Your Second Round of Sunday NFL Action

Mia/SD-The Fins have won 3 in a row to get to .500. It’s probably just a coincidence that second year rb Ajayi started getting meaningful carries at the start of this run. Sometimes the key to winning (and perhaps saving your ass) is just sitting and staring at you from the bench, huh, HC Gase? Thanks to a 196 yarder posted last week against the Titans, Charger rb Gordon has vaulted into 3rd place in rushing with 768.

Dal/Pit-Things hang in the balance for a Steelers team that is coming off a division loss and is now 4-4. A reduction in the amount of mental errors and finding a way to cover the opposing tight end would go a long way towards getting the V. The Cowboys have the look of a team powered by youngsters with tons of energy that hasn’t been smacked in the face yet. Dallas in a squeaker?

SF/Ari-The Niners give up an average of 182 yards on the ground. The Cards have an elite running back. Hopefully the Arizona coaching staff has watched some game tape of their opponent and can figure out that 2 + 2=4.

Have at it my precious children-TYPE!!!!

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Spur

High schools in Texas have nicer stadiums then where the Steelers play.

litre_cola

High schools in Texas have more fans that where the San Diego Chargers play.

Spanky Datass

Are you saying they are behind the times and need to ketchup?

laserguru

I’m seriously considering not caring about this sport anymore.

I’ll still hang out here but it’s just not worth getting worked up over.

When you watch a back-up, to a back-up to a back-up offensive tackle get carted off the field you should probably stop giving a shit.

When does spring training start?

Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

I was hoping this was gonna be a home game for Dallas. I was really looking forward the THE BEN’s yelp review of the AT&T stadium’s rest room facilities.

JustStopDude

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blaxabbath

ANY GAME AGAINST THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS, I CALL IT A SCRIMMAGE BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THAT TEAM HAS ANY INTEREST IN THE SCORE OF THE GAME AND THE ROSTER IS MADE UP OF JV PLAYERS.

Doktor Zymm

At the bar, got cheese curds, cause why the hell not, I’ve lived in the midwest for 8 years now, I should adapt to the local fat guzzling ways!

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One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
ONE OF US!

Doktor Zymm

I still don’t care about the Cubs, but these are tasty.

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Latest actions not withstanding, Wisconsin delivers some good things.

Doktor Zymm

I’m entertained by how it’s a sort of default vacation spot for people in Chicago, and they somehow feel obligated to bring back treats for people at work, as if they’d gone somewhere noteworthy.

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Mid-western folks are a kindly, generous folk. Again, latest actions not withstanding.

I actually prefer Michigan as a weekend vacation spot and they have tasty beers to bring back.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No…no you really shouldn’t. Your coronary arteries will thank you later.
I’ve been fighting falling back into that southeast deep fried thing for a while now.

Doktor Zymm

I need padding for the coming winter. Also, given my family history, I don’t really need to worry about heart disease, it’s the diabetes gonna get me. Or anemia.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I read that as “paddling”.
LMFAO….thought this was going down an interesting road early. 😀

Doktor Zymm

I’m not THAT drunk yet.

Spur

Zeke is feasting early.

blaxabbath

WHERE ARE MY POLITICAL ADS DURING COMMERCIALS??!!!

litre_cola

I hope this will do.

Did you know my aunt’s sisters friend’s dog walker make $1000 an hour at home? YOU CAN DO IT TOO! Just send your credit information and let the money start rolling in.

blaxabbath

The closest comparison to that spam i can think of on TV is for online high schools. It’s always like, “IT’S FREE! JUST LOGIN TO ONLINEHIGHSCHOOL57.COM AND SIGN UP TODAY!”

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Burned into our motherfucking souls.

litre_cola

Have to say that the CFL games on in the background have been quite good this weekend. It is playoffs after all.

SOMEONE KICK A ROUGE!

JustStopDude
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, PHX. Looks about right.

Spur

You know Zeke is a tough mofo if he lays the hurt on Mitchell and not the other way around

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Shogun Marcus

Dear Maya Angelou,
Your time has passed, your delivery is like a dial tone, and frankly your writing was never that strong to begin with. You got lucky, good for you.

Old School Zero

…what?

Shogun Marcus

She’s shilling for something or other that’s been all over the teevee. It’s like draino for the soul.

Old School Zero

Ah, annoying ads. Got it.

Unsurprised

La-di-fucking-da, Mr. Moneybags

blaxabbath

Got home. Turned on the Cardinals game. First play was a missed obvious PI call.

