Sunday Night FOOTBAW!! Game Thread – Week 7, 2016

Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?

Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)

After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.

On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.

Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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trollsoharduniversity

MOAR FOOTBAW!!!!!

The Maestro

Once again, I desperately am rooting for The Immaculate Tie.

theeWeeBabySeamus

God no….please, someone score and end this.

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know if I’d call it immaculate…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I know I feel very dirty for even having watched the 2nd half.

theeWeeBabySeamus

2nd and 30,000 feet, huh Cris.
NCSU would call a draw or a bubble screen. Playcalling ftw.

Senor Weaselo

2nd and 10,000? SUPER BLITZ!

Old School Zero

PLAY FOR THE TIE

WCS

1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!

Also, howdy.

blaxabbath

When the 0-3 Bills have 11 penalties, they’re sloppy. When it’s the darling CHOX, they’re a tough team.

Brick Meathook

watching this game:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

This really is a terrible game. I mean, that’s no big revelation. But some of you tried to guilt me into watching the first half of this shit instead of TWD. You should now feel shame. Just saying.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I know who died. I’ll tell you RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I went with you to watch! But my cable went out in the middle of an important scene so I came back to this

theeWeeBabySeamus

Whaddya wanna know?
😉

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know what you threatened. I lost it right after that but before the scene ended.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

Old School Zero

At least it’s almost over…

unless…

we go to overtime.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ur07sszi1qmt01xo1_400.gif

blaxabbath

My dispensary gives bonus points equal to how many points the Cards put up the night before.

A 28 point scoring blitz would be great right about now.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
theeWeeBabySeamus

Roethlisburger-esque….
Translation, leave no DNA, admit nothing.

The Maestro

I’d take Trent Dilfer over Russell Wilson any day on my team. They have the same number of Super Bowl rings, but Trent’s definitely had way more sex. Can’t dispute this logic.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hippo…any way we can re-recruit Hauschka? We’d be 5-2 right now if….

Sill Bimmons
blaxabbath

More Sill = More Hilarity!

Sill Bimmons

You really have nothing better to do?

Fine. I tried to respect you as an adult and hoped that you would let well enough alone.

But since you’re a child I am now forced to treat you like one.

I’m going to spam the shit out of every comment you make.

I’m going to spam the shit out of your stupid Quotables posts.

I’m going to do my best to ruin your experience here the way you’ve ruined mine.

This is fucking war, you worthless fuckweasel.

Sill Bimmons

Sweet. Lookin’ like free fitbaw. Woo.

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Sill Bimmons

Robin’s minstrels.

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know if we’ll be rejoicing after this one.

Croooow

Damn, I wanted 3-0 to stay.

The Maestro

Kill me pls

theeWeeBabySeamus

C’mon Steven….Wolven pride you pussy!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

DangeRuss looking Elite n shit.

blaxabbath

He has a Super Bowl. People forget this.

Redshirt

The Seahawks should’ve kicked the field goal on 1st down, before their offense could get a chance to get out of field goal range.

Brocky

Had something kinda like that happen in high school.

real defensive battle in the rain, 3-3 tie. using college-esque overtime rules, except we went from the 10.

other team went first, fumbled on their second play, our defense recovered. do we put our offense on the field and at least try for the go ahead touchdown?

coach says fuck that, we kick the field goal on 1st down (at a level of football were 27 yarders are not automatic thank you very much)

ballsiest call I ever saw happen in person.

anyways, the kick was good. and stuff.

I hope you have all enjoyed brocky’s unnecessarily detailed flashback. if you would like to hear more awesome stories, just click here: http://www.reasonstovotetrump.com/

Redshirt

3-3 tie?

Brocky

tie…. like the thing you wear around your neck?

like one that can be seasonally decorated?

like a pumpkin pattern for halloween?

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blaxabbath

Fiancee comes home. I tell her, “we’ll win as long as no stupid fucked up turnover happens or special team failure.”

Yep.

Sill Bimmons

This has been an awesome game if you hate the quarterback position.

Gratliff

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Unsurprised

*Ahem*

It’s DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK. Mr. DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK, Esq. if you want to be formal.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, but you also hate cheese, and puppies and kittens, and flowers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMAO

Old School Zero

Huge, if true.

blaxabbath

Instant Thought:

GAAYYYYYY!

Redshirt

For me it was Lisa Kudrow.

Sill Bimmons

For me it was Matthew Perry.

blaxabbath

HAHAHA! Another #SillZinger!

Sill Bimmons

Shut the fuck up and leave me the fuck alone, you poor, pathetic excuse for life.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t know what the rest of you homos are thinking. I’d take the trio and be the meat in the sandwich. Fuck…no one denies this.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m with Hippo on this. I just don’t get why other people like her.

Brocky

I’ve gotten shit for this before, but I kinda throw her in the same category as tina fey,

who i will say is attractive by normal society standards, but really doesn’t stand out in the entertainment industry.

Redshirt

You know in hindsight, maybe it was good thing that the Patriots won Super Bowl 49. It would be wrong for Seattle to be a two-time Super Bowl Champion.

Unsurprised

Get out

Gratliff

Russel Wilson is currently being outscored by Jay Cutler.

Sill Bimmons

Truly an epic bed-shitting on both sides.

Gratliff

I could have started 4th stringers from the Browns and Jags and accidented my way to a better score

Sill Bimmons

We’re not very good.

blaxabbath

The score of this game makes me wish they could generate weather, a la the Truman Show, inside NFL stadiums.

It’d look pretty dope in MIN.

Redshirt

In Heinz Field: “Cue the Monsoon.”

Unsurprised
theeWeeBabySeamus

I miss the days when the Cards and SeaTruthers were both predictably bad, instead of unpredictably bad. And I still haven’t gotten used to the Hawks in the NFC.

And speaking of which, the Astros belong in the NL, and the Brewers belong in the AL. All this switching around means I have to re-learn shit. I don’t like that.

Moar vodka pls.

The Maestro

CMONNNNN SAFETY

blaxabbath

That fumbled was…… dangeRuss.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Relax Richard. Mama Sherman has some Chunky Soup for you on the sidelines. You seem too tense.

blaxabbath

He’s gonna will this offense to a 12 yard completion.

Redshirt

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blaxabbath

You know who would have been a factor in this game?

Marshawn Lynch.

Senor Weaselo

Would he been about that action… boss?

Brocky

evning fellow people who did not watch the chicago bears live today. how are things?

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also, snl was surprisingly great last night

Old School Zero

ANY QUESTIONSSSS?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It was. Alec as Trump is great. Black Jeopardy was also pretty good. That one was weird but worked.

And is it just me or is Cecily Strong getting hotter?

Redshirt

That Black Jeopardy one had me rolling.

Gratliff

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theeWeeBabySeamus

What is…Jon Gruden castrates self with kettle bell?

Unsurprised

We’re not that lucky

Redshirt

You know its sad with 3-0 is an insurmountable lead.

blaxabbath

It was when Ryan Lindley was QB. In the playoffs. On the road.

Unsurprised

I thought the Browns already lost today.

blaxabbath

Has CLE color rushed yet? They should just wear Indians uniforms.

Unsurprised

Today would have been perfect too. Kill two birds with one horrible idea since the Browns color rush looks like a wave of diarrhea – the kind that skyline chili produces.

blaxabbath

I hope the rest of the NFL watches this blueprint on how to defeat SEA.

blaxabbath

Seeing Wilson without his mobility makes me excited for the last four years of his crippling contract.

blaxabbath

Handicap kids playing at the half.