Man, it’s already Week 9? Where did the time go? [looks at several empty bottles of scotch on the mantle] Oh, right. TO THE GAME!
Atl/TB-The Bucs D was on the field for a leg muscle-sapping 94 plays last week against a high-powered Raiders team-now they get the Falcons and their 30+ points per game O. This might not turn out well. But at least they can depend on the running game? Hah! The starting guy-no matter who he is-is a fourth stringer. I’m hoping it’s Antone Smith, the guy I picked up in my deep fantasy league when I was forced to drop Mr. Jamaal Charles. The “Glass Half Full Report” tells me that the fella has 4.3 forty speed and if qb Winston is forced to check down because the entire Falcons secondary is hanging around with wr Evans, then maybe something good might happen. The other secondary, especially cb Grimes, is hoping that wr Julio is limping and won’t take them down to the schoolyard. Look for a few longer shots from qb Ryan though. Pro Football Focus rates him as the best deep passer in the league and of his 721 yards on passes over 20 yards Julio has 39% of them. Hey Matty, as you learned last week, wr Sanu just might be open.
There it is. Oh, one other thing. Be sure to check out Free Ballin’ Football’s latest podcast here. Did Bill’s rash finally clear up? Did Nick really hit on his girlfriend’s mother at the Halloween party? Has Josh’s anti anti-deodorant protest alienated even more co-workers? Will Tim’s step-uncle finally sit him down for “the birds and the bees” talk? For the answer to these questions and some salient jibber-jabber about NFL football give ‘er a listen with the old ear holes.
LET’S DO THIS!
I found the remote before they talked about the goddamned Cubs, and I was really proud of myself. Now, as to why I didn’t have it muted all along??
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If I didn’t read you guys bitch about the announcers I wouldn’t even know they exist.
Frodo lives!!
Why do tighty whiteys have all the stitching up front for valve release when I just pull down the waist band to pee? The stitching always ends up pinching the junk at other times, like when I’m about to approach the bench, or stand up to address jury. Hard to scoop it outta there discreetly.
I like how she scoops it outta there
I own about 15 pairs of one type of Jockey boxer brief and I absolutely refuse to wear anything else.
Wear them on your head. You’ll win every case.
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Why are you a grown man wearing tighty whiteys?
Good point!
This game…in gif form….
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It’s like Kim Kardashian giving birth.
Ahhhh the Preakness…where white suburbanites act in such a fashion that if any city resident did the same, they would be calling for the Air National Guard to do bombing runs up and down Gay Street.
That wasn’t the KY Derby?
FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL!
Oh also: Fuck CJ Spiller just because.
He’s on the Jest now. He can’t hurt anyone anymore.
Only because Jets fans aren’t people.
MEH, I THOUGHT HIS ASS WAS A BIT LOOSE., ESPECIALLY NOW THAT MY ICON IS REGULAR SIZED.
RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM I CALL IT TOMMY LEE’S SEX TAPE BECAUSE IT HAS FAKE TITS ALL AROUND IT AND A BOAT FILLED WITH GIGANTIC DICKS
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THAT’S A FUCKING CATCH NOW?!?
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Hey Dez and Megatron…THAT was a catch. TOTES
Who is going to have the ugliest TNF uniforms?
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Chiefs have my vote…
Nice to see they left out the center square in honor of Paul Lynde.
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Moose is in a particularly romantic mood tonight. Lookit the happy honeymooners!!
I refuse to believe those are real.
certainly worthy of a union grievance even as a joke
WHA??????
“Thursday Night Football: 20 years ago, Michael Irvin would have been spit-roasting a hooker with Charles Haley now”
Would have?
“Thursday Night Football: It’s 10 PM, do you know your children’s Adderall is?”
Sold it to a law student for booze money
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Matt Ryan’s hips don’t lie?!?
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R-T-D, Super Raider Genius!
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They could show an ISIS beheading video instead of the second half and get better ratings
How many fantasy points in Insanity League??
