Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?
Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)
After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.
On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.
Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.
I caught this after watching MTWV’s Major League link. It’s hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOyTGfa6eo
I wrote that in 20 min in a text file 14 hours of football drunk with minimal editing. Sorry if there are errors.
A true tour de force.
That was actually really good.
I am gonna write 2 spec scripts to highlight what I think is wrong with all modern superhero/supernatural shows
Monkey Business: I have you trapped and handcuffed and I am gonna kill you unless you do my bidding. My plan is going forward.
MTWV: NOOOO!
MB: But I have you held hostage and have your friends and have a huge group of followers that I gained by threatening them. They must be loyal. Here, have a gun. ::gives gun for no reason:: Shoot me if you think I won’t kill your friends after I die
MTWV: ::holds gun at his face and shudders in fear and doesn’t fire:: I could never kill you. I have a code.
MB: I just saw you shoot 40 people
MTWV: I can’t shoot you though!
MB: HA HA HA! I knew it, you came to my side. You will exactly what I say from now on.
MTWV: But you are gonna destroy the planet. I can’t let that happen.
MB: ::slaps MTWV across the face:: You will do what I say.
MTWV: NEVER!
MB: I have a tiny dick
MTWV: How is that relevant to the conversation?
MB: I was just jealous of the 52mL guy so I haMonkey Business: I have you trapped and handcuffed and I am gonna kill you unless you do my bidding. My plan is going forward.
MTWV: NOOOO!
MB: But I have you held hostage and have your friends and have a huge group of followers that I gained by threatening them. They must be loyal. Here, have a gun. ::gives gun for no reason:: Shoot me if you think I won’t kill your friends after I die
MTWV: ::holds gun at his face and shudders in fear and doesn’t fire:: I could never kill you. I have a code.
MB: I just saw you shoot 40 people
MTWV: I can’t shoot you though!
MB: HA HA HA! I knew it, you came to my side. You will exactly what I say from now on.
MTWV: But you are gonna destroy the planet. I can’t let that happen.d to bring it up
MTWV: Really, smaller than that?
MB: ::hits with the butt end of his gun::
[cut to MTWV in front of his friends being held hostage]
MB: Your friend is just a pawn under me and you are now mine, join my side and die in a horrific fashion! … But on my terms, because fuck it I forgot to think the logic through. Did I mention my tiny dick?
MTWV: They will never give in to your rule, even if you kill me
MB: Maybe you will if I kill your friend tWBS ::shoots tWBS::
MTWV: YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU? Ok, I give into everything.
Epilogue
tWBS: ::wakes up in a body bag:: … OMG, I’m alive! And now I have the skills of a ninja
Sexy Coroner: Hey, whats up good looking?
Part 2 without the weird insert of part 1 in the middle for no reason
MB: ::slaps MTWV across the face:: You will do what I say.
MTWV: NEVER!
MB: I have a tiny dick
MTWV: How is that relevant to the conversation?
MB: I was just jealous of the 52mL guy so I had to bring it up
MTWV: Really, smaller than that?
MB: ::hits with the butt end of his gun::
[cut to MTWV in front of his friends being held hostage]
MB: Your friend is just a pawn under me and you are now mine, join my side and die in a horrific fashion! … But on my terms, because fuck it I forgot to think the logic through. Did I mention my tiny dick?
MTWV: They will never give in to your rule, even if you kill me
MB: Maybe you will if I kill your friend tWBS ::shoots tWBS::
MTWV: YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU? Ok, I give into everything.
Second story
Monkey Business: I have you trapped and handcuffed and I am gonna kill you unless you do my bidding. My plan is going forward.
MTWV: NOOOO!
MB: But I have you held hostage and have your friends and have a huge group of followers that I gained by threatening them. They must be loyal. Here, have a gun. ::gives gun for no reason:: Shoot me if you think I won’t kill your friends after I die
MTWV: ::shoots him in the face::
Ugh, I don’t understand when writers write shit that is absolutely fucking stupid and call it drama. This show is one of the worst offenders.
I had multiple conversations with girls!
They ask asked what I did and I downplayed the whole national defense thing because it’s not a turn on and I told them that I’m a dick joke blogger who has recipes.
We have new readers!
