Can you smell the weekend? What does it smell like? For some that experience that thing called “seasons”, it may have the odour of raking leaves. For you youngsters out there, perhaps the aroma of a failed bar pickup is invading your nostrils. For others, perhaps a trip to Bed, Bath And Beyond is stinking up your soon-to-be Saturday afternoon. My weekend is beginning to smell like delicious, delicious ‘by myself-ness’. So sweet… TO THE GAME!
Chi/GB-So it’s come to this. The Bears versus the Packers. Your narrative will be all about the history of this matchup because this game isn’t compelling. Despite the Pack missing rb’s Lacy and Starks, cb Shields, te Cook, wr Adams and a sense of purpose, they should pull this out. The 4th-rate backfield of recently-signed Knile Davis and recently-converted wr Ty Montgomery should get things done against a Bears D that gave up the ghost long before All Hallows Eve. With 5 losses at this point, the Bears are staring at a 1-7 mark heading into their bye-bye week because they get Minny next time around. The rarest of all sports-related phrases can now be uttered by the denizens of Chicago-“Well, at least we have the Cubs”.
There you have it-TYPE LIKE THE WONDERFUL RAGAMUFFINS YOU ARE!
PENALTY MARKER ON THE FIELD!
-just trying to rustle up some interest in the game
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Penalty saved us from a commercial
Thank heaven for baseball, this football game sucks even by Thursday night standards.
Bears are angry about Matthews spear.
Is that a reference to The Mammoth Hunters?
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OK, Green Bay. Prepare to be… Barkley’d.
Bears hold
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What’s the over/under on cheesemaking montages CBS shows during this game?
How many fish were thrown during the last Seahawks game?
Bears should go FULL HEEL TURN and just fuck a fucker up every goddamned play now. THEY TOOK OUT HOYER COUNTRY!!!
Fun fact, besides being a type of illegal tackle, the horse collar was also the invention that allowed agricultural productivity to rise to levels high enough to support the increasing population that spurred the Renaissance!
Yes, but both horse collars were adopted early by Cowboys.
Fun Fact: the Horse Collar also helped feed the myth that Roy Williams was actually a good safety.
Wow, that was a shitty penalty, especially given the receiver initiated the contact.
Oh fuck off. Seriously. That shit happens every play
It was nice knowin’ ya, fantasy saviour Cameron Meredith…
So you must have him in multiple LGs, cause I know yer still gonna win against me in DFO2 anyway…btw – how the hell are you 2-4?
My $$ league too. 2-4 because bad at teh fantasy.
I just put in a waiver claim for Barkley.
Maybe next week I’ll have a QB that plays!
Negative points are better than no points!
I need Dak to keep the job thru week 9
Looks like the Bearistocrats are back
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This should improve Alshon’s mood.
C’mon. You can’t destroy the hopes of Bears fans. Hoyer playing is proof that there is no hope in Chicago.
…And the Matt Barkley era begins!
Matt Barkley, huh?
/hits waiver wire
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Will never, ever get old.
Was thinking the exact same thing.
It never stops being funny.
Aside from football and the occasional 60 Minutes, I don’t think I’ve watched a CBS tv show in over a decade.
THE HOPES OF THE BEARS FANS HAVE BEEN CRUSHED IN THE FORM OF HOYER’S TINY BONES
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Matthews such a shit bag. Speared him there
So, are the Bears the thinly disguised Browns of the North?
That’s the first time anything in Chicago was described as “thin”
Nothing about the Bears can be described as “thinly.”
Yes and I told you my theory about how without 1985 they’d be considered equivalents.
Only if we find out that Virginia McCaskey has a secret life as a crime lord known as “Big Momma.”
Definitely not thinly…
HOYERDOWN!
And not in the good way.
Hoyer got destroyer’d.
And the refs missed the facemask.
If that was Rodgers getting hit, the flags would’ve been flying.
Wouldn’t count on it.
Who do they have now that Hoyer’s dead?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh, fuck, it’s Matt Barkley time
Hoyer : dead
5 people at the table next to me. Each ordered 1-2 drinks. 5 separate checks.
This sounds like the opening act of a true crime show about “The Server Murders.”
Huh. Gunter doesn’t look very Scandinavian.
oof da!
/smh
So Trump’s rally was a short distance from where I teach.
I let my class out early today. One of my students asked why. I said, “I’m gonna take a look at it, but I’ll keep you in suspense.”
It was mainly because traffic was horrific and I didn’t want to get stuck in it.
Sooo…did Jordan Howard lose his job to Ka’deem Carey between quarters?
John Fox seems to hate successful players whom he didn’t want to be successful.
Tosses never work against a 3-4 defense built on speed.
Especially when your tackles can’t run-block for shit.
I swear, Alshon Jeffrey is such a repeat offender at lining up offsides.
That happened to our WR in high school. ONCE. We ran and ran and ran and ran so much, no one EVER lined up offsides again.
He’s got to do something to keep himself entertained, what with being the only decent receiver on the entire team.
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There was probably no receiver in NFL history that was better at lining up than Michael Irvin.
Packers are really missing Jay Cutler in this game
`When in doubt, throw to the guy running the short slant.`
-Every OC in the NFL
That’s not a nice way to talk about Hines Ward.
How can a tech billionaire revolutionize medicine?
By knowing his limitations and staying in his fucking lane.
He creates mosquito killing lasers to help curb the spread of malaria?
That would be one way…
Toilets and condoms?
Gentlemen.
Would’ve been here sooner, but the wife wanted to have “a talk.”
Yes, “a talk.”
This one was particularly stupid, as she said it was a talk about what she could do to help me out with my teaching schedule, etc. I thought “the talk” was over, and so switched on the game. Then she gets up and says, “well, I guess we’re done talking.”
No shit.
This millenials-have-a-kid commercial for Mazda gives me second thoughts about forced sterilization.
Awright Howard, run for a 102 yard touchdown or somefuckinthing
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This just in: DaU and VT might be the ugliest pairing of two 4-2 teams in evar.
/remembers NCSU is also 4-2
//shuts up
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The RC: 306 horsepower, 306 tons of Lexus.
Da Bears
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Oh, honey, that’s BARELY a bear.
Oh no, I’m a bear?
Let me hear you say ‘rawrrr’
You owe make it snow a royalty.
Just saying.
Hell of a play by the bears there
Taking a time out to kick a 9-yard FG instead of a 14-yard FG?
Oh. Never mind. Took the timeout to fail from the 1. GOT IT.
GREAT DEFENSE BEARS!!!!!
Sweet mother of mercy. Fuck you, McCarthy.
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John Turturro’s early work?
With a moustache like that, he probably has a small enough dick to get anal quite often!
I’m really not sure whether to like this comment or shun you right now.
smgdh
WR off-tackle, NEIN!!