Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt, I’m all ears and fingers.
NYG/GB-The qb Eli has not played well the last two weeks. He’s got an extremely talented trio of wr’s to go to but his throwing decisions tell me he’s 22 years old, not 35. Whatever. A much smarter qb-Rodgers-will pick apart a depleted Giants secondary to the tune of at least 3 scores through the air and I will hate everything and everybody. That sounds about right. Goddamnit! In other thingys-enjoy the implosion that may occur tonight during the debate.
No matter what occurs-KEEP THOSE FINGERS FLYING!
So ODB has a sense of humor…go figure.
So, Eli’s going to lead a game-tying drive with 45 seconds or less to go, and the Packers will win in OT on an Elisha pick-six, right?
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DAMN IT. My fantasy matchup did not need tightening. Mike Evans could still fuck me over with a monster game now.
Fitbawl or dance recital? YOU DECIDE!
Yes?
Full contact ballet could be pretty entertaining
NFL Rules 304: Catch; What Is It?
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This might be the most Eli game ever.
Also, as a known and reasonably proud Canadian: fuck the Toronto Blue Jays.
I win, Sill! The Canadian agrees with me!
/Okay, the Canadian P*ts fan, but still! He’s from eastern Canada!
//Ignore the top slash line, Maestro
Mine was more Fuck The Rangers.
I don’t really care about the Blue Jays.
I guess if you’re going to sell out you may as well sell out to BMW and get some sweet wheels out of the deal.
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Been drinking all day, but in addition to a shitload of beer and wine I also had 3 glasses of some fancyass port after thanksgiving dinner. And then watched the debate with my family.
What I’m saying is, if I die in my sleep overnight from alcohol poisoning, someone please sue Trump for me.
You’re gonna have a great hangover…an AMAZING hangover.
YUUUUGE! Just tremendous.
SERIOUSLY one of the biggest of all time.
You know nbc is pissed they can’t flex out Indy/??? next week.
I’d rather remove my own eyes with tiny fishhooks than watch This Is Us.
I prefer the version on BET called We be Dem.
Didja think the problem with Mike & Molly was all the humor? Well…
yeah, this seems targeted toward our anti-demographic
How is that not PI when being somewhere near the receiver gets called? He grabbed both arms with his back to the QB
Fuck Conor Barth
How loudly are the fans demanding Gould’s return? I’m serious.
Inverse of the size of Trump’s hands
A St. Louis Rams sweater? What?
Sleepy time, this game is probably not going to be won by the Giants. That was a fun run to watch though.
Oh yeah…there was also a football game.
Fitting that the Rangers got eliminated in a one-run game considering they’d be living on those close wins all year.
Counterpoint: Fuck the Blue Jays.
Counter-counterpoint:
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“Fuckface”
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Touche.
Not that good of a counter-counter-counterpoint: I have sentimental reasons to root for the Rangers once the Yanks are out
Why didn’t this laundry fold itself while I was watching the debate?
I’m still waiting for my dryer to auto-load.
HILLARY DOESN’T WANT YOU TO HAVE DRYWALL ANCHORS!
That creepy Clay Matthews commercial is still really damn creepy. He should run for president!
Now if only the Giants and the SAWX both lose then this baseball playoffs will be infinitely more interesting.
I’m good with this.
Yeah, I didn’t watch a minute of SNF, but that stickball game was dope.
So, I’ll be at over half done with my makeshift Dow Jones index by the end of the year. Hooray for savings!
Ok, I quit, I went and got food and they are going over every line Clinton said looking for potential things that could have been incorrect in context if you look at it the right way and no mention of the guy who just lied for 90 minutes.
I worded that weirdly. I just went downstairs and heard it on another TV. Definitely didn’t drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
Meanwhile, Canadia’s team just beat the Dubyas to advance to the ALCS.
/grumble grumble
Wait, what’s wrong with Fat Eddie Lacy? Do I need to pick up Starks? He should be easier to lift.
/shows self out
Fuck you Donaldson.
That was a crazy ending to the Jays game.
How do we know Pepe isn’t Trump’s puppet master? Ppl forget that.
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White nationalism is fucking weird.
Today’s lesson on how to be a dick:
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I used to do that with Reese’s PB cubs, though I made the faux cup out of other wrappers, and I knew it wasn’t convincing because the weight was totally wrong. Of course, I also didn’t actually try to trick people with them, it was just some sort of weird artistic satisfaction thing.
Based on what I see on Twitter about the debate, our next president will be a man named Ken Bone.
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So… it’s over?
One way or another…
yes…
MOM????
The one thing that made me worry this debate, is the studio of “undecided” voters cheered every time Trump said something horrible even though they aren’t supposed to cheer.
I wouldn’t worry about it, anyone who is undecided at this point is an idiot.
It was CNN, you should worry..
Son of a MOTHER!!!
6 x 6 = 36
That’s an even dozen SHOTs!!!!!
Time to stop. I’m still conscious tho so fuck it. But I think I’m done for the night.]
Fuck you WP. I have made fire….on mah tits.
Wait till Monday night:
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That looks like an E&M take home exam from my junior year in undergrad, except replace all the sums with integrals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
Try mobile
All the Packers have to do is just run out the clock, cause the Giants ain’t scoring again in this game.
“We have a question on Twitter from Buddy Cole: Candidates, have you ever stuck a carrot up your ass, and if so, how much did you fit inside? Thanks xoxoxo”
It’s too bad that badminton isn’t aired on TV more often, for no other reason than that it would be entertaining to hear the word “shuttlecock” used frequently
Can somebody be grabbed by the shuttlecock?
Tweet that to the candidates!
Yes. I was being led to a bedroom by it. Delovely and delightful.
I wish someone had asked a fantasy question. I mean, with all the bye weeks coming up it IS topical as fuck
Was placing a waiver claim for Paul Perkins the action of a desperate man or the action of THE MOAST DESPERATE MAN
dude, I started CJ Spiller last week and Cameron Meredith this week and got SMASHED each time. Life sucks.
Trump’s entire team is on IR, he declared bankruptcy and now doesn’t have to pay his league entry fee for the next 20 years
Or how to get their long-distance girlfriend to do anal.
Becks needs to get rid of the Trump ‘do.
Why aren’t these candidates talking about the REAL issues?
https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/785299905464111104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Make America dank again?
https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/784256004854730752
Make America Jumpy And Nervous Again!
Trump’s campaign advisor sounds like an extra in Goodfellas.
“Is that your pen? That’s a nice pen”.
Watching the post game coverage, “reporters” refusing to fact check anything, just an emotional response.
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What the fuck Giants.
What the fuck Giants.
How many times in your existence do you think you’ve made that comment?
“What do I respect about Mrs. Clinton? Them titties are bangin’, fo’ realz.”
Man, I wish Hilldawg had answered that last question with “I respect how Trump cucked Ted Cruz”
Very disappointed my twitter question asking how the candidates would fix the Cleveland Browns, was not asked.
You should have asked if Joe Flacco is elite.
“I’d let ISIS have a pre-emptive strike”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAWjSTwvroY
Oh my God, Trump actually said something genuinely nice about Clinton.
Did I have a stroke? Is this my dying dream?
No he was trying to get one of Melania’s pubes out of his mouth.