I think it was Mr winkles that did it.
Dear nice ladies yeah right met tonight. My joke earlier was vulgar and I am a terrible person, not yeah right. I wanted to end a list of boring stuff that happened on a joke.
I say boring but it was really fun all day
I really hope they’re not Rams fans. They may not like tomorrow’s Rams Bye Week update…
screw it. i’m sleepin…
may your dreams be filled with ties.
neck ties.
twist ties
tie ins
cher
bow ties
and hog ties.
Just got off a plane. Was this the will of the commentists to make this happen?
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/god_damn_right_breaking_bad.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb78rp0Yy31r76lino1_500.gif
I sometimes confuse bob barker and bob uecker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9myYc8Pn8o
So what I miss?
Oh.
A London game, no more explanation needed. An early slate with 10,000 unforced errors. It was fun to watch. Late afternoon games were meh. Then we here at the site magically willed a 6-6 tie to the late game.
In other news…. I think Zymm has someone passed out of her couch? I’m not sure, I missed 30 minutes and read all the comments in reverse order. BFC was traveling and hated it. Brick cooked chili and yeah right is trolling for strange in a hotel bar. I obviously was just here all day.
I can’t remember if yeah right is married, if so I take back my sarcastic version of what I said about him. He just went to a bar.
I fucked up meeting up with ThePirateSloth because I’m irresponsible
so i completely fell off the walking dead bandwagon, is it really worth getting back on?
did it make the rare tv comeback?
If you left during the farm season yes. Otherwise, no, it kept its flaws for the most part. There are a lot of bright spots but also a lot of bad.
I lost interest when the prison got blown up and they were all seperated, then a hospital,
fuck that was like 2 years ago. what the hell happened to my memory?
Allow me to just bash your skull in now and save you the trouble.
keeping the theme of the night going:
I’ve decided that my classy as fuck hotel bar drink of choice is the Manhattan.
Buffalo Trace please.
Classy!
Ok, since I am still laughing I am gonna watch John Oliver before I finish what I missed of TWD
Same here about TWD. I had to stop watching when (redacted) got bludgeoned. I expected/called (redacted) to get it, but not (redacted) even though that’s what happened in the comics. Well played TWD. G’nite, ya’ll.
ALXMAC Chuh Chuh
http://replygif.net/i/930.gif
Sharper’s Sleepers vs. King Hippo Chuh Chuh
232.40 Points 215.00
183.45 Orig Proj 253.78
232.40 Live Proj 215.00
DOH!!
the gif is so fucking hilarious in hindsight
“It ends here after 75 minutes of … ‘action?'”
HA!
Field Gulls
@FieldGulls
Seahawks all-time record vs Cardinals going into tonight was 17-17. Was set to break the tie. It remains tied.
I have a love hate relationship with hotel bars. It’s great that you meet random strangers and can stumble back to your room but it turns out some of the strangers are dick bags.
And then there are the good sexy strangers…
Stop talking about me.
I like to believe the collective will power of this board caused this.
AZ and SEA both, Monday film study….
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2747d93c95b5fa7ac38e98f7ff60b1a9/tumblr_muyvxzhub21swjvo2o1_400.gif
thank BLEERGH for the kickers, they won’t have to be there…
If this was the playoffs, it would’ve gone to triple overtime and we would’ve had an answer on if there’s a 2nd halftime.
Last team standing?
Also I just googled and apparently the answer is no, but there’s a re-kick like it’s the 3rd quarter. There’s another coin toss after the 4th overtime if something ever gets that far.
If it goes to 5 OTs, some players are going to die from exhaustion on the field.
https://twitter.com/EricJGarland/status/790405725847588864
Pete Carroll reaction dot gif (sorta)
“Both sides’ll be thinking long and hard about this one.”
Yeah, that’s about right, both these teams deserve a timeout.
THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD ABOUT THE CUBS V INDIANS WORLD SERIES
How many seals are there to be broken?
Put it this way…we’re screwed, hoard water.
Well, Arizona’s season is done.
Now I can go to work tomorrow and not be ashamed of half-assing it.
we should sell t-shirts for this. I WAS THERE.
http://www.customink.com/proof/yfy0-00at-0t67/04600/front/watermarked_big.jpg