Overall, I didn’t mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that’s what I like the most about this community. [doesn’t start to tear up, ’cause that’s for weenies] TO THE GAME!
Sea/NE-If you’re in the mood to see a never-ending loop of a Malcolm Butler interception, boy, have I got a game for you! I should give the guy credit though-he’s a Pro Bowler that has improved every game. He has a measly 33% catch rate and has allowed only 145 yards, the majority of which were against Antonio Brown. So if you’re starting Seattle wr Baldwin, it may be in your best interests to look elsewhere-Kearse looks like a good option if you were foolish enough to draft both starting Seahawk wr’s. Look, I don’t particularly like either of these teams but this looks like a great game. Enjoy, fans of football!
Gentlemen/ladies-START YOUR KEYBOARDS!!!
Sweet Monday. Fuck.
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Kelley O’Hara gif before I take off because everyone else is gone
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Good night, MTWV
I have yet again spent hours upon hours helping set up a website for someone with no hope of being paid, this time it was my dad learning it while creating. He picked up the basics in a few weeks (honestly a huge portion on his own, I just have to explain “why”) when I have spent more than a year teaching other older people. It is a beta site and doesn’t comply with federal requirements yet but it is a beta and when it goes live it only has an email form submission for now. The real work will happen later, I don’t know all the federal rules for investment companies but if they are anything like HIPPA they are a bitch to deal with.
I should give my dad more credit, he is doing it mostly on his own. I just have to be there anytime he has a question or problem he can’t figure out and explain what each line of code is doing in language that makes sense to him. That sounds worse than it seems as I type it out.
Lindsey Vonn suffered an upper arm injury after slicing open her hand earlier and nearly getting it bitten off between them? Well, I’m guessing that those hands might not be the magic workers they’re cracked up to be.
The best part of not watching porn is that I have fewer chances and less overall time per day to spend reflecting on what a loser I am.
Goddamn, DFO is finally 100% again. You’ve outdone yourselves in the comments tonight.
Westworld. Wow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
Touchdown Seahawks?
This sure was a “shit the tub” kind of game.
Because, yknow, my daughter shit in the tub a couple hours ago.
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God damn Porky, you are the best
So there is guy who I have played poker with that has a legitimate shot at getting famous (he’s in a Seth McFarlane show starting next year). I am genuinely rooting for him to make it because he is a nice enough guy and also so I can tell people about the time I got him to push against a royal flush I was holding.
I’m sincerely happy for your friend, doubly so for your chance at gloating, but I’m still not gonna watch the show.
You can’t tell me that after American Dad you won’t at least give a McFarlane show a chance, at least.
It had its moments, but I just can’t stand hearing his voice any more. It’s not even that he’s that bad, just so, so overexposed.
I liked the Cleveland Show.
The guy I know (J Lee) wrote for that. He’s a very solid poker player – super aggressive, but good.
Congrats to your friend, but, yeah, JerBear said.
This result is enjoyable, but on the other hand I’m a little grossed out.
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This is the happiest I’ve been all week.
WHOOOOO
Boston radio is going to be fantastic tomorrow. “THIS NON-CAWL IS A CRIME FAH FAHCKIN WARSE THEN GENOCIDE!!!”
To be fair, most Patriots fans think genocide has something to do with the Jets.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Right now, Patriots fans are forming a protest because they are not happy with the fact that they lost the game.
Well fuck the Patriots and good night.
I move that be the official farewell comment for DFO.
That should be the sign off for every 11o’clock news broadcast in the country.
I still hate the packers more though….
Ugh you sound like Mike Pence.
Legit lol on that one.
+1 senor
Hear, hear!
Wrap your heads around this (yes, you too, Rob Bironas) – the Patriots have the same record as the Raiders.
Patriots-Raiders II: The Tuckening
GRONK SMASH!!!!
Intentional Safety Dance time?
…Cause your friends have pants and if they have pants then they’re no friends of mine.
That dance isn’t as safe as they said it was.
Hahahaha. Glorious cry-babies!
Collinsworth is so full of shit. That’s blatant PI.
And yet I don’t care.
Gronk got no flag? Gronk got no flag!
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Well, that was satisfying.
At least we have this.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THE HURRY CANE
THE INVENTION MY GRANDMA CAME TO BLAME
FOR A HIP SHE NEVER BROKE
FELL DOWN THE BACK FIELD
SHE NEVER SHOULD
HAVE HAD THE CONFIDENCE TO WALK DOOOOOOWWWNNNN
Pete Carroll has that same look on his face as when he figured out that jet fuel couldn’t melt steel.
Whatever the hell espn2 is showing these nerds have no business talking to a woman that hot, ever.
Oh, good, another Blount rushing TD and I’ll lose by 2 and…
Oh god BROCKY HAS ENTERED MY MIND!!!!
dude, why are there so many pictures of ed harris in here?
I mean, he’s a cool guy and all but shit man…
That ball hit Edelman right where he keeps his little bag of gold.
The real bag or the fake bag?
Up his ass?
The Patriots are losing. That’s a good.
Goddamn it.
“Come on Seahawks!”
– is what someone who was genuinely rooting for the Seahawks would say. Not me, though. I’m more of a meteor type.
hey guys, remember when I said my season hinged on baldwin not having a season high?
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I’m sorry if suicide jokes seriously offend any one but jesus christ on a cracker.
No, you should be that intense about FF, it’s that important. It should be the most important thing in your life right now. Make sure and tell your coworkers a VERY in-depth story about this tomorrow.
Did I ever tell you about that time I had pocket 9’s on the button…
The humor here is like good chocolate…the darker the better.
All those lovely, useless bench points for me. Why is this pen shoved so deep into my thigh?
I’d want to play Watch Dogs (1 or 2) if they didn’t give the hackers military weaponry. Among other reasons.
“I’m good with a phone and also somehow heavy artillery which makes no sense. PLAY MY GAME!”
“I’m just a scrappy kid with unlimited access to military grade technology and an arsenal that would make The Punisher jealous. I’m an underdog!”
UBISoft wants you to know that all glitches in their games are causes by troublesome hackers with military grade weapons. Please buy more DLC.
They should really change the name of the game to “My Libertarian Techbro Nightmare”, and by purchasing it you are forced to cancel your health insurance.
5 points down in FF, Brady is my QB. Seattle is my opponent’s D.
It all comes down to this.
And I’m kinda hoping I lose.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
With all the fluffing Colinsworth does over the course of a game, he must have jaw muscles that the porn industry covets.
I think that was Anna Gunn’s backup plan.
Passed out when I got home (thank goodness I got picked up). What have I missed? And yes I’m already slightly hungover!
The nights when I start to feel hungover before I even get to bed are the worst.
Must they always praise the fucking owners?
Just Jerrah and Kraft. Every. Fucking. Time.
Oh, Paul Allen got fluffed too.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised all the big money folks jerk each other off, I just am shocked that so many people go along with it.
sucking up to the money is how capitalism works in today’s whoreld.
I mean, they clearly are the best of us.
It’s clearly worked for Chris Christie so far.
[quietly reports ICRM to the proper NFL authorities]
Hey, getting people to slowly kill themselves for your profit is highly commendable work.
/lights cig
//cracks a beer
It’s only truly admirable when you can convince the taxpayers to fund your arena for said killing.
Double points if you get them to call it a coliseum.
COLLINSWORTH: And they just miss a throw.
I haven’t heard such blatant apologism for a Wilson since the Great War.
I haven’t heard such apologies to a Wilson since Castaway