Two games? The stupid NFL lucks out sked-wise because they both should be interestifying. Still, two games? TO THE TWO GAMES!
SD/Den-Despite fantastic play from qb Rivers the Chargers look like the children’s book, “The Little Engine That Couldn’t Quite Get Up The Hill Even Though He Received Lots Of Encouragement From People That Weren’t Aware Of The Train’s Inherent Limitations”. It’s a bitter-sweet allegory concerning you and your parent’s expectations of you. Perhaps rook de Bosa continues on his tear and gets the D going in the right direction (my money is on “NO”-he’s going to burn out at some point). Moving on. Broncs rb rook Booker gets his first big taste of a below-average NFL D. He’ll be spelled by backup Kapri Bibbs. Don’t ever forget about this guy. I can’t. Just saying his name reminds me of Capri Sun, baby bibs and nipples being forced into my mouth. Good Times. He might be my new favourite player.
GB/Atl-Oh Christ! I just came across the fact Falcons HC Quinn brought in some Special Forces guys to talk about “accountability and how it relates to everyone on the team”. This is the coward that didn’t have balls to go for it on 4th down in OT that resulted in a loss to the Chargers last week. WEAK! AS HELL! I should give some credit where it is due-political commentators and Hakeem Olajuwon have praised his pivot game. Packers-wise, Cobb has been ruled out and the Packers look to be almost done in a division where Minny is running away and the Lions are cautiously circling around competency, wondering if it will bite back.
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fuck shit damn hell
In a grand suckoff, who would win, Semen or Melvin??
Pretty sure Detroit’s incompetence was confirmed today.
If the Cubs lose tonight, at least Chicago has the Bears vs. Minnesota on MNF… uh.. wait. Maybe they should just declare a state of emergency now and get ahead of things a bit.
ya know, those sloppy, juggled catches are so much more entertaining than the professional, clean catches
Semen should have 4 or 5 INTs today. Chargers apparently got their Halloween Butterfingers early.
I want the Chargers to win this one just to win it, but also to say that Oakland took the top of the AFC West from the Broncos.
only a matter of time. Semen might as well be shaving points.
hate to admit that I’m out of the loop, but who is “semen”?
Donks QB Trevor Siemian
What Donald Trump calls the infamous dress.
Hand. It. Off.
hand it off to Booker twice
a small piece of advice for the next time Donks are inside the 10…run the fucking thing
I may have to splurge this year: https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/drinks-by-the-dram/the-bourbon-advent-calendar/
Yes. Give us a day by day update.
CHRIST, TREVOR.
semen ded
I WANT NACHO BACK
JEEBUS, TREVOR
Joey Bosa is like a cheat code in madden
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to punch 76,000 people in the face before, but that incomplete chant in Denver is just the worst.
Seriously. One of the douchiest non-racist chants in sports.
I agree and it’s my side
man, it’s serious enough Philip isn’t making a Laserface
oh shit, WADE??
Oh shit, Wade Phillips. I hope he’s okay.
That’s scary. Hope it’s nothing serious.
That pick six by Roby may be the end of the game for the Bolts. Offense looks terrible today.
Gah, just walked back in to see a floatception. HORSEFEATHERS!
thank BLEERGH for Bradley Roby!!!
Geronimo Allison.
Who is someone on ZERO fantasy teams?
Mrs Cola and I are expecting a child. Geronimo was a great name I said. I was denied.
UGH this day (aside from the glorious TIE)
PLEAZ empty hand…
redzone is best when its three games. 2 games has gaps
close. I would say 4 is perfect. 2 and 2, 20 minute gap between start times. 4:05 and 4:25.
I am trying to decide between falling asleep during the afternoon games I don’t care about or falling asleep during the baseball game like I have the last 2 times I tried to watch. I am leaning towards the former, I can just ignore the baseball and watch Westworld
I’d recommend Westworld but the London game means 14-hour window is MANDATORY
I thought we had a pass to skip a game if it is NFC East
/shows replay of TD
//makes reference to Clinton-Dix
[Clinton-Dix has no responsibility on the play]
“I was told by the guys in the van that Dix had something to do with the play-you guys suck, not me.”
-Troy Aikman
soooooo, my favourite team is gonna lose at home to King Laserface, I’ll be out of Survivor Pool, and my money league team loses its 3rd straight to be almost surely out of playoffs at 4-4.
oh, and my kid was upstairs watching videos in my room earlier, and ate a goddamned CUPCAKE in my bed. But she swears she made no crumbs (without a plate, because she’s a fucking magician I guess).
and my PeyPey neck hurts.
Maybe God would like to shit in my mouth while he’s at it.
Daughter (player of el futbol) was asked at dinner where the 2nd set of keys to her car are currently located.
Current status: Unknown.
“They’re somewhere in my room, I think.” is NOT an acceptable answer when they should be on a hook next to the keys for the rest of the LemonJello fleet. I explained this. There were tears. None of them were mine.
tl;dr Kids are the goddamn worst.
Our only hope in the AFC to down the Greatriots is…Oakland.
Peak 2016 has been reached.
In the Insanity League, Derek Carr gave me 87.8 points. Holy shitballs.
Got 30ish each from JJ Nelson and Rob Kelley, who I snatched off waivers Wednesday morning and starter before their more prominent roles announced!
Oh great-Gabriel blows his horn.
I am questionable for this. I burned the fuck out of three of my fingers making brunch for friends. (was I stoned? yes. half bottle of wine deep? yes.) typing fingers damaged. Maybe more weed and booze would help.
when in doubt, ALWAYS double down
“We’re here for you, buddy.”
-more weed and booze
ur leaving out pills, no balance ,, smh
WHO??
24 penalties, and Oakland somehow fucking pulls out the win. Today is not real life.
JDR IS A NO FUN ASSHOLE AND THE DONKS ARE REALLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
He has blatantly defied the preordained narrative despite ALL of Bleergh’s warnings. He will be dealt with.
BREAKING: The Raiders narrowly defeat their penalty count in overtime, 30-24.
BLEERGH watch over me as I begin my trek back to NoVA. Thankfully (?) I have satellite radio to follow one of the late games.
Welp, at least there’s beer waiting on me at my destination.
satellite radio is actually pretty fun way to follow, especially when just two games in the window
Riverboat Del Rio!
How could the Falcons D have possibly seen those passes to Nelson?
Jordydown for those who need to know.
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease tie.
Worse studio team; Fox or CBS?
Yup.
yes
Hey, military, just like football!
http://p.fod4.com/p/media/08b93f0123/eKTJdjIERZG5ZJH0Najf_j8.gif
My girlfriend, who knows nothing about the NFL or its personalities, just saw Rob Ryan on the Bills’ sideline and said’ “Why is the Big Lebowski coaching a football team?”
Oh, Seabass.
So Dok, what are your impressions of my fair state thus far (IAH notwithstanding)?
http://th46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Misc/th_tumblr_mgal8g992v1qlvie8o1_r3_400_zps75746c26.gif
Hey cool. Some dude named Swearengen plays for AZ.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpn1mukMig1qdyagco1_500.jpg
Fuck you for that banner pic
Shit, I ran outta wood (giggity) sooner than expected. smgdh.
Measure twice…you know the rest.