What else would I expect? But let’s act like we don’t know why NFL ratings are down.

litre_cola

Wasn’t going to drink today but here we are wine fridge, here we are.

Romonobyl

Read my mind.

Unsurprised
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, my “week off” is looking quickly to become 4.5 days off. Sheesh.

Romonobyl

This de-escalated quickly.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

LE’VEONDOWN!!!! FEED HIM!!

JustStopDude

I’m afraid of what Trump repealing Obamacare will do for America…like who is going to pay for the Parkour injuries throughout America?

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/fafa9d85b0/7XbjDrR1ThyzJqZTBLhA_Parkour%20Brick%20Leap.gif

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Mexico, of course.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

To be fair, dental is a separate plan under Obamacar

Old School Zero

SD/MIA is almost to the 2nd quarter, and TEN/GB is only to the 2 minute warning of the 4th. Jaaaayyyyssus.

Unsurprised
Brick Meathook

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Shogun Marcus

I sincerely do not want my team anywhere near the playoffs.
/’member your division?
//ooh I ‘member!!!
…fuck

Spur

Damn, you could see that fumble coming a mile away,

Smithchez

Dak? Dack. Ack. ACK ACK ACK

http://i.imgur.com/9WZXD8S.jpg

Unsurprised

I believe this is what you’re looking for.

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Smithchez

That’s the one

Romonobyl

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theeWeeBabySeamus

da Fuq Dok?????? New avatar?????
I didn’t need this confusion today. Holee sheeeit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, you can fuck off too. You changing yours was bad enough. Who is this angry red guy…was my first thought. Fuck all of ya’s…Imma change mine too then. Sadly, not many variations of teh Seamus Baby.

Unsurprised

Olivia Wilde is a goddess

Romonobyl

I think I’ll go play with the dog outside for a few hours…

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

That was the first image that came up for Chernobyl wolves

Spur

I haven’t kept up because fuck the Steelers, how is their run D?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Stillers defense do a good?

blackroseMD1

Apparently Chargers WRs and TEs have passed a moratorium on making catches today.

Old School Zero

“It counts if it bounces off my chest, right?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THAT’S WHAT SHEEEEEEEEEEE SAID!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pictured above….
WCS/balls celebrating a win over the Factory. Because, you know….didn’t get the win over the Ravens.

I will now hide in the corner to avoid a beating.

Doktor Zymm

Someone near my has named their wifi “Grindr Dedicated Wifi”

Unsurprised

Seems reasonable

Romonobyl

Erin Andrews is wearing my grandmothers couch covers as a jacket. Not that fetching.

Smithchez

Did John Fox just call a timeout out of spite?

fleshwound_NPG

Bears down 36-10. :27 left

(calls timeout)

Lovie tribute?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ain’t care.

Spur

Cowboy haters you ready?

Doktor Zymm

Damn right I am! Oooh, maybe I’ll walk to the Steelers bar!

Doktor Zymm

!!!! THE LIONS ARE AT THE TOP OF THE NFC NORTH!? HAHAHA, OH DEAR!!!!

Romonobyl

Well, even the Special Olympics has a winner.

Unsurprised

Truly, these are the End Times

Doktor Zymm

In honor of the NFC East being awesome, I am currently wearing a flannel shirt that also was at it’s best in the early 90s.

Romonobyl

I think I still have my old parachute pants hanging in the closet. I’m sure they’ve shrunk over time, though.

Doktor Zymm

GO STEELERS AND MELVIN GORDON IS AWESOME.

These are my opinions re:thelategames

Old School Zero

This new avatar makes me think you’re evolving into Captain Doktor Zymm

Doktor Zymm

I’m a DoktARRRRRRR

Old School Zero

Oh that is fantastic.

Senor Weaselo

I laughed harder at that than I should have but nobody at the bar looked at me so it’s okay!

Romonobyl

I’m still a little partial to Book Depository Kitty, but that’s just me.

Old School Zero

KC and Denver escape. Darn.

Gratliff

Alright, Leodis. I’ll forgive you being an awful corner for that pick.

Trevor Semen

Noice

Trevor Semen

Shit

Trevor Semen

Noice

Old School Zero

Root veggies roasting in the oven, pot roast prep done, Chargers ready to harass Tannehill, and the first Brown Shugga of the season. What a lovely day.

Spanky Datass

Tell me you found some of these so I can be EVEN MORE JEALOUS!
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Old School Zero

I did not see that today, but I’ll be looking for it next time, that’s for sure.

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