(Shout out to all the depraved lunatics who posted these in the original thread with one of their friends who had a stroke)
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hey Kubiak, is your favourite deep purple song Stroke On The Water?
Is your favourite coffee a Strokea Latte
Is your favourite Disney film Strokeahontas
Is your favourite carbonated beverage a Diet Stroke
Is your favourite swimming stroke the Stroke Stroke
If you moved to England would you live in Stroke-On-Trent? more like basingstroke
Kubiak’s favorite movie is THUNDERSTROKE. two halves enter, one half numbs
Is your favourite Batman villain The Stroker
If you were one of the deathly hallows would you be the invisibility stroke
with all these bad puns you’re going to give Kubiak another stro–oooh
We should take Kubiak golfing and add 1 to his total score.
If you plant Kubiak acorns can you grow a Stroak tree
Is your favourite Ricky Martin song Livin’ La Vida Strokea?
I think you’re missing the stroke.
Did anyone say how this whole thing is just stroking Kubiak’s ego?
Kubiak is a wizard. his magic word is strokus pocus
I don’t feel sorry for Kubiak having a stroke so much as I feel bad for the stroke having a Kubiak.
you should make a character on city of villains called iSchemeia
Is your favourite DC villain Deathstroke
Do you ever phone the speaking clock and when it says “on the third stroke…” say “But I’ve only had one so far!” and then laugh and drop the phone because your left side has gone numb?
Man, Kubiak, I really hope you don’t die before this joke does.

He lives! What a stroke of luck!
now Stroku’s Kubiak level is over 9000
He’s a vegetable, not a Vegeta.
That was a stroke of genius.
Stroketacular
a masterstroke?
I hope that he doesn’t have another one. It’d be horrible if I stroke too soon.
one time Kubiak was having a stroke. boy was his face red
Kubiak is like the England football team. Useless down the left hand side.
Yeah but their dribbling skills are world class.

Huh that’s weird, I can smell burning toast. OH GOD NOT ME TOO! Haha, no, my toast has burned. That is all. I am not having a stroke.
o—r stroke you think.

Dealing with Kubiak is a lot like dealing with politics. You’ll be fine as long as you remember that everything on the left is useless.
Kubiak is leaning more and more to the left these days.

I’m a little ashamed that my Diff’rent Strokes joke fell flat.
—We were a bit numb from the

Hey, Gary, the only time i get a stroke is when your mom is in town
Kubiak: pffft. so do I

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wait
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What Kubiak needs to celebrate the anniversary of surviving is a stroke cake. One side will be normal and the other side will be lopsided and runny.
—Jesus people, toughen up some. This joke was at my expense but y’all is twice as sensitive about it than I am!
—Which is saying something since only half you body is sensitive anymore.
—You should give him two thumbs up, just to rub it in.

Kubiak is lucky he had a stroke. Now he dosnt have to sit on his hand for 30 minutes to do The Stranger.

Kubiak took the Stroke command from his college rowing team a tad to seriously.
Kubiak could join the Olympic swim team if the pools were round.

I’d clap, but well.. you know

Kubiak could join the Olympic swim team if the pools were round.
—Yeah, and he already has an excellent stroke.

this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
—this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on one side.
—this thread makes me feel all warm and fffgggghhhhhh
—Nice
—Nggghhhhh

Well, Kubiak will always know what the sound of one hand clapping is.

This thread is going places.
— In circles

I’m stroking the bottom of the barrel here folks