sill Bimmons

Was placing a waiver claim for Paul Perkins the action of a desperate man or the action of THE MOAST DESPERATE MAN

King Hippo

dude, I started CJ Spiller last week and Cameron Meredith this week and got SMASHED each time. Life sucks.

Doktor Zymm

Trump’s entire team is on IR, he declared bankruptcy and now doesn’t have to pay his league entry fee for the next 20 years

Senor Weaselo

Or how to get their long-distance girlfriend to do anal.

Sill Bimmons

Becks needs to get rid of the Trump ‘do.

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Why aren’t these candidates talking about the REAL issues?

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Senor Weaselo

Make America dank again?

Sill Bimmons

Make America Jumpy And Nervous Again!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Trump’s campaign advisor sounds like an extra in Goodfellas.

Romonobyl

“Is that your pen? That’s a nice pen”.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Watching the post game coverage, “reporters” refusing to fact check anything, just an emotional response.

IronAvenger6491

What the fuck Giants.

IronAvenger6491

What the fuck Giants.

Romonobyl

How many times in your existence do you think you’ve made that comment?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“What do I respect about Mrs. Clinton? Them titties are bangin’, fo’ realz.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, I wish Hilldawg had answered that last question with “I respect how Trump cucked Ted Cruz”

JustStopDude

Very disappointed my twitter question asking how the candidates would fix the Cleveland Browns, was not asked.

Senor Weaselo

You should have asked if Joe Flacco is elite.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“I’d let ISIS have a pre-emptive strike”

ALXMAC
Redshirt

Oh my God, Trump actually said something genuinely nice about Clinton.

Did I have a stroke? Is this my dying dream?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

No he was trying to get one of Melania’s pubes out of his mouth.