Sunday Night FOOTBAW!! Game Thread – Week 7, 2016

Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?

Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)

After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.

On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.

Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My internet died and I missed the second missed chip shot. I am so pissed right now.

Brick Meathook

THE ONLY WINNER IS MY PAN ON MY STOVE:

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The Maestro

THE IMMACULATE TIE!!!!!!!

Dunstan

Yessssss…. excellent.

Brick Meathook

That’s a quality tie.

Sill Bimmons

No matter that nobody won, what really matters is that both of these execrable fan bases went through a football hell I can’t even begin to imagine.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Everyone involved with this game, including the beer vendors, deserves to be beaten with a baseball bat.
Holee shit.

ThePirateSloth

I have no words.

Senor Weaselo

All right, first kicker to hit wins. We’ll start at 20 yards and move in.

Gratliff

ONE LAST FAIL MARY

trollsoharduniversity

Can someone please make a GIF of Pete Carrol’s reaction? So great

Gratliff

WELP

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wolven shame.
Holy shit.

Claymaker

I feel… whole inside.

WCS

Okay, when do I wake up and tell everyone about this insane dream I just had?

Brick Meathook

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Sill Bimmons

this isn’t really happening

trollsoharduniversity

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH LORD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/gets thrown out of house

ThePirateSloth

God dammit

ballsofsteelandfury

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!

Senor Weaselo

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Ayo

lol

Dunstan

LOLWUT

Redshirt

YES, YES, OH GOD YES!

The Maestro

GOD IS DEAD

Redshirt

I guess the Seahawks offense was resting for 4 1/2 quarters.

Senor Weaselo
Claymaker

Fuck

Mr. Ayo

69? 69!

Brick Meathook

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WCS

All I’ve seen of this “game” is the last five minutes of regulation, and OT. I can’t tell if this is awesome or awful. Awesomely awful? Awfully awesome?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes

Mr. Ayo

Yes

trollsoharduniversity

Why did Arians run the next play so quickly? Shouldn’t he have waited to see if there was a booth review?

ballsofsteelandfury

Because he’s Arians. He should have kicked in first down.

Brocky

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Gratliff

…Has there always been a 2minute warning in OT?

trollsoharduniversity

It almost never gets to that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I can’t believe I’m still watching this shit.

Senor Weaselo

But now it just got good again!

blaxabbath

Cards season ends with a tie.

And, frankly, they deserve for the year to be over if they can’t win this game.

blaxabbath

Seattle is so playing for the tie.

ballsofsteelandfury

They want to get to the next quarter!

Gratliff

I’m okay with this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jodi Arias says it’s time to go for the throat….but holy fucking shit.
/obscure reference maybe
//that bitch is cray cray

Goddamn this game.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

LMFAO

trollsoharduniversity
Sill Bimmons

no fuckin way

Brick Meathook

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! DOINK!!!!!!!!