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72 virgins
*Krieger “only so erect” gif*
YOU LIKE THAT MOOSE? HUH?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsB7UQ8BlE0
But seriously, think I figured out that avatar thing.
You’re next, Sharkbait.
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FEELS GOOD MAN.
THANK YOU!!
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Michael Irvin dressed in teh dark tonight. Also, he’s a fucking asshole.
He never even once offered to share any blow, either.
TNF:
Kinda glad I dont get NFL network at work and therefore dont have to watch this “game”
Relax fuckers; HE’S A DOCTOR!
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NBC paid money for the rights to this shit?
Plus, in Los Angeles anyway, this game most certainly is not being broadcast on KNBC, which is not an affiliate but is owned and operated by NBC.
SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS HERE. WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS.
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TNF: Mistakes Were Made.
That is perfect, because everything about the NFL is committed to rejecting any responsibility or admission of anything.
Trying to follow this comment thread is like trying to teach Anderson Cooper how to lead a gangbang!
Sorry, I can’t fix the size.
Honey, you’ve posted enough jacking material, you could have a 7”x7” of Goatse and I’d be okay with it!
That there Westworld show got me thinkin’ – if I had money, and the technology was there, what kind of alternative universe caper would I want to go on with a sexbot?
I came up with living my own version of “Drugstore Cowboy” back when security was a far simpler endeavor. Yinz?
Well, it would be a HippoBot (TM).
Westworld seems like a really dumb idea, but sexbots!
Was that a parody?????
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He’s MIKE JAMES, bitch!!!!
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You know, if I wanted my fix of sexual assault on Thursday night TV, I used to have to watch Cosby Show reruns.
oh shit, I just took 3 Benadryl
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Al Michaels: From “Do you believe in Miracles?” to “Do you believe this shit?”
I’ve been watching this game for 30 minutes and just noticed that Collingsworth & Michaels are the announcers. WTF?
Stolen prescription drugs?
Yes, please.
easy for them to just fade into background noise, unlike Pheeel and Jeeeem
NBC bought the rights for half the Thursday night season
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Peter Gabriel and speed? Get outta here.
“Thursday Night Football: It was this or Girls Gone Wild ads”
“Thursday Night Football: We’d tell you more about Josh Brown, but we’ll dangle something shiny in your face instead!”
Matt Ryan can only ejaculate while listening to “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard”.
what a coincidence, Marc Trestman can only ejaculate…
So better skrip klubs, Tampa, Atlanta or Houston?
Do you prefer crabs, ass, or cocaine?
Yes
Cocaine on ass.
Provo, UT
Always appreciated a good inbred ankle
Ah, a meth man
God, this is sad if not spam.
http://provo.backpage.com/Strippers/
Did I click? Yes
I enjoyed that they are hiring strippers on Guam.
Jesus H. Robert Henry Fucking Christ, talk about doubling down on stupid.
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He was at CNN bitching about BillyBob, he can just repeat same crap re HillyBob.
commercial just tried to convince me HODOR plays chess. And speaks whole sentences.
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“Thursday Night Football: Now Uncle Bill can complain about ‘the blacks’ three nights a week!”
5 in the South (except when they play HS football on Tuesday or Wednesdays, then it’s ALL WEEK! YEEHAWWWW!)
HAIL BLEERGH, SEER OF ALL FORMATIONS!!!
“Thursday Night Football: Daddy Drinks Because He Loves You”
“I think Kyle Shanahan’s near the top of the list for guys who’ll get an interview for a head coaching position at the end of this season.”
“Yeah but you know, the season didn’t end so well for the Falcons last year…”
/Matt Ryan immediately gets sacked and fumbles the ball away
//SCHADENFREUDE
well FUCK YOU Matty Ice, that -40 will make sure I lose to DonT in Insanity now
I lost to Don T by less than a point. Fml
“Thursday Night Football: Your Marriage Was Already Shitty, Don’t Blame Us”